User... I came all this way to return your Koala princess DVDs, only to find you with another gril

user... I came all this way to return your Koala princess DVDs, only to find you with another gril...

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WAIT! CUTIE! IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE! IT'S ONLY PRETEND! WE WORK IT OUT!

Silly bitch, I would never lend out my DVDs.

They must remain in mint condition under my watch alone.

Stop role-playing, you fucking faggot.

*WE CAN

I feel sorry for Rolando.

>gril
What wrong with grills?
is she vegan?

Save it for your blog...

Wait. You know how on TV people say "I can explain", but the other person doesn't listen to them and it gets way out of hand? Well I can actually explain.

Don't feel bad for weebs. They do it to themselves.

PLEASE DON'T GO, PLEASE DON'T GO! I HAVE FEELINGS FOR YOU AND ONLY YOU! DON'T MAKE ME CRY IN FRONT OF EVERYONE! JUST LISTEN TO ME!

>Story of my life

It hurts man...

What episode, never seen this show but I like NTR.

Restaurant Wars

thanks Sup Forumsmblrade

Sloth Princess was better.

>only to find you with another gril...

Immersion ruined.

Fuck you.

>Sloths
>Better than Koalas
You must be mistaken

To quote Koala Princess: You’re a ridgey-didge sheila. And Bob’s your Uncle if I don’t think you’re ripper.

>sub vs. dub arguments

How about you learn the goddamn language if that's such an issue for you.

They're the king of hanging around

Rude.

But koalas are literally one of the stupidest animals on the planet.

>gril

Porn of her when?

Sloths kill themselves by grabbing their own arm thinking it's a branch.

Fuck that
Porn of Koala Hime when?

Fuck that
Porn of Sloth Hime when?

And Koalas will fucking starve to death if one of their two primary fingers breaks. Despite haveing several more fingers that would work just as well.

1 copy for keeping in mint condition
2nd copy for personal viewing
3rd copy for lending to others
If you don't buy all three you aren't a real fan, you're a filthy fucking casual

I've wanted to say shit like this before but it drones on for a little too long and it looks like a desperate attempt to keep the person crying in front of you so they walk off.

> Mock Ronaldo for claiming he has a girlfriend
> Force him into a plan he's got reservations about to fix a problem that he himself never caused
> He puts his whole into the plan and avoids making it weird like he normally does
> The one thing he expects to happen, happens
> Nobody else apologises for doubting him
> Nobody else helps him fix the mess
> They just let him feel depressed the whole time and roll their eyes at him

I know people don't like Ronaldo but this is still shitty

Steven and Kiki could literally solve things in 5 minutes

Koalas eat shit.
Fecal pap nigger, google it.

So Lapis is a rapist according to the new episode.

In his blog he claimed he was over it and then immediately went back to sobbing about how he isn't.

Yes, that's my sister.

Thats a myth actually

Couldn't find a source for this

By having Kiki give Ronaldo an "I'm sorry" handy?

Sloths are incapable of fast movement, even with those huge claws they can't scratch an predator. Koalas on the other hand actually can jump, fight and make noises from squishy toy to hell boar.

That doesn't sound very chill to me.

Checkmate, Koalafags

This scene was not supposed to be taken seriously (like TTG!)

Bonus: Koalas have been known to kill people by intentionally falling upon their heads from great heights.

Yeah, Sloths will slowly and silently try to get up a tree while being bitten by a jaguar. Oh... ...fuck... ...I... ...need... ...to... ...get... ...back... ...to... ...the... ...tree...
Oh... ...my... ...god... ...it... ...hurts... ...it... ...hurts... ...it... ...hurts... ...it... ...hurts...

Koalas get angry at each other, claw, bite and scream like squish toys.

...

So committed to the chill they will chill to death. Truly these are superior creatures.

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>Steven did this

I bet it tastes like french fries

>DVD's
>Not BD's

DELETE THIS

Suddenly I'm reminded of this.

