This is robbery

This is robbery.

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Well don't buy it then nigger. How hard is it to sit your ass down and not eat for 2 hours?

Once you understand they make very little off the tickets, you'll realize why they charge so much for food.

Yo, Robert, I'd like the Magnum please

And not having soft pretzels is genocide

it's australia
their minimum wage is 17 australian$

>$5.40 for a Choc Top
Maximum Kikery

>Twisties
>Burger Rings
>Red Rock
>Fairy Floss
>Pump
>Mt Franklin

What fucking planet do you live on?

This


Everything at movies is ridiculously unhealthy. If I owned a theater I would sell fruits and veggies or something

I get mad when i got to pay 1.60 for a powerade at work.

Twisties
>Burger Rings
>Red Rock
>Fairy Floss
>Pump
>Mt Franklin

BURGER RINGS?

>Yanks

Literally none of that shit exists in the United States

All that is some Bongland shit if I had to guess.
As an American I have no clue what the fuck Burger Rings are.

>not knowing the joy of twisties and burger rings

How deprived was your childhood?

>No full sized pickles anywhere
Literally kill yourself faggot, why even live like this?

these are them

why would anyone eat a pickle on its own?

...

Damn, those look kinda good. Why the fuck is this not a thing in America?

as an american, i'm not sure if i should be offended

Probably US producers blocking imports or something.

> amazon.com/Burger-Rings-45g-x-18/dp/B0157SI1N2

Burger rings are delicious, can confirm

superior

>amazon.com/Bluebird-Burger-Rings-130g/dp/B01LT0OVBS
>Corn, Palm Oil, Hydrogenated Vegetable Protein (Soy), Sugar, Wheat Fibre, Salt, Cheese Powder (Milk), Flavours (Soy), Milk Solids, Flavour Enhancers (E621, E635), Rice Bran, Whey Powder (Milk), Milk Powder (Milk), Garlic Powder, Onion Powder, Mineral Salt (E508), Spices, Food Acid (E330, E262), Emulsifier (E471), Natural Colour (Annatto)

>$26.50 + $70.30 Shipping
It's worth it for the burger

They're just cheetohs

>Australians using the word "candy"

STOP

You know you can buy burger flavored chips here already, why the fuck would you pay shipping just to eat some shitty Aussie rings?

Straya

>he doesn't sneak food into the kinoplex
Amateurs

They taste nothing like Cheetohs

Different flavour. Burger rings don't taste of cheese, it's more an umami tomato/onion taste.

>If I owned a theater, I wouldn't own it for very long.

You taste nothing like cheetohs

Sounds like the gayest fucking theater ever

What the fuck is wrong with you, that's the ONLY way to a damn pickle. Let me guess you also like your meat well done, faggot.

bulk lolis? wtf

And before you even get into the door they hit you with the Big D fee!

>lollies
>smiths
this is in dollarydoos. not real monies

Do you get the Big D before or after the movie?

Is this what they serve in the convict island movie theaters?

so don't fucking buy food at a movie theater? do you really need to chomp on fucking food everywhere you go you fat fuck?

This is why people go to dinner and a movie. Or a movie and then dinner, either way they get a proper meal at a decent price.

This is why I bring Chinese food to the theatre.

This is why I love being a girl. Can bring anything I want inside my purse and no one bats an eye.

Or you can just sneak in dinner in a handy carry-pack.

put a bag of go fuck yourself in your purse and stick it up your snatch

You're telling me, my theater just jacked up their crab leg prices to $24.99 for only 3 legs

Damn nigga you sound all riled up there. You need to getchu some burger rings and chill my man.

If I opened a theatre, I think that's what I'd serve.

Rekt

It's even worse in Gold Class

>Tfw Carmike got bought out by AMC
>This will probably be the last year for the $4 popcorn bucket

no timtams
no bangwiddlers
no rumpledrumps

>not in a plastic zip lock bag

Pleb.

i'll cheetoh you

its a jewish export

>no golliwogs

That theater would go under in a month

literally nightmare fuel

>no chicos

>Vitamin water
Damn, American English such a funny language. It's like it is made for retards. "Vitamin water", fucking kek.

>penis inspection meme was real all along
Send help.

Come on OP those are in Australian dollars they aren't comparable to US dollars

>buying food at a movie theater
the most I ever get is water, and even that's on a rare occasion
I'm there to enjoy a movie, not distract myself and half the theater with snacks

>Not going to the dollar store and buying candy first
>Not just putting it p your ass when going past security

I SHIGGY DIGGY

I don't get it. Vitamin Water is an actual brand.

>$6.40 for a large fizzy drink

giv straya cunt kino-rama memes

>large popcorn
>$9.30

This

>they call us burgers
>this is what they eat

Kek

me? I'd serve crab legs

>"my wife will have the big d"

>$6 for a M&M
wew lad

Blo'y 'ell yer gonna charge me a fookin arm an' a leg fer some smiths an' a fairy twist? Yer just takin' me piss right m8?

Only Australia would sell snakes as candy.

Candy is literally the easiest thing to bring into a theater, a soda? Popcorn? I understand. But candy? Come on dude. Step your movie game up

I go with my girlfriend and she just puts shit in her purse. When we were younger and edgier, we would sneak booze in.

why not now? they sell booze in the cinema that is one room away

We don't drink as much.

You cunts have Pump over there?

Is it by any chance the same as it is in New Zealand? Fucking tap water from Putararu.

fair enough

>Cornetto

I didn't realise Americans had those

>bluebird
Those are from New Zealand. Might be exactly the same as the ones they have over here, though.

For anyone wondering, they're ok. Not amazing. If you're American you already have access to better chips.

>what is San Fransisco

>You cunts have Pump over there?

for decades

though the tap water where I live is great so I'm really not a fan of any bottled water

>Once you understand they make very little off the tickets
And how would I realize that? Based on what evidence?

>>Yanks
He already identified himself as an Australian, you limey cunt.

Actually very reasonable prices, desu.

>hoyts

there is your problem.

Go to reading cinemas.

It's a well known fact, same goes for other similar style events like sports. You keep the cost for entry as low as possible and make your money off of up sales. A single popcorn sale can subsidize 20 people who don't buy any snacks.

>It's a well known fact
No, it's not a "well known fact." Get a single source for this claim.

money.cnn.com/2002/03/08/smbusiness/q_movies/

>During the film's opening week, the studio might take 70 to 80 percent of gross box office sales. By the fifth or sixth week, the percentage the studio takes will likely shrink to about 35 percent, said Steven Krams, president of International Cinema Equipment Co.

>"Owners joke about being in the candy business," said theater owner Howard Edelman, proprietor of Movieland Cinemas, an independent string of cinemas in the Long Island, NY-area. "If you didn't have concessions at a movie theater, there would be no movie theater. We have movies just to get people in to buy popcorn and candy, where we make our money."

>>During the film's opening week, the studio might take 70 to 80 percent of gross box office sales
Gee, that still seems like they're making a hell of a lot off the tickets. It's possible that concessions somehow bring in more profits than selling tickets, but I really doubt that they make very little on ticket sales with that sort of gross margin.

You know absolutely nothing about business then. A 20% margin is awful and is completely unsustainable.

PC hardware stores survive off margins smaller than that

Got a source for that? I showed you mine, now show me yours.

>A 20% margin is awful and is completely unsustainable.
Based on what? In every single industry? What an incredibly asinine statement. The house nut is effectively a markup that increases the longer the movie is in the theater, meaning by this logic, companies like Amazon, Ticketmaster, and Overstock should have gone bankrupt years ago.