Daily reminder: If you have not served in your nations armed forces or do not plan to, then you are NOT a REAL man

Daily reminder: If you have not served in your nations armed forces or do not plan to, then you are NOT a REAL man.

lmao why dont you go die for israel fucking alphacuck

Trying to join the air force right now :)

jew slave

Are you allowed to serve active combat with a prosthetic leg? Still a bad ass dude regardless

If Kek wills it, I'll join the armed forces when Trump takes office

yeah, no

Daily reminder: Nobody cares.
Enjoy getting shot in the throat while I make myself some real money.

I don't care

But we dont have an army anymore

>ready to die for nwo
>man

choose one

I was gonna object because the military didn't want me because there were better subjects but then I remembered that I am swedish and the rule probably doesn't apply anyway.

Fag

Can't serve, too busy designing the weapons they use.

Government contract work is the best.

>Putting your life on the line for the warmongering jew

Smh desu senpai

COME ON
I LEAN
TA LOO RYE HEY
COME ON

This.

If you don't have 2 arms and 2 feet then you are NOT a HUMAN BEAN, let alone a REAL man.

Tell us more about it, would be interesting.

Too bad that I don't give a fuck about how you or anyone else labels me.

wat if we didnt qualify because they had so many people applying they got selective? but would have qualified right after 9/11 but became a civilian nurse

Yeah, I should probably go and die so finance gypsies can make more money. No thanks.

Hello GIDF, don't try to distract from an actual international conspiracy.

good goyim

>using a subjective argument over the internet to feel better

BTDT.

I wouldn't serve today due to the fact that our congress thinks so little of the American fighting man that they now force them to admit FAGGOTS, TRANNIES, and WOMEN in their front line fighting units, and any man that complains, is considered unacceptable for service.

FUCK congress.

And FUCK the United States for allowing this shit to happen.

Any man that joins and serves today is a fucking idiot.

serving in the army - sure
going to the middle east to shoot goatfuckers that have no idea why you are there? whats the point

they didn't want me, so, atleast i don't have to die because some compensating manlet wants young men to die for himself and hes power fantacies

>tfw waiver got denied

aren't you only around 1/4th a man when you get your leg blown off?

no

Hey same here! Wanted to join the airborne at first, realized I'd have no chance so I'd try for translation or spook work but it turns I was too shit for that too (gay allergies, poor eye sight, knee fucked from football etc etc)

Joke's on them, I fell for the STEM meme and make a pretty good living and all my taxes go to refugees instead

Why would i serve my country when its became some identity void shithole. i would serve the Australian people but not the 30 trillion Asians and Indians we have here.

tried to but was told i wasn't fit for service my left arm got smashed into a conveyer belt when i was working construction during my first summer out of high school.

>raking sand
>powerpoint
>pt belts
>female infantry

yeah nah

You are fighting for Israel and have every possibility of getting drilled in the head by a 13 year old with an AKM. Trust me, you aren't fighting for your country at this point. You're in it for the benefits.

I tried but failed the medical because I have asthma :^(

shit, meant. 3/4th

>joining up to attack Iraq after 9/11 is manly
Good one.

The recruiter told me they only help with government student loans and I've got private ones

I made the biggest mistake not joining the army. Now I'm paying a heavy price, no woman, shit job, no sense of honour.

Are you even trying? No bani for you today, Silviu.

so joining as a cook or desk jockey makes me a man?

yes, can't get discharged just for having a prosthetic either

Yes, go die for isra-I mean your country goyim

Not fucking joining till I see those election results this November.

Only joining if Trump is the commander-in-chief.

(future) 18X here.

I graduated from CSULB this June, but I'm waiting until the election is determined to enlist. If Shillary slides into office, we'll be involved in a ground war in Africa within a year, while Trump is leaning towards a more isolationist policy. Trump's presidency would be very boring, militarily.

>mfw I was denied military manhood due to my thyroid disorder

I can't serve because I had cancer and went through more hard ship than most people in the military due to it. What now?

Go join Goy. Fight for Israel.

>not a single war in the last 30 years have been worth joining for

>Soaking up tax payer money to go play soldier and die for jews.

Literal manchildren, kys.

>applied for Sandhurst
>get through to ASOB Selection Board
>not selected due to non conformity and not sticking to set perimeters

Does creating technology used by soldiers on the battlefield count as service?

Go fight and die for fags and women that like to party and fuck everyone. Good joke mate you are just an aussie on vacation

They wouldn't accept me because "your vision is bad" .
So i tried.

>CSULB
nice my man, i might go there.

does it have a nice program for EE?

