Homestuck

Okay guys. Let's pretend you are part of Sburb.

Basing on the "eh" quality of knowledge we have so far, what would be your Classpect?

I'd probably be Page of Blood. Or something.

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Are we ever going to get more classpect information? wasn't there some talk about that recently

It bothers me that time/space aren't in the top leftmost corner.

I would like to be witch of doom because doom looks badass as fuck, but I think I'd be a seer of void.

Here goes your pet peeve.

i can even delete the image in OP if you want

>time/space most essential elements
God damn davejade shippers getting everywhere

Who gives a FUCK about Homestuck goddamnshit.

Based on the tests that I took and on my preferences I think that I would be a Mage of Void, so thats pretty cool, but I think that Sburb would give me a different title, like Page of Blood, to make me grow into a more sociable person

Aren't ya glad ya backed Hiveswap, user?

the shut of the fuck up

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rip, user

They're pretty much made for each other

It's been 4 years, maybe they're doing better nowadays. Maybe they were even wise enough to abandon ship before the clusterfuck toward the end.

Eh, I paid 50 bucks and got a neat signed poster. I'm just laughing at the two who paid to get their shitty fantroll killed in an instant.

I think I'd be a Mage of Doom that's basically Immortal or has Infinite Lives separate but in addition to whatever Godhood abilities this combination would unlock.
I genuinely want to be immortal and have yet to be swayed by any arguments against wanting to never die.
Also in the psuedo-reality with videogame rules that is Sburb, I'd enjoy being able to take as many risks as I want without the consequences of actually dying, the only loss would be the time it takes to regenerate.
For a Godhood ability I think it'd be cool to summon other copies of myself from Doomed Timelines (since they don't have anything better to do) but against enemies like Lord English who can wipe out multiple dimensions worth of players, I think I would just be a minor but persistent inconvenience.

Was this traced from a photo? Does anyone have the original?

>Lexxy will never draw again

>I paid 50 bucks

>Hiveswap might be Mighty No. 9 all over again.

>tfw you were there for the creation of that pic

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I feel like we should be posting this on Sup Forums and Neogaf for exposure

Like as much as we joke about it Hiveswap literally seems like a scam

Like a straight up embezzlement of money

>Explosion made on N64 looks better than Mighty No. 9's.
Almost four million dollars~

Man, it'll be interesting to see how much worse of a fuckup Hiveswap is

Someone make an internetaristocrat style video on Hiveswap and get that fire lit under Hussie's ass.

cohen is forbidden to talk about it lmao

I cant even decide what Classpect i'll be because there is so little and wrong info out there that i can't even know what is true or not

>TFW you got into homestuck super duper late and never had to give a single penny to HiatusSwap

alabaster is good

>describes Terezi perfectly

>Page of Blood
god is there a worse possibility?

seriously, what am I even reading

Knight of Blood

Anyone here have a sexy sexy voice? I can write the script and make the video, but I have a big ole lisp so no one would take me seriously if I narrated the many issues present with Hiveswap

Why is he not allowed to talk about?
I dont see any reason why

$$$

Because Hiveswap is a Ponzi scheme

/r/Hussie running away with a bag of Kickstarter Money slung over his back

Crying like an anime fan on prom night.

Just kidding, I got into Homestuck too late.

TFW Hiveswap is going to be WORSE than MN9

provide a source

skullmandible.tumblr.com/

>not a single mention of being forbidden to talk about
>only post about how they know it as a result of a job
wow sure showed me wrong

Why wouldn't he share?

So what are the odds that this Cohen guy is the same kind of person who makes fun of Republicans for never giving straight forward answers?

He's an egotistical cunt? Exclusivly known for making a single popular joke on fucking twitter about literally whos when he is a literally who

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said fantrolls are going to be part of hiveswap actually

Cucked twice

How?
Provide a source for your claims

Autism

Your autism isn't a reliable source

Autism

R A R E P E P E

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>Fedora
Of fucking course

Neat when did was this released? Before or after the swap to 2d?

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before

So it may as well be meaningless
good to know

From the (far too many) 'tests' I've done over the span of the comic, Knight of Mind seems to be what I keep coming back to.

And in a suitably Sburb fashion it's the kinda thing I can sorta see myself doing even if I'd be reluctant to be The Only Sane Man/Group Psychologist of the session.

>caring about Classpects when Hussie didn't
Literally the Homestuck Equivalent of the Rosatrice Autist from Umineko

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Im impressed by your inability to take a joke and even edit the pic

Youd do the same if worked for hussman, imagine the dozens of people asking the same thing weekly when you shouldn't give a straight response, even xamag avoids social media now.
[F]

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WEAR PANTS ALREADY

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What would happen if you try and force Jade into pants?

They simply disappear.
It's physically impossible for Jade to wear pants.

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where are you, katnepanon?

Knight of light
The most op of them besides "breaking scientific laws" Roxy

>Rosatrice Autist from Umineko
literally who, mr. lucifier
Anti-pants?

Hive swap discussion still going on?
A point and click game. WHY?
MAKE THAT THE PROBLEM SLEUTH GAME. DON'T MAKE THAT THE HOMESTUCK ONE. FUCK.

Drama sells well these years.

Why do you say that Knight of Light is an OP classpect?

Exactly.
Like even if you manage to beat out Jade screaming and struggling to out-pants you and get them on, there will be a sort of anti-pantsing sound as they either slowly morph into a pretty dress, a pair of panties, or simply disappear entirely. Leaving you with a very angry pantless Jade.

At this point I want the mods to put /hsg/ out of its misery again. Wake me up when 10/25 rolls around again.

>Active of light is Luck
>Knight controls luck and weapons
Basically you can do just about anything with that, by making the possibility of a certain event happening much higher in your favor

Oops

Why am I still here?

On the off chance something fucking happens
Because Hussie stole a part of your life that you'll never get back and you've realize just how utterly fucking incompetent he is, and most of his successes were early flukes.

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>very angry pantless Jade
Well that went west quickly. I don't think she would be angry for making her pantless, though, because she lived in middle of nowhere, and has probably went pantless before.

Could she be wearing the metaphorical pants, instead?

No comment.

Homestuck seems kind of dead nowadays.

Psychoanalize me and why I got Prince of light

I don't understand why anyone has hope for Hiveswap at this rate. It's 2D and has less revealed features than a Mobile App game, it's vaporware at this point.

Lol, loved that moment.

Not him but
The Prince of Light class is a class that is pathologically inclined to seek justice and better fortune. They see the ill perceived wrongs of the world and rather than backing down, seek to right them and push forward, for themselves and others. You're a paladin, a crusader for lost causes and seem driven by everything wrong around you, to find fault in injustice and imperfection to a fault. You can be a tad neurotic at times.

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wheres aradia....

Heir of Blood
Culmination of multiple tests, and taking them multiple times. Sburb sim/decent tabletop, never.

Reminder Meenah is a kiddy fiddler

OP here, how lame would be being a Page of Blood?
here
Hussie revealing consistent information, never ever ever.

WHERE IS MSPAF

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