Anons of Sup Forums some help

I got this message today from my dad's friend cuz I've been supporting the God Emperor. What should say?

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Call him a cuck.

Tell him if he doesn't stop sending you nude photographs you'll contact the authorities.

tell him Hillary is a reptilian

Where is this owing money to the Russian elite coming from?

mujaheddin, arab spring, bosnia, kosovo, saudi arabia

Tell him to fuck off and go finger Johnson.

>pic related

Literally NO ONE gives a shit about brown people. Fuck off retard
Tell your "freinds" dad he could eat a dick

Good Good keep'm coming

Argue back.

Tell him your dad's dead why is he trying to insert himself into your life when the connection is gone.


Then report him to the police for molesting you as a child.

>what should i say
"you're right, i'm sorry."

Tell him to enjoy sleeping with one eye open in case Hillary sends an assassin after him on a whim.

And also tell him he should pay you for a new jacket so you don't feel so shilly next time he drunk texts like this again.

Tell him to fuck off and that you're insulted he would speak for your dead father.

or this.

>no one cares about foreign policy
and this is why you'll eat nukes

>admittedly, she's not a great candidate
>but Trump is a real fucking lowlife

funny that, I believe it's literally the other way around

This. Fuck him up for standing on your father's grave to furthur his politics. I would not let that shit slide

Thank him for correcting the record

just ask him to back up his claims dumbo.

>support X
>someone confronts you about it
>don't know why you're supporting him or what's going on in general so ask the board that molded your opinion to think for you once again
you're a fucking idiot

Tell him your dad was banging his wife

Projection. Pay attention:
>because no legitimate bank will lend her a dime
>her

Send him gore and pornography and lord your youth and virility over him.

This

What's his phone number, let me talk to him.

just say fuck you, why the fuck does it matter what this cunt thinks

Give me his phone number, I'm going to sign him up for robocalls :D

This. Fuck that Hillary supporter. What a cuck

You're nothing to me. Fly to canada illegally like your family members and I'll kick the shit out of you on the tarmac you fucking shit ant.

Remove ellipses, correct grammar then send back verbatim

>I-I don't know what to do and am incapable of defending my own positions or forming my own arguments! I just want to be cool and edgy too! H-help me internet!!!!!

average Trump sheep

He still seems to want to be a family friend, so just say that you appreciate the insight and will try to keep family and politics separate.
Alternatively:
It is ultimately up to the people to keep hold of their money, and 100m isn't anything to New York.

Tell the police what Uncle bad touch did to you as a child.

This.
That guy is a dick for using your father's death to make you feel bad.

Such a SJW thing to do.

This.

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talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/trump-putin-yes-it-s-really-a-thing

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1. All the other discussions of Trump's finances aside, his debt load has grown dramatically over the last year, from $350 million to $630 million. This is in just one year while his liquid assets have also decreased. Trump has been blackballed by all major US banks.

2. Post-bankruptcy Trump has been highly reliant on money from Russia, most of which has over the years become increasingly concentrated among oligarchs and sub-garchs close to Vladimir Putin. Here's a good overview from The Washington Post, with one morsel for illustration ...
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Nice meme image reddit faggot. Too bad it doesn't stand in for knowing literally anything about politics.

"No, my father would be rolling over in his grave at you trying to feed me this 'it's okay to vote for evil if it's the lesser of two evils' bullshit. Hillary is an evil corrupt politician. Two DNC staffers have been 'mysteriously' killed in the last 2 weeks, and I don't see that as coincidence. I hope you die in a fire. You have a nice summer too, sir."

Tell him to fuckeoff and get back into the cuck shed and listen to so more zog propaganda

This. Some shit is totally out of line and what he wrote most certainly qualifies.

Just respond with one single letter

"K"

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"Your parents would be ashamed of themselves if they knew their child was telling other people what their dead father believes."

Tell him you can't wait till trump magas

>double 7's in the ID
You have your sign, OP

>talks about lack of politics to qualify oneself to take part in a political argument
>uses ad-hominem attacks
Nice. Next time check the sticky.

"i hope youre enjoying your summer because itll be your last"

wew what a tough guy
you're not embarrassing yourself at all

Gg boys, the leaf has a source.
Well played.

try not to respond to shills in a serious manner

understanding of politics*

Thissss

>enjoying your summer
Holy shit lmao you just got btfo.
He just sonned you so fucking hard.
You need to hit him back man.

I come here for political discussion. Not meme tier responses.

Passive-aggressive pussy shit.

Ask him if he thinks your father would vote for a felon

This. That is fucking disgusting.

