Idea for Joker Plots

Instead of "laughing gas" joker carpet bombs the entire city with crystal meth.

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Retarded. Next!

joker buys up porn studio and implants subliminal messages so people can't stop masturbating.

Joker implants bombs inside people but when they go off they just make farting noises.

Too realistic. Next!

Joker opens up a gas station that always goes one cent lower than the lowest priced gas station in Gotham

joker buys taco stand. sells tacos with big grin on his face. doesn't make jokes. doesn't do anything evil.

people suspect him of all sorts of shennanigans but all he is doing is selling tacos.

Joker's friends tell him to lay on the floor
He actually does it

My god... Even he's not that evil.

Sicko

Joker invents an app that lets people track Batman and gives them points for spotting him. He can't do his job without hordes of millennials getting in the way.

Joker starts dressing as knock off versions of marvel characters, stealing their gimmicks and pissing off movie studios.

joker starts anti "poo in the loo" movement in India.

Joker pisses in the Gotham drinking water resevoir

Joker wears a metal face mask with giant steel trap with metal teeth and starts breaking into peoples houses and leaving 10,000 dollars per tooth.

Joker campaigns as a democratic moderate espousing sensible financial reforms and campaign finance legislation.

Joker dresses up as a doctor and starts smothering people who come in for a routine MRI in order to "end their suffering".

Joker starts a syndicated cartoon strip that subliminally drives children to commit crimes.

Joker recruits kids from a cancer ward to help him rob banks.

Joker hits Rush Limbough with his car, gets out, checks to see who it is, then continues driving.

Joker becomes director of Planet of the Apes musical and hires his henchmen to take the studio audience hostage while dressed in gorilla costumes

Joker dons a ski mask and a black-and-white striped turtleneck and robs a bank at gunpoint.

Joker forwards all cell phone communication to a small call center in Dayton, Ohio.

Joker steals a joke from Family Guy

Joker disguises himself as a photographer on school picture day, the camera flash blinds the child permanently after some mild irritation/time and they can never see their smiling photo

Joker starts a thread on an anonymous imageboard to get ideas for crimes but is so disappointed by the mediocre results that he just tries to kill Batman again.

Truly the darkest timeline.

Joker goes to a frozen yogurt restaurant and manages to get free cups of yogurt by attaching balloons to the cup when it's on the scale

joker kidnaps batman, opens a hotline asking how he should be killed and starts a running tally down till midnight.

the number one result is "shoot him in the head", but joker just can't bring himself to kill him in such a anti-climatic fashion so he strings him up above a shark tank instead.

It's just enough weight off that he only gets the cup part for free, the yogurt still costs him, but it's the principle of it all.

Joker becomes the ambassador of Iran.

i can't believe that actually was a thing.

joker kidnaps a bunch of cops and a bunch of criminals for a basketball game and dresses up as the referee, only calling "foul" when the cops try to fight back.

and the basketball is a bomb or something.

Prank war with Plastic man.

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joker kidnaps lex luthor and holds him hostage above a sharktank.

(shudders)
ugh...voting teenagers

1- He had money suitcases.
2- If someone gas-bombed the whole of Iran to death, would the rest of the world approve or disapprove? Therefore, when the Joker shows up and wants to be an ambassador for a day, you let him, and make apologies later.

no, i mean i can't believe DC greenlighted something so stupid.

joker opens a korean restaurant right and a veterinary clinic right next to each other.

Joker makes identical copies of every piece of luggage he sees at the airport and then puts them on the carousel

joker uses a virtual reality simulator to teach monkeys kung fu.

Joker starts a "guns for midgets" non profit organization in a red state.

I'm just picturing the epic chase scene between the batmobile and a taco truck.

Joker hires an army of thugs and makes a 20 foot high captain clown robot.

has joker ever done a "crusade" themed prank? I'm picturing launching dead cows at city hall with a catapult, blessing chickens as he ties m-80's to them and throws them out the back of a speeding van at pursuing police cars, dressing his goons in chainmail and holy vestments, smacking people across both cheeks with a rubber chicken then spritzing them with a sunflower filled with holy water.

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>Arkham Asylum kitchen makes the best taco bowls
I'm down for it

Joker opens up a nacho bar. Puts the cheese in the tray first, then the chips

Too Fucking Far! You Crazy Basterd! Madman!

Joker and Harley are pretending to hold a string across the street so cars suspiciously stop

Double laughing gas.

A police sniper kills the Joker and is hailed as a hero for it. Batman has to deal with the power vacuum left in Gotham and protect the officer that killed the Joker from retaliation.

Joker goes to the hood and provokes black people. When they fight back he says, "bro! It's just a prank. There's a camera right there."

Then he stabs them in the heart while theyre distracted looking for the camera.

As they bleed out, he cuts their lips off and slices their cheeks open so they look like they're laughing.

Batman rapes the Joker

Jim, this Joker Rape obsession of yours is getting out of hand.

joker starts leaking entire seasons of TV shows whilst laughing at the NEETS raging about them

Joker starts murdering the studio execs that cancelled reruns of Looney Tunes, but purely via Wile E. Coyote style traps.

Honestly this seems like something the Riddler might do.

The joker sharpens a pencil at both ends.

Joker keeps making a sound that makes everyone grits their teeth and nobody has the balls to ask him to stop, so he doesn't

After weeks of protecting the sniper Batman discovers that it was Joker in disguise and the "Joker" that was killed is the real police sniper.