>Trump's presidency would be very boring, militarily.
We would probably get serious on ISIS, instead of pussy-footing.

That's boring as fuck, m8.

>serve in Strategic Rocket Forces on Kapustin yar
>every week is the same
>wait till there's no US sattelites over the site
>get confirmation from Okno station
>you have ~30 minutes to drive Topols in another place
>literally "Gone in 60 Seconds" movie with nukes on board
>every day wait for happening


But it didn't make me a REAL tought super ultra soldier.
Only spetsnaz units can call themselves like that.

Does National Guard count? I keep thinking about joining after I get fit.

I stay home fucking their girlfriends. I honorably perform my duty in pleasing these women.

What about federal law enforcement? Serving the nation domestically.

>raking sand
sand needs to be raked
>powerpoint
how else do you do briefings
>pt belts
because that shade of neon yellow really clashes with my cammies
>female infantry
eww girls get out of my sekrit club

Russian vehicle designs always looks aesthetic

Serious question for yank stormtroopers:

Is the money good?

Or did you end up breaking even or in debt?

I liked the Army. Pay was crap but it was fulfilling.

You'll never pass the Q course
Former 18D

Fuck the military. Fuck the gov. Fuck the jews.

Glad as fuck I got my training though. When the shit explodes at the end of this year me and mines will be just fine.

If Hillary gets elected she will never see the white house. Bet.

plan on going air force and doing CCT after graduating with 2 B.A degrees; IT and Criminal Justice from Rutgers

Started to work out again and run almost everyday but I am drinking a beer as we speak

I think it would help me out greatly in effort to work for the feds after and if I leave that is if I leave.

How do you feel about this Sup Forums

Pay sucks but it's a fun job if you like that kind of stuff

What kind of missiles did you get to work with? Only Topol-M's?

fuck you, joe

yes
now build us bigger guns than the enemy will when he hears we are building bigger guns than he is

What group?

Fight for your master to make shekels you cuck

thank you for your service

>the skull on that """"SS"""" cap
Get that shit outta here. Not even trying to larp as a nazi

If I remember right, infantry gets less than minimum wage when you calculate it out. Something like $4 an hour or so.

Why are you giving the secret information that easy?

i dont give a fuck about your career choices kid, its not like you can do much else with those two degrees anyway

fag

>fucking dependopotamuses

wow so cool dude

I got a Wolf Badge in Cub Scouts. Come at me, bro.

How can anyone even respect someone in any US armed forces. All you cucks do is dick around and jack eachother off. Go do something useful like killing gays or Jews or some shit

Here we have even better meme: if you didn't get in prison you're not a man

The military doesn't pay by the MOS bud

I feel that someone needs to invent the zero calorie beer.

>secret information
My sides!

>sand needs to be raked

You're welcome to rake it user.

They also let blacks and Hispanics serve alongside white men, and even command them.
When they desegregated the units that was the beginning of the end.

The most I can say is that it deals with drones... And I'm the guy who makes the instruction manual and acts as a "workflow manager" for one of the development teams in the company, making me basically middle management. Work involves a lot of spreadsheets, document editing, and scheduling along with a smattering of graphic design.

pretty good meme Sergei

won't be 10/10 meme until you bring back the Red Army's penal battalions

>i dont give a fuck about your career choices kid

Dude you are so cool and edgy don't hurt your self

Was 7th

Got out 6 years ago. Still have friends at Eglin and in Stuttgart though.

A country is happiest when its citizens treat military like shit.

I mean in terms of hours put in versus hours spent jacking off.

That one gram of protein though.

It's Leinenkugels so idk if you can call it a beer anyways. It's hot as tits where I am so I need something niceeee

>get your legs blown off for kikes whores and niggers while we tax you for the privilege and give the tax money to them

KEK

daily reminder:
You died for Schlomo and Abdullah while your wife fucks Jamal.

the army is the ultimate cuckoldry

Right on - I spent my enlistment at Bragg. Most of my original unit stayed in and went selection. Kind of regret not going with. Being a civilian is super boring.

...

Thou shalt not kill

Yeah. But I didn't work with missiles. Nobody did. There's one MZKT vehicle with giant dildo on top of it, 4 Tigers, one comand wehicle, fuel tank, generator n other shit. It's about 200 people "working" with that missile.

We just driving around, literally in some shitholes. Nothing more. Sometimes there's drills, but you can't tell for sure is it drill or no, because even comanders dont know that, lol.

>that pic

You know full Metal Jacket was filmed in bongistan? Most kubrick films were

You don't know what you're talking about.