CRISPR/Gene Modification Thread

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Master Race here we come.

Sup Forums's thoughts on the advent of gene modification in humans? A future where diseases are a thing of the past, every guy gets a big dick and is six foot five sounds fucking fantastic.

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6'5" is awkward, lanky tall, you'd probably want 6'2".

Gene modded humans are likely to be the only ones that can endure long term space travel.

But I thought people were beautiful at every size?

Will this shit work on people who are already alive i.e. me?

This will completely destroy libs stupid "everyone is equal" paradigm.

they should do a bait and switch and send all the people who sign up for gene mods into gas chambers instead. Anyone so cucked by hyper-materialist degeneracy that they want to drastically change their God-given physique deserves to die.

t. 6'2

To modify dick size don't you audio have to modify heart size or capacity as well as various factors that affect the brains?

>Be future baby
>Get big dick and 6'5
>Lung capacity never increased so pass out Everytime I get a chubby and suffer arythmia
>Die young and unhappy
Nothing changed but my height and now I have heart probblems
Also why make dicks bigger? Make vaginas smaller and grow babies in tubes.

t. Dreamer

No, only reproductive organs

>how long till hermaphrodites exist?

it soundsd nice but I'm afraid when everyone is a 6'5 bear framed 8'' giant of cock women will want 7'0 14 inch giants of cock. those whores can't be satisified.

>penis size matters
Naturally, big vaginas need big penises.

I'm 6'3 with a big dick but I don't pass out when I get a boner. The amount of blood that goes to your dick when you get hard isn't that significant and the body doesn't have a particularly narrow operating blood pressure. Extremes are only really bad for you in the long run.

If you have a bigger body you get a bigger heart (potential drawbacks here) and bigger lungs (these are pretty great) to compensate.

According to the video, if you are already alive, it'll be used to cure all sorts of diseases like HIV, Herpes, and even Cancer (hopefully). It'll also be used to cure genetic diseases.

For babies, it'll be used to modify traits like height, dick size, hair fullness, metabolism, muscle growth rate, etc. We won't be seeing super humans until the next generations.

Eugenics 2.0!

You mean I'll be able to modify my reproductive organs? That's the only part of this I really give a shit about anyway. Also hermaphrodites already exist.

But I can't make my own dick bigger? Who gives a shit, then?

shitty hermaphrodites anyways, nothing we get in porn...

If they can use it to increase intelligence Africa may one day become a developed continent.

except in reality most women find penises of that length only theoretically desirable
when in reality its very painful and unenjoyable once the novelty wears off.

dibs on a horse dick.

>muh gods image

Fucking kill yourself you stupid backwards neo liberal faggot

I'm pretty sure that isn't how genetics work, chad. The point is you stay tinkering with one part and neglect the rest the consequences can be catastrophic. Go read any book by Michael Crichton. Jurassic park to start with. Spielnerg made a movie about it. The book is netter

>Text to speech program
Closed.

Yes. In regards to changes that involve muscles, organs or bones ( height, intelligence, strength), the body can be forced through a second "puberty" wherein the changes take place.

Second puberty huh, that sounds very optimistic.

yes you will go through a transition. Further proof that anyone who wants to modify their body is a numale beta cuck

Great now all I need to do is make a million dollars so I can afford this shit when it happens.

NORTH KOREA
IS BEST KOREA

You sure you don't want to get rid of the nigger genes in you, Italy?

>Italy

Canadian education, everyone.

>tinkering with genes
Generations away, fampai.
Doing it without knowing the full extent of our genes is like begging to be exterminated.

It would be hormonal, once the DNA is injected they could force it's expression by making the body think it's undergoing a rapid period of growth. Basically puberty.

> common core
> teaching 5 year olds about trannies

How are neoliberals even okay with this?

Hitler did this kind of shit and he was frowned upon but if they do it then its okay?

>2016
>confusing flags

Good going there, peru!

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i forgot that plebs don't know what DNA stands for.

