Jewspeak

Hey Sup Forums I wonder
You all know what goyim means and assume that jews are all evil supremacists because everyone who isn't a jew is a lowly goy, right?

Well, did you know that "dossim" or singular "dos" is a jewish insult for a stereotypical religious jew in that ugly black attire?
if you want to learn more about hewbrew and jewish political terms then feel free to ask

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are you a jew

how do i join

wtf I love jews now

why the fuck would you want to
I guess you could either get a cut penis and spend 3 years of studies to convert
or just marry a jew girl

i-i didn't understand a single word you said, huh guess ill just go back to hating jews.......

What do you call Christians cucks who give money or do free work for their Jewish masters?

How many mudslimes does an average idf soldier get to btfo daily?

what is there to understand
I feel like teaching you filthy goyim how to curse in hebrew

germans

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Do you have insults or slang for Ashkhenazi Jews?

See you don't even know what Jewish means. You can't just join the Jewish faith it's a blood line that was ment to be pure. Hints what the temps were for witch shows me that your using a vpn and a major faggot. You can not become a Jew unless you are born from the pure blood line witch does not exist anymore

less than you'd think actually
depends on period, if you served during cast lead at 2008 it could be 20 confirmed kills to your name or even 50 if you're a copter pilot

if you served between 2010-2013 it would likely be 0

dont most israelis hate orthodox jews

ive heard they are the niggers of israel

What? Literally anyone can convert to Judaism, idiot.

That's upsetting.

Yes and vice versa. Most modern Israelis are basically racist atheists and orthodox Jews hate them for not being religious like they are.

yup
vooz vooz
plural voozvoozim
it was mostly used during the 1950's-1980's when there was a clearer divide between mizrahis and ashkenazis. it's rare nowdays but older israelis still remember it
nowdays ashkenazi itself can used as insult, kinda like saying ''why you fucking JEW" can be that

dumbass, the point is that a convert can intermarry with jewish people so their children would have jew genetics
besides, it doesn't matter
at least we're not a religious version of infectious rabies that spreads and forces conversions everywhere, like islam

So all the Jews hate all the other Jews and also hate themselves so they are all happy.

Memes aside, is there an "understanding" in Israeli political life that Europeans and Americans should be controlled through guilt or other shady means?

Pretty much.

I think the only people that Jews don't hate are the French and the Asians.

yup, especially anti-zionist ones that don't work or serve in the IDF
that's why dos is used as an insfult for them
how did the old anti othrodox nursery go ..

>Dross kol dos (run over every dos)
>Hashmed kol hared (destroy every haredi)
>Tashtin al kol ma'amin (piss on every believer)
>Tzva be'sid kol hasid (spill paint over every hasidic)
>Zrok TNT all kol bait shel dati (throw TNT on every religious man's house)

etc etc

Whats the Jewish prayer you say after taking a shit called?

how would you insult AmeriJews?
Seems like everyone in this country worships us

You secular scumbag! Go do yourself a favor and go crank out some mitzvot will you?

Asher Yatzar

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asher_yatzar

Hebrew and Yiddish sounds funny merchantbro

Even the word "shekel" is pretty great imo

גלותיים
אני לא סובל יהודים שלא חיים פה, כל הפואנטה של ציונות זה לחיות במדינה שלך, לא להיות מיעוט במדינה של מישהו אחר שלא סובל אותך

Do kids still say that they got holocausted when they got btfo ?

Do you call a traitor a Judas ?

how does that finnish saying about hebrew go?
the one with "this is complete hebrew to me!" over something that you can't read

"täyttä hepreaa" = "full Hebrew"

Pretty much means the same as english "that's Greek to me"

nobody younger than maybe 50 ever says the word shoa aside from memorial day
like literally nobody younger, ever

it's like the word Satan
originally it had a simple generic meaning (adversary) that could be used in daily conversations, but over time it got a very specific meaning that is never used outside of that specific context

yup, that
thanks perkelebro

Eyzeh soogey miskhakei video atta mesakhek?

מה זה?
הרבה יהודים גרים באמריקה וחושבים שהם ציונות, אתה לא צריך לגור פא

How long can the average Israeli go discussing politics involving the EU or US without alluding to the holocaust?

