SUICIDE SQUAD spoilers

So with the confirmation of the Flash being in Suicide Squad recently, and other new clips, these spoilers are very likely to be true.

Opens with a 20 min sequence of origins/flashbacks. Quinn, Deadshot, Enchantrass, Diablo, etc.

Harley's is her transformation into Harley Quinn thanks to the Joker. Deadshot gets fucked over by Batman and his daughter gets taken away from him. Diablo accidentally killed his wife and kids. Enchantrass is a weird bitch that goes into a cave, touches a voodoo doll and becomes possessed by "enchantress". She's the center of the whole movie. Also puts a spell on this nigger in a subway and turns him into her demon brother. Captain Boomerang gets his ass thrown in the slammer by the Flash.

It takes place months after BvS. There are vendors selling "RIP Superman" shirts and death of superman memorabilia.

The opening with the montages has awful pop music. Every time a character pops up, a name and character stats in neon font appears. Think Scott Pilgrim with the graphics.

Biggest disappointment is Joker is barely in it. Less than 9 mins if you can believe it. I have no idea why they've hyped him up as the main villain. He's definitely the most interesting of them all, which doesn't say much.

The best scene he's in is with a black dude after trying to force Harley Quinn to give him a striptease/lap dance in a private room. The dude's like I don't want any beef and the Joker kills him after initially wanting to get cucked by him. Weird as shit.

Everything he says is cringey dialogue, especially at the end with Harley. Worst is when he jumps into acid with Harley like some sort of baptism scene. Asks her if she'd die for him, like she is his disciple.

He's not in it much. You think he dies in a helicopter that's shot down when he goes to save Harley, but then he comes back at the end disguised as a guard to break out Quinn.

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Opening scene.

Batman is BARELY in this shit. Maybe less than a minute. This is what I remember.

- Harley flashback (Batman chases them, Harley almost drowns. Harley gives Batman some tongue and then he knocks her the fuck out)

- Deadshot flashback (Will Smith tried to kill Batman. Will Smith's daughter thinks he's a piece of shit and protects Batman by standing in front of the two of them so Bats isn't shot)

- Enchantress hallucination vision for Deadshot that shows his deepest desire where he murders Batman.

Everyone knows Superman is dead. They show people fucking exploiting his death.

Also Joker isn't Robin. On Harley Quinn's stats and wrap sheet, she's wanted for the murder of Robin along with Joker.

He [The Joker] wears two tuxedos. One weird one in a quick flashback with Harley Quinn where she looks like she's wearing the classic court jester outfit, then a tux on the helicopter.

Joker doesn't show up again until the very end when he busts Harley Quinn out. He isn't in a tux but a disguise.

>What about Jai Courtney? Was this his breakout role?
Not in it enough. His best parts are shown in the trailer unfortunately. He's criminally underused along with Croc, Katana, etc.

>How does the squad form?
Amanda Waller wants to put them together. The Gov says no.

Enchantrass and the black dude escape from Amanda Waller's base and wreck havoc on the city. They opens a portal vortex to hell in the streets and turn people into demon mercenaries that blow up when hit.

The Government agrees to send in the suicide squad and get Enchantress' heart (only way to stop her) for Amanda Waller. Waller put bombs in each suicide squad member's head so she can kill them if they get out of line or don't follow the mission.

Quippy banter between the squad, yes. Really cliched shit though like "didn't sign up for dis shieeet.

The Flash surprised me. The lack of Batman and Joker surprised me.

No, Luthor is not in this.

Diablo dies, Enchantress' black bull dies, Enchantress gets tricked by Harley, gets her heart destroyed and goes back to normal.

>It takes place months after BvS. There are vendors selling "RIP Superman" shirts and death of superman memorabilia.

Was that been part of the reshoots? Hard to believe that this was never leaked.

Probably.

That actually sounds plausible to me and altogether rather disappointing. I hope you're wrong but that seems pretty plausible to me.

They show one of the last scenes from BvS with the Superman Memorial in the final Suicide Squad trailer so probably not

Might be true, but still copypasta

Doesn't mean anything.

how predictably boring

but the guy doesn't mention the bar scene, or anything happening to slipknot

i'm holding out hope that it's a better movie

Sure it does. WB wouldn't put that in the trailer for no reason.

i don't think you know the rules for editing trailers

1. there are no rules
2. see number 1

user, how often do you see a scene from a different movie in another film's trailer.

star trek beyond

they cut to kirk from the first movie

Many sources I've spoked to who've seen the screening in June all said Jokers screen time is anywhere from 25-30 minutes. He cant be in it for less than 10 minutes It's impossible WB cut 20 minutes of just Joker footage.

Just based on the trailers he's in at least 3 or 4 scenes. 9 minutes seems a bit slight.

