Apologise

Apologise

>s

when will these fuckers get their own blazon

>France's niece

>not good with sledges
Tell that to the knights at Crécy

Eh its from some super misguided little set of pictures. Still like the "Sees mainland Europe as a single empire of wankers part"

CUTE!

post hre

*pukes*

...

Only other one I have

We are NOT French. We are occupied by n*Rman dogs.

What is the point of these? They are just pointing out a few obvious(and sometimes misguided) historical facts with no comedic or interesting notions to them.

It's like having an anime chick next to an excel sheet.

You are part of the pantheon of french peoples and a frog.

Take him away!

is this some kind of a shitty hetalia fanfiction?

>flat tsundere

Already the worst girl.

My ancestor :)

It irritates me actually. I don't think that the other countries were technically vassals. Would seem to be more of a confederation than a unified Monarchy

Yeah
Should’ve been Miss Habsburg

I rushed uni enrolment and I'm doing "Gender in History"

Literally the only only interesting thing I can think of to write about is the Habsburgs Marriage policy's and rising from minor lords to being the biggest power in Europe

Some Habsburger, even when totally inbred, were hot af.

> a dominatrix
hot

idk mate its sadly these days just a historical curiosity

rip Hohenstaufens

>Hohenstaufen
Did you know that I’m Swabian or why did you hurt me

I mean didn't the Habsburgs actually come from an area of Swabia anyway? So it all worked out in the end

Yeah the 3 big ones came from Swabia.
Hohenstaufen, Hohenzollern and Habsburg
And also the Fuggers :DDD

>both
what a shitty bait

>flag

You can't keep getting away with it

*blocks your path*

you zee my friend, you have alwayz been french
now come ere and have a baguette

*does nothing wrong*

*Wirtschaftwunders you*
ebin :DDD

>to this day England's motto is "Dieu et mon droit"

bamboozled again

*dies in a river*
heh kiddo nothin personell

*charges you like an absolute madman*

*mud blocks your charge*
heck, you’re good kiddo
you made me use 10% of my power

*funds the Swedish in the thirty years wars*

That's what makes the HRE amazing though. Subsidiarity at its finest. Best medieval kingdom by far.

*blocks the lions path*

This got too autistic for me a while ago sorry

Internet games gonna be games though I guess

ebin :DDD
Isn’t it wakey time down under nao?

you know we aren't the only people with french mottos right?

its 11am

fml desu although this was a couple of hours ago

was 34 on sunday and the world is trying to kill me

>Ironicweeb shit made by western artist with quality of a 15 year old flash game

>tfw no French dominatrix gf to peg you with a baguette.

Follow your dreams. Its just across the tunnel

you're not the only french colony in the world, I know

Nice Galacia you have there bud