VR porn
seriously dude I'm not picky

If a jew doesn't live in Israel or doesn't plan on moving here, he's not a zionist, he's a diaspora jew
as I've said, the whole point to zionism is living in your own fucking nation state, not being a minority in the nation state of someone else's

What can all us goys do to just make all you filthy kikes just kill yourselves, so that we can be left in peace.

indefinitely
honestly american and eurocuck anons here mention it way more often than I do

oh ffs
listen you fucking bellend niggerilla limeycuck, you can't colonize half the fucking planet and expect to retain and keep your culture pure after that
stop blaming us for your bullshit. you're the ones that made a fucking paki head of UKIP, not us

But to answer your question, just deport all your jews here. we need as many of them as we can get to stop the sand niggers from overrunning us with their zerg tactics in the upcoming 50 years, like they're trying to do in Europe right now

You can be a Zionist and not live in Israel
Zionism just means you support Israeli nationalism, diaspora Jews can support Israeli nationalism just like diaspora Poles can support Polish nationalism
Anyways I'm going to be studying in Israel for the next few years anyways, maybe I'll find a job and live here

Anime?

What is the difference between your definition of Zionism and the intensely chauvinistic version where Jews think goys are made to serve them? Is that just a religious thing?

Hey Sup Forums I wonder
You all know what kaffir means and assume that muslims are all evil supremacists because everyone who isn't a muslim is a lowly infidel, right?

Well, did you know that "safawim" or singular "safawi" is a muslim insult for a stereotypical shiite muslim in that ugly black attire?
if you want to learn more about arabic and muslim political terms then feel free to ask

have you ever spit on a goy in Jerusalem

Go for it

>If a jew doesn't live in Israel or doesn't plan on moving here, he's not a zionist
Of course you can be a Zionist and live outside of Israel - you just have to dedicate your time in promoting Zionism, encouraging other Jews to move "back" to Israel.

That is in the actual religion of Judaism
The Talmud says that when the Messiah comes that goyim will be subservient to Jews
Only religious nutters like Haredim believe in the Talmud nowadays
Zionism is a secular ideology developed by mostly atheist Jews like Hertzl, Ben Gurion, and others meant to create a country in which Jews could live in
Religious Zionism is a mix of both Judaism and Zionism and is mainly what you are talking about, they believe that God gave them the right to own the land of Israel and that they deserve the Holy Land over non Jews

You think I'm some sort of Haredi?? They're the ones who'd spit at me for not living like a medieval kike

Hopefully arabs kill you.

Why so hateful?
Nothing wrong with being a nationalist

Zionism originates in the Bible, not Herzl.
He just made into a more secular ideology/movement.

>Go forth from your country, And from your relatives And from your father's house, To the land which I will show you

Genesis 12:1

Sure but before Herzl and the late 19th century Zionism was an ideological thing rather than a practical thing
People like Yehuda Halevy might have written poems about Zionism in the Middle Ages, but before Herzl and the first aliyah Zionism wasn't even seen as a reality for most Jews of Europe
Only with secular Zionism did Jews start moving to the land in large numbers

A lot of people that I work with think I'm anti-semitic. Thing is I have a number of Jewish friends like you who are actually cool people and hate the bullshit that other more intolerant Jews promote.

Yes, the two can work together.
Zionism is there to protect Jews, both the religious and not so.
We can bitch and moan about the ones sucking up the welfare - and can deal with them practically, but they are our people and we will forever protect them and their rights to practice the religion freely.

Last I checked many Jews aren't too fond of the French, because they're extremely anti-Semitic.
They take out their frustrations with Israeli treatment towards Palestinian on French Jews.

>basing your claim to a region of the world over others that have lived there longer on the voices in your head and that you attribute to burning vegetation and thunder.

Trust me I know what manifest destiny is and how transplanted Europeans/Anglos/Celts committed genocide on a scale that the Israeli settlers have wet dreams about.

Still "Our Monotheistic God says you can't live here and that your god isn't our God even though you guys believe that you're descended from Abraham and that your god is the God of Abraham" makes no fucking sense.

That's fine. Palestinians can claim to have been there from before.

whats a good way to relearn hebrew

>and can deal with them practically
Give me some insight, because we haven't figured it out here in New York.

I'm talking about the ones in Israel - I'm not to familiar with how they live/survive over in NY?
Does the government also give them welfare/support there?

Fuck yes, we have an ever expanding population of Hasidim here. To the point that you cannot drive down certain streets in my county on Saturday because the streets are thick with them. Look up East Ramapo Central School District or Kiryas Joel for more information on how fucked we are around here. The property taxes have doubled here in the last 10 years.

Nice dubs
I know what you mean, the vast majority of the Jewish community in America is fucked, either by ultra religious Jews or leftists that it is causing mistrust
I do think the potential for right wing nationalist Jews exists in America, especially among younger Jews, most of my Jewish friends in America are right wing and support Trump the Sjw Jews are as ridiculous to us as they are to everyone else

what jokes do you have about doing 9/11???