Yes. CRISPR/CAS9/gene drives also update living beings DNA.

It will be possible one day to reverse the effects of diseases such as muscular dystrophy/NF1&2/more.

This is an incredibly exciting time to be alive lads.

If you want the mutation to spread then you need to do modify the technique and do it to unborn fetus's for example.

Spartans are chemically and mechanically enhanced, not genetically.

I'd rather have a 10" dick that's 3" thick then, so I could wreck that cutie in the middle's asshole

>Have an 7 inch dick.
>Dating a girl who I know has taken the BBC.
>Out on a date with her when she brings up the topic of big dicks.
>Shes prodding me for information to find out my size when I tell her "you'll just have to find out"
Oh, so you must have a tiny one huh.
>Dont take offense but simply ask " if the size of a mans penis matters, then the size of your waist line, breast size, and ass size matters too.
EXCUSE ME!
>If you are measuring the worth of a man by the size of his penis, then a man can measure a woman's worth by the size of her body or beauty.
THATS SEXIST!
>What you said is the exact same thing.
NO ITS NOT!
>Why?
BECAUSE MEN CANT BE OBJECTIFIED!
>You just tried to objectify me, and you just objectified men in general.
OH GREAT ANOTHER MRA! I THOUGHT YOU WAS DIFFERENT!
>And I thought you could lose some weight.

She ended up with another BBC, but ended up with twins out of the deal and no daddy to raise em, came crawling back after birth which I quickly declined her and explained to her how I ended up in a relationship with a lesbian couple who wanted a man in their life.


>I really wish I was joking, but that was the weirdest fucking 2 years of my life.

If you take CRISPR you'll irreversibly go straight to hell after you die. It's the mark of the beast.

Dehydrated Nucleic Acids?

And RNA... Rehydrated Nucleic Acids?

this

>I ended up in a relationship with a lesbian couple who wanted a man in their life.
Did you guys sell your story for someone to make a sitcom out of?

Seriously, what is your life?

I believe (You)

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Kys

>explained to her how I ended up in a relationship with a lesbian couple who wanted a man in their life.

You can't just say that and stop right there. What the fuck?

ofc!

Your lungs were always gonna be the right size for you cause it was in your genes, if someone was gonna be 5 ft and they had tiny lungs but they changed his height in the womb but not his original lung capacity, he'd have the lung capacity of a 5ft guy but the air needs of someone 6ft 5

Lel you newfags didn't already know about this tech. It's only a method and requires a lot of testing and research. We use it in mice. I hope you like cancer, faggot.

You need to use a lentiviral vector to apply to living beings.

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Ted talk about Gene Drive and shit and how it can change an entire species extremely quickly.

Essentially, it's a tool that guarantees a gene you modifed gets passed on.

it's a meme you dip

Yep.
An impressive dick can help a girl get in the mood, but it's going to cause problems once the ball gets rolling. It's an 'eat with your eyes' sort of thing. And there's probably sort of a circular reinforcement goin on--there's a mystique to big dicks, lady sees a big dick, gets turned on, is turned on so sex is more immediately rewarding, which means more hooplah about it.

Once it gets as large as or larger than about 6 and a half inches it'll begin to become at least mildly uncomfortable. Actual *big* dicks are painful and require a lot of care and restrict you to specific positions and angles. That's part of why porn positions are often awkward half-sideways affairs.

Long story short: relax, get good at foreplay, and don't have a literal microphallus.

it's what will help convince the wealthy to exterminate the poors

they'll get smarter, stronger, faster, healthier, longer lived and prettier

while the poor suffer generation after generation of chronic malnutrition, understimulation and maladaptive pollution spawned mutation, becoming dumber, uglier and more violent and debased with each passing generation

they will forget who's responsible for the condition of the poor. they'll only think about what a favor they're doing for them

>Three parent babies
>Sperm + egg + mitochondria donor
I think this shit was overly sensationalized. Mitochondrial DNA is a drop in the bucket, base pair-wise, compared to nuclear DNA, not to mention that mitochondrial DNA probably solely controls mitochondrial function. Yes, technically the baby had a third donor of DNA to their genome, but they probably wouldn't be significantly different in the important phenotypes (hair colour, skin colour, personality, etc) compared to their parents and siblings, save having healthy mitochondria.