>Joker pees
>doesn't flush the toilet
>and he leaves the toilet seat up

Joker finally kills Batman and rules Gotham only to become depressed and not being able to cope with that bat's is finally gone so he turns on his own lackies out of fear that their the next batman

>Joker kills Batman
>Bored with no nemesis to fight, Joker BECOMES The Batman

>Joker builds a Trojan MAN, fills it with HORSES
>unleashes the Trojan Man in Gotham, a stampede of horses hurts people
>and then Joker just stands there and laughs

Joker sneaks a candy bar into the movie theater

>Joker uses his neighbor's wi-fi without permission

Joker sneaks an assault rifle into the movie theatre

Joker goes to the supermarket and crosses out the "Not" on all the bottles of "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter"

>Joker orders a cheeseburger with NO CHEESE

Joker shaves off the sides of Stop signs and makes them squares

Joker reposts comics on his facebook meme page and removes the artist's signature

Joker smokes some marijuana and then he laughs more than usual until he looks like that emoji with the tears coming out from laughing so hard

his friends ask if he's okay but he can't speak past his laughter or tears so he throws them one of these

>Joker orders a cheeseburger in the drive thru
>Says order will be dine-in

Joker starts making popular parody songs about batman.

Never pays any of the original artists royalties because of "fair use".

Joker sneaks into the surgical ward of a hospital, waits for patients to be put under anesthesia, then completes the surgery they were getting flawlessly, but also switches their right and left hands

That actually sounds hilarious. Good job.

Joker gets bored with the game he and Batman are playing, thus he goes and kills all the other Batman-esque villains and then plants several nukes around the city. The only way to stop them is for Batman to kill him, and it ends with Joker revealing he knew Bruce Wayne was Batman the whole time. The two deck it out in the Batcave, and at the very last second, before the Joker kills batman, Alfred shoots him in the back with a double barreled shotgun. The joker says it wasn't supposed to go this way, Batman was supposed to be the one to kill him, but Alfred shoots the other round, killing him.

I also want a storyline where a random cop just shoots the Joker.

Joker opens a Movie studio and starts making movies based off of random Fan fiction stories he steals from the internet.

Joker waits untill the united states goes to war or starts a conflict with another country than he moves to that country and just starts killing everyone.

and if batman is seen helping out people from that country or he tries to stop the joker. the joker makes it seem that Batman is trying to help the enemy and turn him into a traitor

It just happened. The Bat left the Joker all trussed up, a couple newbies went to take him to Arkham... the report says he resisted arrest.

Now the city is a mess, hundreds of dead man's switches went off, explosions, laughter, and tears are the new Gotham soundtrack.
What's worse, a few of the most prominent houses have been hit by massive Joker gas attacks. The Wayne manor was the first, and in a way the luckiest - a breeze quickly dispersed the gas, and nobody was exposed long enough to be jokerized, but their butler went missing since that day. I've heard they've called his brother to take up his position, a former actor by the name of Alfred...

We don't need the joker for that.

Dresses up as a witch, hides in toilet stalls.

Jokers goes on Sharktank to try to sell his own line of shark tanks.

Joker begins to work in a candy factory, he then reduces the amount of candy each package. He throws away the left over candy. Costing the company thousands of dollars.

These are all bad. Is this some kind of in-joke or meme I don't know of?
I have been lurking for only a few years now.

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Underrated post

When everyone was looking, the Joker
took forty one cakes. He took 41 cakes.
That's one more than the number Lex Luthor took.
This insults the President to the point of
declaring war on the clown.
And that's wonderful.

Joker creates his own legitimate business and then steals from it

Joker starts a stage production of a heist film, and convinces the actors that a real bank is a set.

Joker steals the Gotham's supply of toilet paper to ensure nobody can leave their bathrooms.

Joker kidnaps people with severe social issues, keeps them tied up in a dark basement, and cheers them up while offering companionship - but also forces them to speak with each other.

Joker replaces Gotham's water supply with milk, and goes on a crusade against its glassware and drinking straw industries, so that everyone is forced to drink milk straight from the carton.

Joker leaves giant banana peels all over major streets.

Joker starts a minor scheme, hints at it to Batman, and gives all his henchmen a fatal poison that only acts when they're unconscious. If it's successful, Batman foils the scheme, but it'll look like he murdered them all.

Joker steals a nuke and modifies the internal functioning so that it simply releases a "BANG" flag, and sells it to a major terrorist group.

Joker converts an abandoned warehouse into a factory that produces abandoned warehouses.

Joker places hidden cameras in all of his deathtraps so that he can take make goofy montages of police officers dying and put them online.

Joker disguises himself as a man pretending to be The Joker, changing his voice and mannerisms so that they're ever-so-slightly off.

Joker convinces Harley that she's too good for him, steals and destroys her police record, helps her get back into psychology school, and then spreads nasty rumors about her and hires people to bully her.

Joker sends a pack of thugs dressed up like Elmer Fudd to a furry convention.

This one's been done before, but Joker robs priceless porcelain figures and then beats cows to death with them, so that the police have to report on a knick-knack paddy whack.

These ones are pretty funny.

I think that actually happened.

This sounds like a Leto Joker thing to do.

Joker recruits henchmen on /r9k/

oh my god, you've got'im down! We should be friends!

Joker sends all his litter to the moon, cannot be prosecuted because it's technically not any individual or entity's property.

Joker secretly becomes a major stockholder in Bic, then holds up several banks in town, but only steals their ink pens.

I'm fucking dying here.

Good time to be browsing Sup Forums.

Kraven did that with Spider-Man... sort of.

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