Mike > Rich > Jay > Jack > Jim > Collin > Josh > Len > Jessie > Max Landis

Mike > Rich > Jay > Jack > Jim > Collin > Josh > Len > Jessie > Max Landis

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Colin and Jim are shit tier they never say anything funny.

I guess this is a good thread to tell my story.

I'm a student studying film at UWM here in Milwaukee. I started my Freshman year recently and I'm currently in a class on digital media where one of my projects is to research and do a write-up on a particular online film maker. Well somebody in my class mentioned this local YouTube group called Red Letter Media, but he decided to do the project on something else, so I decided to do it on RLM. I had actually never heard of them before, but I really liked their work, and I got lucky enough to meet Mike to give an interview. That student later on told me about this website and mentioned that you guys like RLM, so I figured I'd lurk and give you the details.

Well it was pretty interesting. I shot RLM an E-Mail pretty late at night, like 2:30 in the morning or so. I had been up studying, but I figured I should shoot them an E-Mail since I had just been thinking about it and didn't want to forget. Well lo-and-behold, I get a message back from Mike himself, who said he would love to meet me and gave me an address, which I would later learn was his home address. The weird part about it was that I got the reply only 2 minutes after I sent the original E-Mail, almost like he was just sitting there waiting for me or something.

Anyway, when I got there it was a pretty nice house, I guess. The cool part about it was, and I don't think many fans know this, but Mike is a HUGE history buff, and I mean he is REALLY into it. Especially WWII-era German stuff. He had WWII-era German flags and photos of figures from the time hanging up all over his walls. I even noticed when I went to the bathroom and peeked into his closet (I know it was wrong of me, but I just couldn't stop myself,) that there was a WWII-era German uniform! It was so interesting. The odd part about it was that it smelled really damp and sweaty, like somebody had worn it very recently, but I figured it had just been stored improperly at some point.

Actually, something else interesting. Mike is SUPER religious, which is weird since he doesn't seem the type. In his closet next to that uniform, he also had a lot of long white robes, so I know for sure he wants to be a member of the clergy, or is already. He also had a huge cross laying around. I could tell it was old because it was made from wood and looked like it had been burned or something.

I wish I had more to say about our conversation, but it was actually pretty uninteresting and really unhelpful. I wanted to record our conversation but he said he couldn't. When I asked him why he said because then THEY'LL hear it, and he really emphasized that word. I asked him what he meant by that and he said "Oh you know, the ones with the," and he pointed to his nose. I still have no fucking clue what he meant. I asked him a lot of questions about the history of RLM, how they all work together, what kind of cameras and equipment they use, etc. The problem is he would keep giving me half-answers, and it kept seeming like all he wanted to talk about were crime statistics and the changing of demographics all the time. He also kept mentioning something called "The Bell Curve," I figured it must be a book or something.

Rich is a drooling retard and Jay is the only one who actually knows anything about movies.

At one point during our conversation something happened that really startled me. The whole time we had been talking I had heard Bob Marley music faintly in the background, but I thought his neighbor was having a party. Well, it turns out that somebody else was in the house with us. At first I thought she was crying because she had red eyes, but then I noticed that she was laughing and getting bags of snacks out of the pantry. I also saw smoke coming from the room she was in, which scared me at first because I thought there was a fire, but then I noticed that one of the bags of snacks she was carrying were marshmallows, so I figured she was just making s'mores inside and the fumes irritated her eyes. I don't know how she manages to keep a flame safely in there when the room is so dark except for the blacklights, but I digress.

So after not much help, I finally had to leave. I shook Mike's hand and thanked him, even though he told me practically no new information, and left. He stared at me going to my car and driving away the whole time, which I thought was weird, but hey, I guess he was being polite.

I ended up getting a C.