Off memory from what we have scene:

1) Joker torturing Harley and breaking out of Arkham then going to Ace chemicals to complete the transformation
2) Jokers nightclube sequence making a weapons deal with Monster T
3) Batman chase sequence with Joker and Harley
4) Johnny frost informing Joker about what's happening with people missing including Harley.
5) Joker finding Ike Berinholtz and questioning him
6) Joker in the factory with his purple outfit questioning someone
7) Joker in the Heli shooting down the squads Heli
8) Joker coming back for the ending

This does not add up to 10 minutes at all...

Pic related, that scene on set was around 2 minutes long.

>non-batman DC movie
>normies are upset its not a Batman movie
what a surprise

The plot sounds pretty boring but I'm hoping the character make up for it.

Jinx makes a cameo in the movie

DONT TOY WITH ME

purple hair gray skin perfect waifu jinx?

I was so hyped for this movie when I saw the first trailer but now it looks so bad
>wacky character bios
>fetish: le pink unicorns xd

Fucking shit

If Ayer talks about stuff cut out or directors's cut then into the fucking trash it goes.

Oh c'mon user, it's worth the price of admission to see all that Harley eye candy, some DC 'dark' sorcery and shit, and even a couple of minutes of Batfleck and Keker. If you can go with friends, just make a day of it. Even if you think it's shit, you can mock it with firsthand experience that isn't a shitty camrip. If nothing else, it'll be a spectacle.

Keep the DCEU alive, user!

>to see all that Harley eye candy
I don't think the actress is hot honestly but katana is a high tier qt but you can't even see her face in the fucking movie.

I want to see Ezra as Flash cucking captain meme-rang.

>if Joker gets too much screen time Sup Forums will complain
>if Joker doesn't get enough screen time Sup Forums will complain
You people are unbelievably gay

Why doesnt Sup Forums just give in and rape the joker

Bump

Yeah its like Sup Forums is not a one fucking person but bunch of people with different opinions

What about Slipknot?

>The opening with the montages has awful pop music.
The youtube clip of Harley/Joker opening chase speaks otherwise.

>TFW the porn has a more in character Harley than Suicide Squad.
Possibly prettier and better acted too
brazzers.com/scenes/view/id/9796/harley-in-the-nuthouse-xxx-parody/
link NSFW

>Sup Forums will complain.
I have always enjoyed DC comics more. I really just want this to be a good DC movie.Marvel has been making good movies with lots of mass appeal. I hope this is the movie that shows that you dont have to be marvel to succeed in the comic movie business.

Oops wrong pic that's a different person.
THIS IS RILEY REID WHO WILL BE IN THE PORN.

>Batman is BARELY in this shit
I'm okay with this.

This is a Suicide Squad movie. Batman is in this just to help to sell and show the share universe. A few seconds of him are good enough to me.

But you don't have to be Marvel, you can also be Fox.

isn't clint eastwood's son in this too?

or did i confuse that with another movie

>Enchantress is not a member of the Suicide Squad, but is the first target of the team.[13]

that sucks. i wanted to see her get into magical hijinks with the squad

>Diablo accidentally killed his wife and kids
God fucking damit its meant to be a random girl why change it

Eh she seems fairly in character from what we have seen so far. A few slightly questionable bits maybe

Yeah that pink unicorn bit seems a bit odd to me.

>Trusting clip music

>evil criminal accidentally kills random person
No impact, nothing new.

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youtube.com/watch?v=GaQcnR_9eVU

MARGOT IS CUTE

CUUUUUUUUUTE

>the joker is barely in it

GOOOD

FUCKING GREAT.

Why not have a 3rd party read the categories

then there is this scene?

>jkkk
would joker be a white supremacist?

The movie will do fine without me. Regardless of quality, it'll still make budget.

>the wall will never call you a bitch pussy
why live

youtube.com/watch?v=TmO2ArIRhQs

>Worst is when he jumps into acid with Harley like some sort of baptism scene.
So shitty "Harley gets bleached" New 52 Origin w e knew we were getting.

The "not muh" people don't really know much about Harley "pre new 52" though. Most are millenials

How is that origin a detractor at all? Fits perfectly with BTAS

I said it was going to be the "Vat origin" from the original leaked trailer from Comic Con a few years back and faggots were all like "no it's just the lighting making her look pale".

From the scenes they showed so far of her, she's basically BTAS Harley for the most part.

No it doesn't you idiot. Having the Joker push her into a vat of acid, and apparently torture her in the movie, changes their whole dynamic.

He played nightwing

Is this sarcasm? It's the internet I can't tell

No, he didn't.

He's Lieutenant Edwards, one of the soldiers that accompanies the Squad in the movie.

Lame.

youtube.com/watch?v=Hw__B24L-70