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who cares what women want? by the time this shit is widely available, we'll have realistic artificially intelligent waifu fuckbots.

Oldest pasta I've seen in a day

>That's part of why porn positions are often awkward half-sideways affairs.

That's not why, it's so the camera can get a shot of the actual penetration, titties, and so forth. Realistic porn where the couple is in missionary and you can only see the guy's ass is not fun to watch.

If I were to genetically modify myself, I'd just delete the myostatin gene so my muscular growth and development would only be limited by my skeletal frame, like this doggo here that was born without said gene.

>part of why

Does DNA stand for Deconstructed Nuclear Atoms? I dunno, I forget.

This is about designing fetuses, not changing adults. Not surprised someone who considers physical attraction to be degeneracy doesn't understand this.

> god-given

Lol, you don't actually believe that do you?

I still stand by my point, they may not penetrate fully, but that doesn't mean they'll be in weird sideways positions.

Good example doggo.

You can expect it to be illegal in the West.

China already beat us to the first human trials.

This is why i'm not worried about 'muh white race'. In the near future people from all over the world (especially asians) will be genetically modifying their children for blue eyes, chiseled features, light skin and high IQs.

You fags are on some sort of internet connected device to post here, and yet you can't use google to confirm what DNA stands for?

Deoxyribonucleic acid
Ribonucleic acid

Hell, in the future, Asians will start looking like actual anime characters.

Not just blue eyes, Heterochromia iridum like pic related.

autism on your part

Height is probably not a good trait for this though.

>that gif
I honestly don't even need to explain why I'm killing myself in my suicide note. I'll just ask my loved ones to take a look around and this fucked up world.

I guess bigger dicks would be a good evolutionary trait. You really only need 6-7 inches. It varies. And if you fuck like an asshole, it might not be as good. You don't need to be submissive to some bitch who only dates dudes with 8 inch dicks. That's disgusting. She probably fucks black dudes. Do you want some black dude's side bitch? Cause that's what you're getting with some "size matters" skank. Yes. Size doe matter to an extent. So are you just going to shun people who don't meet the golden dick standard? It's a ridiculous mindset. And it's making a generation of little cucky kids who can't stop crying about their whore ex cheating on them or some other unimportant shit.

Also, that was a good video about the societal implications of human genetic modification. The details of the molecular mechanism involved in it was a bit too brief, and doesn't properly explain the role of CRISPR and Cas9 in genetic modification, not that it's relevant to the average person.

Cas9 is a nuclease that utilizes a specific gRNA (that you can control in the lab) found between CRISPRs to cleave DNA at a specific site (usually a double-stranded cut, but modified Cas9 nucleases can do single-stranded or staggered cuts too). Cutting DNA is all it does. Homology-directed repair (HDR) follows the Cas9-mediated cut to introduce a new DNA sequence at the site of the cleavage; HDR is where insertion of new genetic material actually happens. In short, the CRISPR-Cas9 system is purely the scissors while HDR is the actual paper and glue.

That reminds me, CRISPR won't only be useful for making bigger dicks, it will be used to create large vaginal canals, vaginas that are super sensitive entrance and back. Hell, it could even be used to replicate the gene where certain women out there are able to orgasm via anal sex and even from oral sex (look it up).

Dick size will get perpetually larger because vagina sizes will too.

An exciting time to live in indeed.

>gRNA found between CRISPRs
Well, I kinda botched the terminology there. Spacer DNAs of CRISPRs are transcribed and processed into gRNAs that Cas9 can utilize.

