>Wake up
>You see this in your garage
(pic related)
What you do ?
Wake up
Isaac King
Elijah Kelly
marvel at how I came into possession of such a large garage
Jaxson Taylor
Bomb the fuck out of Sweden.
Jordan Moore
You sleep in your garage, Romania? I didn't know it was that bad...
Cooper King
Paint it black so Germany sucks it dry.
Connor Cox
Sell this and buy actually useful weapon.
Nolan Morales
Get in the Guinness book of world record's for suicide committed with the highest caliber weapon.
Carson Moore
Fucking Chad.
I'll get him this time.
Eli Adams
Sell it for scrap. That much steel would be worth a couple grand at least.
I'd have absolutely no use for it.
Michael Parker
I'd freak the FUCK out because the perspective is off.
Nolan Johnson
sell it to gypsies for some convertible marks
Dominic Jones
>tfw you actually sleep in a garage
Cooper Fisher
ram it up my asshole
Blake Rivera
I would trade it for a TOG II*
Asher Carter
>dynamite planted
>dynamite diffused
>axis captured the outpost
>we recaptured the outpost
>dynamite planted
Ethan Price
Not sure. I would need a multi track rail road to even move or aim it. But that is a lot of scrap metal if nothing else.
Nolan Flores
...
Zachary Gutierrez
Is that ragtop wagen on the right in my garage too? Because it's so sweet.
Liam Lee
AYY YISS
>FREE
>SCRAP
>METAL
Adrian Diaz
>You're a big gun.
Blake Jackson
Cum inside the canon
James Ward
For you.
Xavier Peterson
für dich
Blake Lee
underrated
Lucas Martin
You're on the road and this thing honks its horn at you. What do you do?
Hudson Morris
>für dich
>being this edgy
Oliver Long
The price of steel scrap is pretty low
Josiah Bailey
SPBP.
Nicholas Gutierrez
Dude, it's like 100+ tons
>implying this thing is hard enough for our roads
Nathaniel Sanchez
I get some bros here and immediately start shelling Vienna
Noah Sanchez
Make a museum, because I'm pretty sure they're all destroyed and that thing is beautiful.
Christopher Ward
I fire it at the walls of Istanbul.
Carson Foster
>What you do ?
Start shelling Toronto. I assume it comes with ammo
Joseph Morris
Greatly underrated
Luis Walker
Sell it on auction. Get mad bux.
Angel Gray
Enforce the Non-Aggression Principle on my property and fire up the child sex slave sweat shop.
Liam Rodriguez
Turn it in to the authorities
William Gomez
Melt it down and sell the metal. I don't really have any other use for it.
Tyler Wright
Annex the Sudetenland
Josiah Taylor
Put my dick inside it.
Leo Fisher
Ask mom to make me some tendies and go fap while she's cooking.
Michael Perry
>What you do ?
Get back into the house and look up the coordinates for Asia Minor aka Berlin.
James Morgan
could the USA defeat ISIS if they made lots of maus tank with a dora gun rail gun on it
Zachary Cooper
holy fuck I have a garage
Asher Morales
I call the Half-Track with the quad gun...
Grayson Rogers
...
Jackson Reed
you could use it to pleasure your wife so she stops seeing Darnel
Isaac Cook
t. Fingolian
Asher Adams
youre making fun of a finn whos ancestors were raped by forginers while its happening to you right now
>WEW LAD
David Lopez
lease an open field in the middle of nowhere/drive it there late at night so I can grind up the road a little/and find out scrap price and set up oxylance/gouger/torch
Gabriel Gutierrez
Recapture Transylvania.
Hudson Sanders
No, I'm making fun of a chinaman who lives next door.
Henry Sanchez
Bomb Poland.
Christian Bailey
>point towards romania
>shoot
Tyler Diaz
Check em
Zachary Cruz
but I got double dubs you silly
Kayden Thomas
/thread
Brandon Roberts
CHECKED
Charles Mitchell
Wonder about the previous owner of that garage. And how much he was compensating for something
Carter Taylor
NICE
Christopher Brown
Checked mein furher
Lucas Cooper
Check this then
Charles Anderson
ples do
Bentley Sullivan
>implying you're gonna get to use it before the gypsies steal it from you and sell it as scrap metal
Adrian Young
My grandfather worked on one of those. Was in France for WWI. pic related.
Jaxon Smith
>you see this in your garage
>in
More like under
Austin Ward
looks mongolian
was he a finn?
Grayson Hill
>t. Genghis Khan
John Bennett
Shut up Serbia.
Nolan Cook
I'd take Flanders
Dylan Robinson
fix your country sven
Landon Bell
Get sad because the gun can only fire once before falling apart
Aiden Gray
English/Scot. Grandmother was Irish/Sicilian
Dude looks exactly like me and my brother actually, it's creepy.
Chase Walker
Watsup WoT bruh
Luke Barnes
...
Alexander Parker
Move it out front with a for sale sign in preparation of filling up the garage with multiple vehicles.
Hunter Miller
What's edgy about it?
Connor Perry
where? in poland?
Noah Ortiz
Aim it at the closest Mosque.
Henry Perry
Too bad tactical nukes are no longer a thing. ;_;
Adrian Lopez
This. more impressive than the gun, desu.
Daniel White
Bomb chad's house
John Mitchell
That one cute panzer.
Carson Young
I'd try and shoot every location where (((german politicians))) might reside in
Ethan Garcia
Open a museum probably.
Jason Adams
> after fan girling tactically equip ww2 wehrmacht uniform
>"hmm who to shoot at"
>all those years of pain
>all that lunch money
>Chad
>ignore my thundering erection to work out how to load it
>no crane to help
>buy a few floor jacks. Just gonna need to muscle it in.
>spend next 10 days getting it ready to fire
>its aimed at chads house
>and his fucking truck
>Fuck you chad
> don ear protection
>FIRE!
>the entire neighborhood shakes
>every window shattered
>every car alarm going off
>Pretty sure centerlink just went up in flames
>look towards chads house
>see a flash and black smoke on the horizon
>a few seconds later hear a Thunder clap
> I can hear sirens
>they have no idea where to go
>people 5 km away reported a gunshot
>people 3 km away reported a explosion
>People near chads house are dead
>I leveled his entire neighborhood though
>police scared its nuke
>turns out chad was at work
>prepare next shot
> fucking chad
Tyler Jackson
Justin Green
Thank you r/chan
Thomas Gonzalez
I'd sell it and live lavish
James Mitchell
Masterbate desu
Andrew Myers
Good bye Washington D.C.
Joseph Collins
Invade Poland
Gavin Moore
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