I actually never knew your government provides them with welfare/benefits. How did they manage that? I thought it normally applied to single mothers/Mexican immigrants.

To me that's wrong, as it's not Israel.

Should be stopped.

I can understand Israel providing them with those things, because they're guaranteeing us at least 4 children which will be Jewish (we need as many to combat the Arab pop) and who will always vote in Israel's interests, unlike liberals.

Oh sure but the vast majority of Haredim are non-Zionist or anti-Zionist
Hasidic Sects like Satmar and Groups like Neturei Karta or Toldos Aharon are harming the country
Religious extremism is also harming the country, both Haredim and dati leumi are taking the countries resources for themselves without giving much back. Of course dati leumi are better because they serve in the army but Zionism should be a secular ideology based around Jewish culture and tradition, defending our homeland, not killing Arabs because God said so that most religious Zionists say it should be like

Kiryas Joel and Monsey use government connections to gain welfare payments
They vote as a group to elect the politicians who promise to give them more money (including Hillary Clinton!) so that they don't have to work and can study in yeshivas all day
They are Satmar Hasids so they are anti-Zionist but that is a different issue

The main thing about any American is understanding that they are American first and then whatever the thing is after the hyphen.

My theory is that we should always cut benefits/support from anti-Zionists - regardless of where they are, while driving the ones that are Zionists in the direction of Dati Leumi and others alike, as you mentioned.

Was just noting that Zionism originated in the Bible.

I don't waste my time with back-stabbing, anti-Zionist Jews - hate them with all that I have.

Surely they're of a tiny minority - not enough to influence voting?

Your government should immediately stop providing them with welfare, there's absolutely no reason for them to be getting - they're providing you or your country with zilch.

How often do you get to accuse people of being anti-semites in order to get free shit?

But you must also understand why Bibi encourages the welfare and why he formed the coalitions that he did.

Israel was going through a very odd phase at that time - where liberal ideas were influencing the public.

mfw I am my own (you)...

Can one buy ham in Israel? What if I want a ham sammy when I'm visiting?

Have you seen what's going on with Saint Christopher St. Lawrence? We all did a jig here when he was arrested.

newyork.cbslocal.com/tag/christopher-st-lawrence/

I'm not a kabbalist jew-worshipping cuck, Hebrew is completely uninteresting beyond the few words of yiddish slang that has crept into our language.

You should see the busloads on election day here. Again research East Ramapo Central School District on how to decimate public education.

Nah, this user is okay.

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I couldn't care less.

The organized Jewish community does it all the damn time, groups like the ADL probably every day
Eventually it'll end like the story of the boy who cried wolf, no one will listen to them when actual anti-semitism is back

Cutting benefits would be great here in Israel, but it is almost impossible currently
Did you hear the Knesset passed a bill subsidizing yeshivas which don't teach maths or sciences? It is disgusting, and even when seculars manage to change something, it gets reversed

It is hard to be American when you don't eat burgers, don't drink beer, wear 18th century clothing, have 10 children, complain about immodest clothing, throw stones at cars on Shabbat, don't work and do nothing but learn the Talmud all day
This culture is cancerous

Lots of problems in New York politics
East Ramapo school board is the worst shit the Satmar Jews have done in Kiryas Joel, they literally defunded the local school district for their yeshivas

>Yiddish slang
>Swedish
Why on Earth would you have Yiddish slang in your language? Jews are a foreign element to Sweden, it's not like you are Poland or Hungary with large Jewish communities

Me and you need to go have a beer.

How to replace haredi jews with seculars?

>germans
HAH

Actions speak louder than words, you hooknosed, moneyguzzeling oven liner

Forcibly take away their children and have them be raised by the state
Not very nice but it has been done many times throughout history
They will always exist though, the only thing Jews can do give them less welfare so they don't have as many kids

Do you guys actually use the phrase oy vey?

Of course

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There are quite a few places that sell it.
Growing pigs for consumption is not legal on Israeli soil- you can grow them if you build a ramp and then cover the heightened ramp with dirt or whatnot. basically has to be above the ground.

Yeah, there are some old retarded laws to please the religious cancer dossim.

What is the best way to trigger a Jew?

>you can grow them if you build a ramp and then cover the heightened ramp with dirt or whatnot. basically has to be above the ground.

Kek that is hilarious.

ארבע בבוקר אחי מה אתה עדיין עושה ער, לא זכרת שמחר יש לנו פגישה עם סורוס ורוטשילד יחד עם שלומו והרש'לה מזקני ציון לתכנן את ההשתלטות על העולם?