>woman tells police she was RAPED by a Pokemon character after she felt an assault >creature in her bedroom >woke up to find Pokemon character in her room on top of her bed
Fucking white males. When will they stop with their patriarchy and oppression.
>Fucking white males. When will they stop with their patriarchy and oppression.
oh i get it he's being sarcastic
Joseph Bennett
she has a mental illness, 100 percent..
really unfortunate
Jordan Hill
We should never doubt a victim. This is disgusting. Instead of helping her they tell her to see a shrink.
Jack Allen
This is how most rapes happen: inside women's heads.
Bentley Martinez
>animated Japanese creature rapes female >implying it isn't working as intended
James Morris
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Juan Roberts
Looks like a child's bed. She could have actually been assaulted and this is a cry for help without naming names... Damn Sup Forums...
Andrew Evans
>getting molested by a charmander in your sleep now that's lewd
Gavin Stewart
This
Ayden Williams
I wanna see apicture of that nutcase. I'd bet money on at least 1 piercing and dyed hair.
Levi Perez
When rule 34 hits the real world hard.
Jason Robinson
>She woke up her husband to tell her what had happened who told police officers that he did not believe her and told her to see a psychiatrist.
And subsequently started questioning why he was still sticking his dick in crazy. After a few moments thought he went back to sleep dreaming vodka dreams.
Aaron Myers
OK ha ha ha, nice joke article.
Nicholas Watson
This is like one of my Taiwanese cartoons
Isaac Allen
>tfw nobody believes your victim and everyone thinks she's crazy
This costume was a great investment.
Jack Sullivan
That's exactly what I thought. She got sexually assaulted while asleep. She had been playing Pokemon Go before sleeping. Had a dream of Pokemon raping her while Jamal is literally raping her. Wakes up and Jamal is gone but she feels the results of the rape. Thinks it must have been the Pokemon.
Thomas Wright
Wtf, ban assault pokemon now
Daniel Reed
To be fair, it's the quality of journalism that's your problem.
Adrian Cook
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Bentley Martin
Looks like she got CHARRED.
Gavin Mitchell
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William Lee
Wtf, that bitch fids a fucking Charmander and complains? I have never seen a Charmander in the wild, fuck her.
Aaron Moore
>What stupid comments here. She probably was assaulted by a demon. POKEMON = pocket monster. Wake up to the reality of the spirit world dumb people. Open your eyes.
STAY WOKE
Sebastian Brooks
To be fair, it could be sleep paralysis. It happens before dreaming to prevent a person from moving while in a dream. If you do somehow stay awake when it happens, then you see realistic visual/audio hallucinations and stuff, while being unable to move. Pretty terrifying and sweet at the same time.
Lucas Evans
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Austin Turner
That's hate speech user, we all need to be nicer against other human beings.
Camden Phillips
>Tfw you will new take the pokemon knot >Tfw you will never be raped in your sleep
lucky slut
John Scott
she would have loved it if the pokémon were a machamp instead.
>t. plebbit
Ryder White
first time an aussie post made me laugh.
Kevin Jenkins
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Jaxon Gonzalez
Without being snide here, there's legitimately more rape happening within women's heads than in the real world. In scientific studies about 60% of women have rape fantasies (sexual desires revolving around the fantasy of being raped) it's a massively ingrained part of the female sexual psyche and one that should not be underemphasized.
Rape is something that has a strong fixture within women's minds invoking heavy emotion of fear and pleasure, this whole rape obsession by feminists can also be explained with their secret desires and fantasies.
This is also why so many mentally ill women like the woman in the article make up false rape accusations.
Andrew Nelson
>woman says stupid shit >"oh it must be the closest man's fault" Do you hear yourself when you speak?
Joseph Hughes
nah she would have love it if it was a nigglet
Parker Sanders
that's just sad
Asher Collins
the struggle is real
Luis Gutierrez
>could see this as s gift to cheer her up >instead finds a way to scream rape
Sup Forums please making me hate women
Brandon Stewart
>I have never seen a Charmander in the wild, fuck her. >fuck her
Sounds like that's what started this whole mess
Samuel Wood
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Nathaniel Campbell
>there is an actual person who came up with this >there is an actual journalist who made this article >there are actual people who gave a shit about this
Holy shit if only I had so much free time. Also I think its the perfect time to bring back public executions, we need this more than ever.
Leo Reyes
Hubby was probably going to pound town before she woke.
John Campbell
>japanese monster rapes white woman >blames white men
Zachary Morgan
.thread
Jackson Phillips
Women are truly the most retarded creatures to have ever existed and this is why giving them the right to vote was a big ass mistake
Leo Campbell
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Eli Wilson
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Wyatt Price
>Russian woman that explains it
Owen Anderson
Dainantic is a bunch of whites, but blaming white mem is a meme.
Jayden Lopez
>she has a mental illness, 100 percent.. well she is a woman
Brody Thompson
>too old >no tentacles
Jordan Gray
>mfw I envisioned a bogan in that costume yelling: >SQUIRTLE! in their stupid accent as he ejaculates all over some mentally ill chick before climbing back out the window of the in-patient facility.
Easton Collins
>Women >Not crazy
Bentley Baker
yes. this explains a lot of ghost visitations etc as well.
Carter Price
Yeah I bet you her ass still caught it though
Jackson Murphy
that squirtle has rape in its eyes desu
Jayden Young
>getting beat by a charmander is this low cp 100% IVs sjw worth evolving?
Jaxon Price
or you could read the article , it was a crazy woman , not a lil gurllll a grown woman, married, in bed with her husband. in the article her friend said pokemon are all over her house and even her dog can sense them and barks when she plays pokemon go. crazy people do and say crazy things
Jayden White
Russians...
William White
Sure it was a charmander?
Gabriel Edwards
Please be joking. I know you're probably kidding but there are people that no doubt would actually rule this a possibility.
Jack Long
Lol
Ethan Clark
Sleep paralysis is a bitch. You can't move and you start perceiving a mix of your senses and imagined bullshit.
>trying to sleep in new apartment. >"wake up ", but I can't move. >realize what's happening. Oh shit son. I've read /x/. I know what happens next. All I can do is buckle in and wait this out. >" know" that my bedroom door is open (I keep it closed) >hear an indistinct voice muttering not-words in the living room. >then silence >get tackled by the darkness. >jerk violently awake. Door is closed. I am alone. Everything is normal aside from my heart beating at ten billion beats per minute. I was able to have enough clarity to realize what was happening, but it was still EXTREMELY unsettling.
If it ever happens to you, it will make sense why people used to blame this shit on ghosts, witches, and devils. I suppose I can see why a sjw would jump to an initial conclusion of rape/assault. Sticking to that conclusion once you've awoken is dumb as hell, but it makes some sense for the first few moments after awakening from that.