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>. Koalas on the other hand actually can jump, fight and make noises from squishy toy to hell boar.
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Are you my waifu?

Who are you again?

Dropbears are a myth m8.

That's what the koalas want you to think.

DEVIL NOISES

THOSE ARE DEVIL NOISES

Yeah, what plebs.
Blu-ray > Laserdisc > D-VHS > Digital HD > DVD > Digital SD > VHS

I mean, it probably WOULD help...

But ultimately Steven would have tried to bring the other girl over at the same time to try and make them talk, and it will just end up getting worse

So is there going to be an episode where Steven fixes their relationship?

Talk Shit

Get Bit

>that horrifying moment when its cries start getting deeper and deeper

*with another guy

>Not Betamax >>> all of them

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>preferring the Koala Princess series from the 80s
Sure thing grampa

its like he knew all along he didn't have a oprtunity to survive he just closed his eyes like ''Oh shit....well, i give up.''
Also, having a cat made me biased as fuck, i think that animal looks cute as fuck, dem huge paws bro.

Nah, it looks surprised at the 0:07 mark.

It's Koala HIME, you pleb. And you wonder why I'm with another girl?!

Mike Patton would be proud.

they say koalas piss themselves because rampant gonorrhea renders most of their population incontinent, but i'm not sure if isn't because they're just so fucking stupit

Hey Konata, where the fuck have you been?

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Girl?
Are you fucking blind? That's my hand!

I mean I don't like Ronaldo but damn
That's too much sugar

sauce?

"She has a penis, it doesn't count!"

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I just watched this and I actually died a little inside. Ronaldo is cringe, but c'mon, that was probably his one chance at love.

Nothing wrong with being economical with your food considering how far specialised the diet is in the first place.

Fucking Drop Bears...

What are you talking about? I don't watch crap.

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>even the biggest sperg on a show meant to portray white men as incompetent and evil has a gf while you don't
talk about kicking a person while they're already down

She totally is. Jasper coerced Lapis into a fusion, but Lapis kept a relationship together out of malice and hate. Jasper started it but Lapis perpetuated it.

The episode is so much hotter if you imagine Lapis as a Dominatrix who has realized she's no good at the BDSM game, and Jasper is the Submissive who misses the pain and rough-sex.

Then again, Fusion is not sex. It is relationship.

Jasper doesn't understand Lapis' reservations about fusing again. She thinks that becoming Malachite would just be creating a superior battle formation, a more powerful being. To Jasper, the epitome of a warrior, such a being would be magnificent compared to herself. "We could fly!" she exclaims, how many Jaspers before her never knew the tactical advantages of flight? New worlds of strategy and combat are open to her as Malachite. Jasper doesn't understand Lapis' reservations or Steven's opposition. Jasper's whole personality screams "I must win at all costs, using any and all means available to me." I think Jasper's redemption will center around that understanding of relationships and right and wrong, if she gets redeemed at all.

But Greg is white and he is the coolest guy on the show.

Really, Ronaldo exists to show how incompetent weebs are and I think we can all get behind that.

> lending out dvd's
Filthy casual, all mint or bust

"Aw dang, sorry you had to find out like this, guess you wanna break up now huh? Well it can't be helped, we had some fun though. Good luck with the baby."

Has it ever been explained why Steven has black curly hair when neither of his parents had that?

fuck ronaldo, im glad his internet relationship didnt work out, everyone needs to stop sperging out about this episode

either greg got keked or he bleaches his hair

>this thread
you couldn't protect her smile

One of Greg's parents probably had it. Simple stuff.

notice she says another
shes a shakalaka

>getting this mad at a typo
even if it is a typo from somebody with a shit fetish

I wish I had a smile I'd want to protect.

hello?

is it me you're looking for?

hello?

Koalas are arseholes and dumb as two planks. They can fuck right off.
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