>Mike walks into a Film 101 class that he was invited to talk at
>Starts taking questions
>White guy with a RLM shirt asks which Italian neorealist director Mike likes best, "I personally like the films of Roberto Rossellini and his influence in the subsequent French New Wave art form."
>Mike gets visibly angry
>"Listen as a white male sometimes you need to shut the fuck up and let minorities speak"
>"You back there" He points to the pitch black man on his Iphone not paying attention
>"I would love to here an opinion from a proud Nubian man like yourself."
>Black guy wipes his lips and shrugs
>"Well I dunno, I mean you think them DC movies can get good an shit?"
>Mike smiles and starts clapping
>"What a wonderful mundane but interesting question."
>He turns to the white guy from before
>"You see that question is real you pale limp dicked fuck, take you college phony film degree and fuck off with your bullshit philosophies."
>White guy starts crying and runs out
>"Finally" mike says "Maybe the rest of you fucking white males should leave as well"
>The white guys look at their teacher
>She shrugs and says "Well you are evil white men"
>They quickly leave with their heads down
>"Now that thats over with lets get down to the real fun!"
>Mike instructs the white women to take off their pants and bend over the front of their desks
>They do so happily
>"Now will all the WELL HUNG BLACK DINGUSES please show these white ladies what real men can do!"
>The Black guys start fucking the white women like theres no tomorrow
>Mike starts jerking off in one hand and filming in the other
>"We aren't stopping until every young white girl in this school is BLACK BRED"
>Mike and the BBCs rove from hall to hall seducing and impregnating white women

Mike is interesting, but too erratic.
Rich is the lovable loser, but also an ignorant doofus.
Jay pretends to be jovial, but he's actually a hardcore nihilist.
Jack is best boy.

>Jay pretends to be jovial, but he's actually a hardcore nihilist.
What makes you think he's pretending to be jovial? Someone can be jovial and still be a nihilist. Understanding that life has no meaning can be very liberating for some people.

In some videos he goes on about how he loves life - or something to that vein - but I actually doubt it. It's an act, of sorts. Deep down he is The Nihilist.

Oh, and Rich is a history buff too.

I work at a bar in Milwaukee called Bar Louie. It's a chain so it's pretty shitty, but Mike shows up from time to time. He always gets really hammered and normally we have to 86 him, but the other night he was acting particularly strange. He came in and was buying everybody rounds. Now, I have to say, this is very much not like him. If anything he's normally trying to scam free drinks off of people. On top of that, he took out some cigars and gave them to a bunch of people. I asked him a couple of times what was up with him that night, but it's kind of loud in there so all I heard was something about "patron." Like he kept saying something like "This is a patron's money," or something. I'm not sure who gave him all that cash, but by the end of the night he was literally, I shit you not, lighting his cigar with a burnt $100 bill. To top it all off, before he left, he literally made it rain. Just to show off. Needless to say, whoever this "patron" is has made Mike very rich!

i would disagree. The Canadians come up with better shit than Jay. Jay is insightful but not funny.

>In some videos he goes on about how he loves life - or something to that vein
He has literally never done this.

I HAVE EVERY REASON TO BELIEVE THIS VERY REAL SOUNDING STORY

I'd prove it to you, if I wasn't so drunk, and finding the video was easy.

But in it he talks about how he - despite loving gorey horror movies - loves life and is a jovial person.

But he is NOT. It's an act. Deep down Jay is an insecure nihilist.

Not that there's anything wrong with that, per se. Just an observation.

Looking back, the Canadians were on fire when they were reviewing the osteoporosis dance

I think Rich mentions that to Jay near the beginning of the Alien commentary.

It may be time to go make some real friends, user.

Don't forget about nobody's favorite guest, Gillian.

I'll make a note of that. I wish they'd provide subtitles.

I do have friends, tho. I just don't like nihilists.

Subtitles for an audio-only file? How the fuck does that work?

If you watch them with a movie, it would display them on screen.

Not to mention it would be easier to search for keywords.

>If you watch them with a movie, it would display them on screen.
Their commentary is a separate audio file. It's not married to the film. Are you fucking retarded?

Putting aids moby before anyone. He is not funny and a retard.

What? IF THEY PROVIDED subtitles, they would show up on the screen.

Are YOU retarded?

They'd be typing out ~2 hours-worth of shooting the shit with each other.

>the Canadians were on fire when they were reviewing the osteoporosis dance

Colin spent the whole review cracking up over one of Mike's jokes. Jim didn't say more than usual.

