Your country is only truly free if you can own pic related
Your country is only truly free if you can own pic related
At least we have gunz... :'(
Relly makes uz dink
w8 you guys really cant own them?
They are incredibly expensive for very little amount of bad chocolate and an extremely cheap toy.
Nope, liberals branded them as a possible choking hazard.
They, can't own them because the retarded population eats the toys
get the fuck out
>putting inedible choking hazard in your food
european """education""", everyone
>bad chocolate
are you a faggot?
Our country allows them, we're not like Americans.
We can get them. Just under a different name since liberals are actually retarded.
Someone please make an ancap meme involving Kinder surprises
It comes in a big-ass capsule, but you wouldn't know that because you can't have them.
>Calling chocolate dangerous
>Allows guns
Kek, i'm all for gun rights but this is pretty retarded
It's against the law to have non-edible things in edible things.
>Being dumb to eat what's inside
You're either retarded or your parents must be retarded enough to let you near this as a baby
The new toys are garbage. I got a few for my nephew and it's like shitty 2 pieces figurines now.
I don't know about Kinder's but yes you can buy chocolate eggs with toys inside them in America, saw some at a Walmart recently.
>eats the choking hazard unless it's banned
really not a big deal getting them into burgerland, brought 3 with me from the UK.
gj customs
Hehe, you guys have to smuggle chocolate eggs into your country. Cucks.
I've had kinder. It's very sweet and has too much milk.
If a nigglet is so fucking dumb that it chokes to death on a bright plastic egg the size of a golf ball, maybe nature is just running it's course. Maybe mom should have been watching her retarded ape-child a little closer instead of throwing a kinder surprise at him and leaving to go cash in her food stamps for a fucking weave.
Also, I thought kinder surprise were okay in the US now?
No because stupid children will accidentally eat the non edible toy inside the chocolate.
>swallowing the whole fucking egg in one go
They vary quite wildly. I had one a couple months ago that turned into a massive fucking glider thing. Actually flew pretty well.
Bullshit. I just bought 2 kindereggs at a store in Seattle.
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checcmate burger
2013. faggot.
Kinder eggs were found to cause cancer recently. Enjoy your ass cancer, faggot
>thinking everything is food
American "education", everyone.
4 dollars for a kinder surprise wtfll
>The European Food Safety authority calls the chemical found in the chocolate as 'likely carcinogenic and mutagenic'
>carcinogenic
>mutagenic
Enjoy....
ironically, druggies swallow them to smuggle drugs:
liverpoolecho.co.uk
4 DOLLARS!?
4 fucking $ for this???
>4 dollars
literally black market price.
Instructuons unclear
Toy stuck in the throat
Chocolate up in the ass