>How DARE you invoke my father to force your political opinions on me. If you're looking for a "real fucking lowlife" take a good hard look in the mirror.

You don't take the bait. You keep your cool and do your best to piss the guy off without actually doing anything provoking.

Hopefully the liberal cuck will get a stress induced aneurysm over his need to yell "are you kidding me?"

sure, but you can't really have a political discussion with someone who's determined to shill

This OP. Now deliver so we can end this thread.

OP, OP...right here is your fucking response even kek agrees. Using your pops' grave as a soapbox is grounds for getting your friends dads throat slit. Tell him

Backto reddit, queers.

"It's weird that you're texting me after my dad died. Please don't contact me like this again"

"I would appreciate it if, the next time you scold me for having a different political view than your own, you not stand on my father's grave to do it. Your self-ordained sense of moral superiority does not give you the right to speak for any of my deceased family members. Considering you think it's acceptable to use my own father's death to guilt me into voting for the 'right' politician, I'm not surprised you support Hillary. Nor am I surprised that you presume to know more than I about politics, given the sheer arrogance it takes to even send a text message like the one you just sent me. My summer has been wonderful, thanks for asking!"

It's actually rather fun as I pick apart their non-arguments.
It also wastes their time.

Yes, be a real man and get into an argument over politics in text form. There's so much to win at stake.

Yeah, that's pretty much what I was going to say. Fuck that guy, how dare he evoke his passing to try and take a shot at you over politics. Don't dare let him speak for the dead like that. Don't dare let him try to tell you what YOUR OWN FATHER would have thought.

Jesus, and they wonder why we hate them so much.

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More ad-hominem attacks, how refreshing!

OP is gone. Fucking faggot.

Message back with:

>Stop with standing on my dead father's grave to further your agenda. That's a real fucking lowlife thing to do. Your unsourced claims mean nothing to me. Hope you enjoy being a fucktard that sends pretentious, unwarranted messages.

Quick, clean, precise.

He's not some random person on the internet. That's his father's "friend".

It could be anyone. It could be one's own father. You have zero to gain by engaging them. Best to get a laugh and move on.

bretty gud

they're not going to listen, so you aren't really wasting their time, you're wasting your own

user SEND THIS AND CAP IT YOU FUCKER
PLEASE.

Link him to the greatest story never told

fpbp

If you keep citing fallacies, people will stop caring. Also, an ad-hominem is attacking the character of the person in order to invalidate their argument without focusing on the content of their argument itself. For example:
>Bob: I'm pro-life
>Jane: That's easy for you to say, you're a middle-aged man.

Note that Jane has attempted to win the argument by deeming Bob unqualified to discuss the topic at hand, while failing to give any substantive reason as to why her point is right, or even why his is wrong. What you're responding to is not an ad hominem, but rather an insult. An insult makes no attempt to prove any point whatsoever, it merely helps the insulter express anger in an attempt to emotionally wound or anger their opponent. For example:

>Bob: Nice ad hominem, Jane.
>Jane: That wasn't an ad hominem, faggot.

Please stop incorrectly invoking fallacies. Thanks.

I like this one better, go with this one OP

>implying OP is even still here

1. I cited one form of fallacy.
2. You implied I was a redditor, which as you should know has negative connotations on Sup Forums.

>Your fathers "friend" stepping on his grave to make a point

Thats a paddlin'

Ver batum this

I'm here you can-cuck also Fuck Toronto I saw him or sand niggars there then I have ever seen in my adult life

I misread the IDs. I still uphold my point.

I'll stand by your side, even if I'm broken as fuck

Although your misreading of the IDs does suggest that perhaps you're a redditor :^)

>Fuck Toronto

No disagreements here.

Congrats my nigga you win.

Honestly if I were you

I would tell him that the difference in who you want to vote for this election between Trump and Hillary is which person you think is worse.
And that its great that he thinks Trump is worse but maybe he should respect that you think Hillary is worse, because its honestly a pretty valid opinion.

Also how "most of the shit written about Clinton is all innuendo" also applies to Trump. Does he not realize that? Most of the shit written about Trump is all innuendo.

This. Do it user

Yeah it's happening thx Inglorious Bastards

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It's pretty good, but cut the passive aggressiveness crap at the end.

I guess it does but it's late here and i'm also drunk.

Tell him to stop trying to sell a fucking vote for HIS candidate, while using the corpse of your father as an argument to bolster his argument. Your vote is yours and yours alone. If he has a problem with that, he can go fuck himself. Just remember to ask him if he regrets being on the wrong side of history when Hillary loses.

What a piece of shit your uncle is.

We Jews now