The episode where they watched Backyard Stunting and the Eloisecol demon tape was a much better episode, if we're judging solely Canadians contributions

giv rlm friends

Yes. And I'm sure they could even out-source that to fans, if they wanted to. But alas, it hasn't happened.

AFAIK they don't let "Youtube heroes" to add subtitles to their videos either.

Jay is talking about why he likes Alien 3 because its very bleak and that fits with the series better than Aliens and Rich remarks Jay is a very happy person in real life but likes depressing films.

New BotW. Why no thread?

In the latest episode, this tape is on the wheel. I happen to own this tape, and it's the most amazing thing I've ever watched. I've actually been meaning to send it to RLM before seeing that they have it. Once they finally watch it, we're going to be shitposting about it like crazy. It's glorious.

Is this fresh pasta?

Anyone else notice Jack keeps edging up the popularity ladder? People used to hate him more than anyone. What changed?

Josh

they stopped putting him in videos

Even Josh is gaining acceptance. He seems to have mellowed out a lot after the getting hurt by the fan backlash against him

Rich is a blessed gift to mankind >>>>> Mike > Jay > Josh > Jess > Collin > Len > Max Landis > Jim >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jack

Nah, nigga. Colin is a solid comedic wing-man. And even though I'm not a particular fan of Jim's deadpan delivery he does make Mike laugh his ass off on occasion which is always a good thing. Rich making Mike lose it over the witch cackle today was great though.

I heard Rich has an elephant cock, like it is so big he can't even get erections. Any truth to those rumors?

Len is shit. Rich is shit. Jessi is great.

EVERY

DAY

I started to like him after watching more Prepare Rectum. He really shines there. He's no immediately laught-out-loud funny, but he has insights, and a good, likable nature. Nothing will crush Jack's spirit.

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When he first started on RLM he seemed to think it was the perfect opportunity to spread SJW opinions. He will still bring up social justice if asked directly about aspects of it, but generally he has started keeping his politics in his pocket. This allows him to be known for his personality rather than his politics, which as you say is good natured and likeable.

Hell, PreRec mad me like Jack more and Rich less.

>dude Mike is miserable
>laughs his ass off behind scenes more than anyone

PreRec really highlights what an autistic retard Rich is.

Can you rip it and upload it?

He gained some self awareness

He's still well below Mike, Jay, and Rich, but hes easily on par with the Canadians now

>all those mike laughing outtakes

I originally found it on YouTube. I bought the tape because I was such a huge fan. If you want to get a jumpstart on the memes, here it is.

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I don't know why you wrote this, but it made me laigh

Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.

I guess I really mike after all

Thank you for this. I didn't even know this content existed. I know what I'll be doing at work tomorrow.

Ask your mother

Go the fuck back to Raddit you AIDSMoby sycophant

I didn't really like Jack (not cause of his politics which I largely agree with him on) but I started watching the PreRec's that Jay is on and he really does have an indomitable optimism. The insults he received constantly in the chats etc. were sometimes brutal but he always took it in stride. I've come around to him a bit.

He's still not one of my preferred guys on Best of the Worst but he's good in the longer form PreRec stuff where he interacts with the chat and gets the good questions answered.

>his politics


Huh?

Rich is on fucking FIRE

Jack is the one with the pornstar dick.

When future generations sift through the smoldering rubble of postmodern America, they would do well to locate a hard drive with RedLetterMedia content on it. They could study Mike and Jay and, with that thin slice of information, fully understand what it is that killed western civilization.
Those two are bitter, cynical nihilists. They have devoted their lives, the prime years of productivity, to pithily lampooning cultural ephemera and implying "we could do better than these idiot filmmakers, but we're too cool to actually try."
They are every strain of societal AIDS melded together into a super AIDS of cultural death...
Well into middle age, they're still obsessively analyzing adventure stories for children. They're childless, unmarried, stubbornly avoiding an actual profession, opting instead to beg for Patreon donations. They are subsisting on the patronage of even more embittered, more lonely, more cynical losers who need virtual friends to swim in their vast Petri dish of misery with them.
Look in their fucking eyes, man. It's a joyless, pointless existence they're living.
They are so afraid of sincerity or honest artistic effort that they'll leave behind hours of footage of them chuckling about Tommy Wiseau. They are artistic cowards and abject failures in every respect.
Each time you catch a glimpse of them, you're reminded that we peaked as a civilization a long time ago. We're done creating. We're done feeling real emotions. All we can do now is analyze, criticize, and ironically pick through the dessicated corpse of our once great nation.

