What does Sup Forums think of Aruba?

What does Sup Forums think of Aruba?
>Former Dutch colony
>Still part of Dutch kingdom
>Hurricanes are afraid of it
>Cheap cocaine ($6000 for a kilo)
>Cheap whores ($30 for hot latina escorts)
>American girls love to go missing here (Natalee Holloway)


>30km from Venezuela (shithole)
>Cost of living is quite expensive

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ARUBA JAMAICA

BABY WANT TO TAKE YOU TO

Het was een mooie kolonie

R-R-R-R-R-R-RARE FLAG FAG

Ken je Arubanen eigenlijk? (protip: geen antilianen)

Trouwens grappig dat mijn captcha in het Nederlands is

BERMUDA, BAHAMA, COME ON PRETTY MAMA

Full of niggers

Looks pretty boring

According to that chart they made, Aruba is only 'semi-rare'

>tfw population 110k
>lots of lurkers making the flag less valuable

Are you a native or a dirty foreigner?

Normally I would laugh that off (it can be quite boring unless you like outdoors stuff), but coming from a Finn that did kind of sting

>former

soon.

You will never be rid of us.

KEYLARGO WATIGA

Well most of my family has lived here for several centuries, so I would say native

>tfw other arubans in this thread

Jazeker. Maar om ze nou heel veel beter te noemen. Wel een gezellig volk.
Dit is trouwens niet hoe zwarte piet is ontstaan.
taaldacht.nl/2014/12/15/zwarte-piet/

M'a keda desconfia pasobra otronan cu ta post bou di e bandera aki no por ni papia Papiamento.

Wait... you're a former colony? when did that happen?

1986. Status Aparte. Full independence was put on hold indefinitely in the 90's.

Turistanan riba wifi di hotel of gewoon hende uzando VPN?

Heb er een jaar gewerkt voor Setar in 2003, chille mensen, cheapass coke en altijd lekker weer. Hoeren ook fucking goedkoop ja, lopen soms echt de mooiste Colombianas rond daar.

Enige met wie we ooit problemen hadden waren die mariniers in Savaneta, met locals nooit problemen of andere ex pats.

Meaning put on hold until we are unable to provide gibsmedat.

>American girls love to go missing here (Natalee Holloway)
>Van der Sloot was arrested twice on suspicion of involvement in her disappearance
>Van der Sloot

>KEYLARGO WATIGA
yer doing it wrung

Turistanan. Tabata tin un guy tambe cu no sa Papiamento cu a nace aki. Pero ja, mami y papi ta di afo y probablemente a bay Schakel College. :^)

>gibsmedat
You're confusing us with the BES islands.

Waarom is Joran van der Sloot de allerbekendste Arubaan? Schamen mensen zich voor dat feit? Hoe irritant zijn amerifats op vakantie? Wat heb je met het lijk van Natalee gedaan? Conjo.

Meh, Curacao is better...

It's funny. The people around me don't consider him to be Aruban and basically ignore the fact that he lived most of his life here and his general existence.

>Amerifats
They're okay for the most part. The way they dress, however...

>lijk van Natalee
Sleeping with the fishes.

Topkek. Reminder that CuraƧao niggers hate you "macambanan blanko". Don't let their friendly attitudes fool you.

Mensen zijn hier idd chill, maar tergelijkertijd als je van efficientie houdt dan zal het tegenvallen vs. Nederland bijvoorbeeld.


Curacao =/= Aruba

Born in the Netherlands to Dutch parents, moved here when he was around 12 I think.
Dad was attorney general / judge-in-training and his godfather was the chief of police (Jan van der Straten). Together they messed up the entire investigation while coaching Joran what do/say. Her body was never found and they could never pin the disappearance on him.
Joran later killed the daughter of a known politician in Peru and was found guilty and sentenced to prison (where he currently is).

I lived on Curacao for the first 18 years of my life, and of course they hate the "makamba blanku", its just low level jealousy, they have very little themselves

Daarom haalden ze ons ook binnen om werk over te nemen van Arubanen.. Eerste dag dat ik daar buiten zat op m'n werk werden m'n collega en ik gelijk al uitgemaakt voor macamba door langsrijdende Arubaanse collegea van Setar.

Typisch yiu di Corsou.

Why do you think Curacao is better though?
More crime / less developed than Aruba with inferior beaches (IMO).

One thing I liked is the whole marina thing they have with all the piers / boats behind those mansions. That bridge is also pretty tall and Curacao is over twice as big as Aruba.

what Is the price of whore on Falkland island?

E ta mihor pasobra mayoria di macamba cu ta biba eynan ta biba den un villa, haci compras na supermercado Hulandes y disfruta di e weer sin tin nodi bai om mucho cu e """dushi hendenan""" mes.

>Eerste dag dat ik daar buiten zat op m'n werk werden m'n collega en ik gelijk al uitgemaakt voor macamba door langsrijdende Arubaanse collegea van Setar.

"Macamba" hoeft niet per se iets negatiefs te betekenen; sommigen gebruiken het als synoniem voor Nederlander.