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1st for jumping man

Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back. (Pic is evil Cooper)
Listen youtu.be/pXth84G7dkM

I was skeptical until I read this consequenceofsound.net/2016/08/eddie-vedder-contributes-new-song-to-david-lynchs-twin-peaks-revival/

David lynch here, Sup Forums - television & film friends. We told Vedder that but in reality we're not using his music.

Will tpg be kill by game of thrones?

The X-Files is canon.

>tfw you will never be a part of the crew

shut the fuck up faggot

canon plebshit, that is! lol!

Watching the first episode and a 10 minute scene of some dude sitting on his couch with multiple different shots of the room...lol what's this avant garde bullshit, does it get any better?

Is this canon? youtu.be/DEKkOXCsMMk

/ladsontour/

>another over sight by Lynch
but what happened to whiskey?

G I L L I G A N E D

Please include in OP.
1. no running
2. no jumping
TPG : safety first.

God dammit.

Sorry, but you'll see...

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>does it get any better
Season 3 or Season 1?

He reached his left arm around and drank the whiskey while he was writing

obviously

So, what you are saying is it's obviously true. Just accept the facts and calm down.

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I watched the first episode of twin peaks only. Is there actually magic in this show, what the fuck? Am I spoiling myself by even asking this? What the fuck?

C H R I S t ' D

Is this?
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S1 is still the ultimate comfy. S3 is wonderful, but in its own idiosyncratic way.

Watch it if you like it. If you don't watch the show, get the fug outta /tpg/. I'm not gonna tell you that you'll like Twin Peaks just so you can convince yourself that you don't like it and shitpost over here in retaliation

This season is full of fuck ups. What the fuck Lynch.

What's true is that it doesn't matter if he "gets his mind back" or not. We don't get Cooper, that's what it boils down to. Lynch has wasted over half the show giving us no Cooper. Even if he comes back we'll get what, 14 minutes total of Cooper at this point in between sweeping scenes and whistling?

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Is this a Jojo

After the envelope slides under the door and it switches back to Ike, the alcohol is gone and the dice are in a different position. I feel LYNCHED m8s

>he doesn't have a degree in wizardry to help him understand what's going on

>the pleb longs to see

>no Cooper
the first two episodes were Cooper

I completely misunderstood what meant by "magic." Time for bed

wtf is with Agent Coopers outfit. ARE they trying to make him look cool by giving him a snake skin shirt and leather jacket? Skinny jeans that look like they don't even fit...Long as hair???? That's not cool that's so cheesy like a middle aged man trying to look cool.

>calls it Twin Peaks
>takes place in Twin Peaks for about 10 minutes total.

L Y N C H E D

>Agent Cooper
Who?

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I like brie and I like butter but I think you'd need something like some tomatoes or something in there otherwise it'd just be too dry

That's not Agent Cooper kek.

He could be Isaac fucking Newton, it doesn't matter if he's just standing and sitting around interacting with no one.

Damn, I never picked up how fucking genius this framing is on my first viewing. Can't wait to watch the season back to back as intended.

this. also what an insane bread to butter/cheese ratio that is. i can see an open face bread and brie baguette but the full deal is absurd.

Dougie gets his mug back after the cops take it for prints.
Lynched?

>brie and butter
>dry
you WHAT?

Twin Peaks is about "The Absurd Mystery of The Strange Forces of Existence"™
There's weirdness and there's lot of unexplained stuff, but no magic per se.
There now seems to be a trend by one of the creator of the show to explain these "mysteries" with increasingly schizophrenic and unimaginative conspiracy theories, but that's another story.

is this bait

ke3k

The scene with the Giant seems pretty important to the plot. Cooper has an objective.

Nah. Real French bread is crunchy and flaky on the outside but really airy and moist on the inside. Fill that shit in Brie and Butter and it couldn't get any moister. Fuck now I'm hungry

It's literally driven by two rival lodges of magicians

Guess I'll take your word for it, I don't buy expensive baguettes.

I can for sure imagine it being good if it was warmed so the butter and brie was a bit melty

the inclusion of the alaister crowley & jack parsons using nukes to summon an alien shit is pretty cool. and also real, if i understand it correctly. how much of this shit is actually fiction

When did Laura Dern get so fucking disgusting? Is it just that wig, or the pants suit?

The ratio of bread produce to filling was always going to be an issue - and that's not to mention the transfer time between departing France and landing in the USA, presumably without being able to refrigerate anything en route.

i almost can't believe how good that shit sounds right now

No, they gave him a fresh mug of coffee. The mugs were exactly the same.

SPOILER THAT SHIT! Now we all know that in episode 10, Dougie will get mistaken for DoopCoop and end up behind bars in a strange casino-jail. THANKS FOR RUINING THE SHOW.

>"Agent cooper likes his coffee black"
What did she mean by this?