Rich ages like fine wine. The older RLM gets the funnier he gets.

>Nerd Crew Episode 4 Outtakes
>That last Rich Evans outtake

A lot of people on here shit on him for being a 'SJW'. That's what I'm referring to.

Ah.

When did you first realize Mike and Jay's opinions are completely invalid? For me it was just now when I found out they hate Blade Runner.

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Colins moved up a few tiers, Jim always gets drunk and super quiet, which doesn't really add a lot to the show.

jesus christ did i feel weird when they were shitting on the elderly driving video. i dont know why, because i was still laughing, but i just felt bad. its the SAME sort of jokes and such id make with my friends but it just seemed so bizarre to see such blatant...iunno

their opinion on it was exactly how i felt. i wanted to like it, the atmosphere and effects are amazing

but i was just so bored. im not even sure why i didnt like it because on paper every moment is interesting or visually neat on paper....but

are you new to RLM? making fun of the elderly is a staple.

Only good review they've ever done: youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ

oh, i know, thats why its so weird. i make these jokes, my friends make these jokes, the website i shitpost 24/7 on makes these jokes, THEY make these jokes, and suddenly, it feels weird. im at a loss

Also drunk jack is pretty funny and I don't think he likes Rich's girlfriend based on seeing them together on pre rec.

>2017

Mike and Jay drag rlm down tbhf

>Rich's girlfriend

???

That's his wife.

does anyone know what's rich's sisters look like? the one who was on prerec with him and karen had a nice voice and was much less autistic than rich and karen.

Jim is literally Canadian Mike. He's one of the best guests and his humor is so dry it often goes unappreciated or unnoticed.

Jim feels the same. Jim feels the most.

mike > jay > len > gillian > jack > freddie > collin > jim > jesse > rich > max landis > karen = josh

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Josh.

Pre-TFA, Plinkett review era Mike > Powergap > Thin Jay > Pre-2014 Rich > Fat Jay > GMP-Era Mike > Current Year Mike > Jim > Colin > GMP-Era Rich > GMP-Era Jay > Gillian > Len (2nd appearance) = Freddie Williams (1st appearance) = Jessie > Powergap > Drunk AIDSMoby > Len (1st appearance) > Freddie Williams (2nd appearance) > Powergap > cancer > Powergap > Karen > Current Year Rich > Gilchrist > AIDSMoby > Beardfat > Max Landis

mike > jay > rich > jack > jim > collin > len > jesse > freddie > josh > max landis > gillian

OH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH
THEY'RE BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
I CLAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPED

Mike > Jay > Rich = literally who's > AIDSMoby

those two new guys/ canadians, please no more of them Mike, i know you read Sup Forums for ideas.

Freddie is probably my favorite guest

>canadians
>new guys
They've been in RLM videos for literally years now.

>ranking landis as the worst one

their interview with him is easily the best interview they ever did

>all this people underrating Len
SHIGGY DIGGY MY NIGGAS

Mike > Jay > Canadians > Rich > Jessie > The other redhead girl > Jack > Len > Max Landis > Josh

>it's another Jim & Colin visits Milwaukee to gangbang Jay & creampied his bussy under the old guise of watch crappy old videotapes episode
:sigh: again
Can we all agree, at this point, that Mike is pimping Jay, and is at the head of an international sextrafficking ringleader?

the only reasonable power ranking

mike = jay > rich > len > jessie > max landis = gillian = freddie > canadians > beardfat > aidsmoby

rich is not funny. he's only funny as the punching bag of jay and mike. even canadians are funnier than rich even if rich is in the same episode as the butt of jokes.

They also filmed a second BOTW with them too so we will see more of them soonish