WW3 is vamping up...which front will you be on?

WW3 is vamping up...which front will you be on?

The Ruskis.

tunnel snakes probably

Same side as the Ruskis, the Burgers and the other Brits.

ie. not Germanistan

Too fat to get conscripted/drafted unless they get super desperate or want to lock me up for a year with little to no food

I'll be fighting the meme war while ever so /comfy/.

USN confirmed for cleanfags, my heiney is ready

NEW CONGLOMERATE, LIVE FREE IN THE NC!

Asian front. Western civilization is doomed

How do I join the vampires side?

I see you have your legs shaved

You have to come to Castelul Bran

Smooth as a baby's bum, massah

Nah, he's probably a hairless flip. A lot of them in the Navy for some reason

Germany and nato!

Togther we stand and devided we fall!

Like the vast majority, I will be on Team Incinerated in the first 10 Minutes.
Good luck Team Dying of Radiation !

THE MEME FRONT , SENPAI.

Russia obviously

hey f u man. dont make me call the mapya

I for the truth. You know OP?
Also:
Slide this fucking thread.

Iv e noticed that people who say they aren't PC are often ignorant fucktards.
Not that I think political correctness is important; I don't. But people who announce that they aren't PC usually us that as an excuse to make illogical and uniformed, batshit assertions.
Just an observation

I am in this base and too many milfags get b& for the dumbest shit... i think the secret squirrels are fucking around too much (pic related) Anyways, gtg defend freedom. tc gl hf

#MAGA

kek

This thread, tl; dr:
" I am pro war and a fat pussy"

The side that is slaughtered by Turks because they are a majority here :(

Yeah because anti war wont get you killed. Go preach the awesomeness of Christianity and Judaism in Boko Haram infested countries and see if they'll stop robbing people, trafficking 8 year olds RPGs and coke.

Pussy ass flower fucker.

Waaaait, I thought only germany had turks in large numbers

I'm going to stay inside my house, turn the news off, and let the stupid people kill each other.

The Karelian front.

team edward

This

You fat cunts with no experience are hilarious
>omg i'm gonna go to war with my white bros and cleanse this world
>everything will go fine without issues and I'll come back home and marry this white qt!

It's not that fucking simple. War is hell.

Hiding in the mountains. Fuck that shit.

The winning one of course

I'm in Vienna, it's basically "little Germany" - drug dealers and anarchists everywhere, police doesn't give a shit.

I have pledged allegiance to the flag of the United States of America.

I'm fighting for my communist comrades, the revolution is coming here and I will be helping them

Ceвepный

They rule!

The one that's close to a street.

天皇のために

I am the drug purveyor.

I will never fight because the people who will make the war happen will not too.

Why fight for those lousy cows ?

If WW3 ever happens I will try to create a new community and build a secure camp for all.

This mentality that you've come up with is purely in your head. No one is this retarded. You are just a bitter faggot.

pussy shit

i dunno, but i hope that guy is my rear guard

Who cares about other countries? If there's a war you won't be able to travel much you cuck

Yes, go fight, we need people like you in the front.

ww3 started in the 1940's. It is a slowburn between proxies which are the actual weapons of modern warfare since abject might became an academic intangible with the rise of M.A.D.

सवैदा सवैदा मादरचोद !

शौचालय में पू

Sup Forums is a TR board.

How is that hat hanging.....ohhhhhh

also bad RP, hindi is read from right to left

The homefront.

I'll take it as an opportunity to blow up state captials, DMV's and shit with all my other revolutionary brothers. We'll let the world powers destroy each other while we take our country back.

आतंकवादी की रंडी

Idiot hindi is read from left to right, Urdu is read from right to left.

Same here brother!

The basement

The Asgard Front

which ever one is attacking jews and niggers, otherwise there's nothing for me to fight for,

>which front will you be on?
anyone as long as I get to remove kebab.

Sitting in Australia, stockpiling supplies and hoping the opposing sides kill each other off before any belligerents launch a full scale invasion on our island.

whichever is against white people disappearing

Them chinks are a-coming my dude

This.

If it ends up being the suicidal west standing up for rapefugees vs the ruskies that want to save it all from burning down then I would gladly side with the Russians.

Nice choice in undies m8 I approve

friendly reminder

The sidelines.

>wearing shooting badges on dress blues
>no ribbons or medals, national defense ribbon is a freebee, no fleet marine force ribbon
>missing mandatory undershirt

disgusting and disgraceful use of the greatest uniform in united states history

This one obviously.

The ones who let me build freely, my kingdom in the sand.

Why this doesn't surprise me...

Im gonna sit out WW3 next to comfy Switzerland in the comfy non-NATO alliance of Alp comfiness.

the judean people's front

There gonna put you as a cook in army or laundryman in navy, pick ur poison

A cook still goes down with the ship.

Dont go navy.

>Ficki Ficki?
>Ja!
Probably not a very long grammar book.

...

>not the people's front of Judea

really feeling urge to kill you tbqh

The draft dodgers front. Pack my bags and fuck off somewhere nominally safer.

Something like this. I'll let you idiots kill each other in your little war games. Bunch of babies.

Will Russia have a foreign legion?

I believe that the Russian army is in itself a foreign legion, as in, anyone with a good knowledge of Russian can join

The Hitlerian Army of God Lord Christ (pbuh) The Most Merciful, The Most Brutal

whatever side hes on so he can be on top of me!

Best underwear. Cheap and comfortable.

Which ship are you on user I just got off a DDG in Norfolk

No I fucking hate this piece of country, If we get to fight Roaches,Chinks or Ruskis i'll sign up though.

Six feet under

Why are there so many hairless men in the navy?

Tactical advantage. Less likely to have someone grab onto their man-fur in a battle.

See: Bruce Lee Vs Chuck Norris

So if they get thrown overboard they can swim away like dolphins

The Rebel Alliance

frickthegovernment

...

No homo but he's like a 10/10. Would give handie too.

>WW3 is vamping up...which front will you be on?
It won't matter. We'll all be radioactive dust, if we're lucky.

Hopefully the waterfront on a lake in Guatemala.

I love this country, but there is no way in fucking hell am I going to pointlessly die fighting Russians in a Jew orchestrated nuclear conflict.

the Mole People of /k/

its top secret navyfag, unless of course your a top guy then ill be bottom secret =*

you know it =)

Deaf in right ear. Unfit to serve due to balance issues and chronic cholesteatoma in the ear.

So jack shit, unless they're shoving numbers at the problem in which case everyone is in the meatgrinder, including women.

Innawoods. I'm not dying for Israel, EU, USA or modern Canada, which despises white males. Yet demand we die for them.

I'm thinking Temagami Ontario. Great fishing, okay winters and endless fresh lakes.