Brie is spreadable at room temperature and really creamy/buttery

jade give two rides

He likes his coffee like he likes his prostitutes.

That he's normal and well adjusted.

it's fucking stupid. lynch has such a small personal intimate internal emotional artistic sense, and they're trying to explain his work away with broad strokes of scifi, fantasy, and alternate world history . ridiculous.

part of the basis for fear in his works is how personal these plunges into surrealism feel. one mind, one town, not extradimensional beings across all of american history

>That's not cool that's so cheesy like a middle aged man trying to look cool.
What's going on here?

cute

It was Crowley's ritual but it was pulled off by Jack Parsons and L. RON HUBBARD

WHY DOES THIS NEW SEASON LOOKS LIKE A CHEAP CW SHOW?
EVERY SET LOOKS SO FAKE

It was the little touches like this that made me fall for Lynch and his nonsense in the first place.

The magic of digital video

These are things that have been told countless times though. And from the looks of it, if those things end up included (I haven't read the secret history of Twin Peaks) it just copies and pastes existing conspiracy theories and allegations. I guess to someone who never heard of those things, it can be new and interesting, but it's just really old recycled stuff. Next things we'll know, the lodge will have a base on the dark side of the moon where they build space-tanks with nazis.

i'm not one to go "lynched!", but i feel like a theme present in fwwm was the macrocosm surrounding the microcosms present in the show. like how that other town in washington was a parallel to twin peaks. but most of that conspiracy shit sounds really dumb, yeah.
that zone ARG was really cool, though

QUICK WHAT'S YOUR WIFE'S NAME?!

If by "pulled-off" you mean half-assed as a distraction for Hubbard to steal Parson's wife and his both, yeah.

So without Secret History you would been able to figure out that the Zeta Reticulans AKA gray aliens travel through The Zone in order to reach our world?

did it work? did they really summon her?

I mean they "opened the door" Arroyo Seco, Devil's Gate, in California. 1 week later, at one of the other 7 locations that The Zone can be pierced, Roswell happened.

>WE WERE SUPPOSED TO GO...

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So who were the 'many people' that were present when the Major's head popped off? Are we assuming Woodsmen?

Ive always wanted to know if this was improvised by Kyle. Ontkean's reaction is funny

brie is very creamy, and I bet there was plenty of it on the sandwich. not to mention the butter was probably creamy and soft too.

honestly that shit sounds good af. i might make one tonight. if i do, i'll add some honey. my two neighbors are both beekeepers.

We don't know what they did other than that they opened the door "to hell" / The Zone and that 1 week later the manlet versions of The Experiment showed up in Roswell and crashed in the famous 1947 incident.

Jack Parsons had the green owl cave ring. He was muttering "the magician longs to see" and stuff, wondering how many souls are trapped in the wood of his house. Mentioning the black and white "rival lodges" of magicians. Mentioning aliens from Sirius and Zeta Reticuli.

He was all about summoning The Experiment it sounds like. Babalon, the Moon Child. Illuminati or something blew him up.

What does fire walk with me mean, is it referring to BOB?

Pics or stfu

>both
boat

Also it's very likely they based Briggs partly on Hubbard's make-believe image, in a world where it would have been true. Still, I hope they don't lift all the rest of it too. I'd still prefer Lynch to make all the characters monologue about the benefits of transcendental meditation for all the remaining episodes to that.

Kind of starting to believe Good Coop might never come back. Would totally be a Lynch move and make for a sad, memorable ending.

I pictured the Woodsmen initially, especially due to their interest in the Major's body and presence in the cell with Lillard. Mark Frost would want them to be gray aliens from Zeta Reticuli (for real).

When did that UFO cruise over Twin Peaks? Was that when Major Briggs was taken by the bright light, figure in the dark robe, and electricity zapped his mind and downloaded the secrets of the universe into him while he saw all of time unroll before him (Bobby & crew in the living room included)?

He'll be back. He delivers Laura into the distraught and loving arms of Sarah, in the finale.

SHERYL I SAID

is this what actually happened or is this tp lore

why dont you watch the whole thing before you write it off as being a waste? just because its not what you want mean its not what you need!

the "fire walk" is the backwards walk

Watch up to ep3.

The characters aren't real versions of themselves, they're fictionalized. If anything, L. Ron Hubbard is made out to be even more of a cynical asshole than in real life (if that's possible). We only hear from him once, when he's snitching out Parsons after stealing all the money. But then later we find out that he'd helped Parsons carry out the ritual that Crowley had told him about personally.

Crowley, in the book it's stressed, is the first White man to visit Tibet.

>When Parsons and Hubbard performed the Babalon Working in January, 1946, Crowley was resentful and branded them "louts". Crowley was so incensed at the Working being performed that he cabled his US office on 22 May: "Suspect Ron playing confidence trick (Jack Parsons weak fool) obvious victim prowling swindlers."