Just slapping some white features on people is not going to make them white.
White people don't simply look different, they act different, they think different.
If those asians start modifying themselves the world will just be ruled by white looking asians who are devoid of humor, empathy and creativity.

who cares about empathy. we had plenty of it and look where it got us.

exactly, it's the reason why china is moving full steam ahead with the CRISPR research while the US cries about ethics and shit.

Why the fuck do we have that shitty gene anyway?

>implying everyone won't be genetically modified to be a 5'4'' limbless tranny with hives

progress ;) so beautiful

>muh bones

nature is a pussy

>humans eventually have to dedicate all resources to maintain their 3 foot cocks and fridge sized vaginas
>aliens find our remains and laugh for days

Wouldn't Sup Forums get really popular? After all, Stacy will cheat on Jimmy when Jimmy only has a 2 foot cock, and then Jimmy goes and shitposts on Sup Forums, and then jerks off for 4 hours straight while digging smegma out of his foreskin.

Why the fuck do we get fat?
Only until recently humans needed to survive by storing fat and using energy to grow in only what is necessary because food back then was difficult and required a lot of work to get. It did not need to be wasted in growing excess muscle, what use would that be? We had intelligent hunting methods that was superior to muscles (aka using brute force like a carnivorous animal).

But now, food is plentiful, humans now have excess energy and gains. We need have a reason to unlock the gene that stops us from growing excess muscles because now, survival isn't our because concern anymore.

We need to solve basic problems before even touching this shit. I believe this sort of thing, if it actually gets implemented, will lead to the collapse of humanity.

>asian
>fat ass

Confusion.

Anyway, pretty much. In the wild growing muscle uncontrollably would be a death sentence. Imagine how many calories you need every day for that.

ur just mad that im going to be a 2000 year old 6'9 12" cock'd, Muscular God.

White people are not very empathetic when they know they've been wronged.
If we truly had free speech and got rid of the media brainwashing we would fix that shit so fast and so efficient your head would spin.

Just like America nuked Japan to end the war we would nuke the Middle East, Israel and Belgium. Everyone would get in line and we would have world peace and prosperity.

Latvia, please stop shitting up my thread.

Thanks for the heads up, Yahweh.

Reminder that this is reddit-tier larpy garbage. Every five years there's another idiotic outburst of "ZOMG we're gonna be engineering human beings like tomorrow LEL!". CRISPRs don't let you fucking create super humans. Maybe we get some neat medicine out of it. Shut up and go do something productive,

No, they're going to lobby to make the treatment free paid for by taxes

Your thread is trash and belongs on /sci/ or Sup Forums.

The women who say this probably know jack shit about their own vagina. Most eight inchers are extremely uncomfortable, even gay men who rely on a entrance which can take 16cm have hard time. Then again a six incher is eight for them, and eight incher is probably 10. They don't know jack shit about penis size.

Shit, thought I got rid of the name when I went off the real lives thread hours ago, anyhow.

>tfw you will never be a GM baby with 8 inch dick
>tfw you will never use "muh dik" as an argument
>tfw you will never satisfy your bull's wife


REEEEEEEEEEE

Please. I used to be an actual /fit/, decent man then got crohns one day and now spend half my time discovering weird nutritional deficiencies and clutching my stomach. I have the money, i just want to be normal like i assumed i would be. Shit genes need to be scrapped.

>be year 2031
>have new amazon basics brand 3d bio printer
>$295 shipped with prime
>comes with over 9000 genomes
>print out audrey hepburn in her prime
>exact copy, completely brain dead though
>use transcranial quantum microtubule stimulator to set her mind state to that of a horny 17 year old who wants to worship my cock 24/7
>fuck her until i get bored
>shoot her in the head
>spray corpse with amazon basics brand StemSelect to revert biomass into pluripotent stem cells
>put biomass back into bio printer
>print out michelle rodriguez
>set mindstate to 27 year old lesbian who's suddenly curious about men
>....
Only reason I'm still alive, to be frank relatives.