I want a gf I WANT A GF Sup Forums I WANT I WANT I WANNA GF PLEASE GIVE ME A GF Sup Forums I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE I'M...

I want a gf I WANT A GF Sup Forums I WANT I WANT I WANNA GF PLEASE GIVE ME A GF Sup Forums I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF IF I DONT GET A GF HELp ME GET A GF NOW NOW NOW!!!!!

NOW!!!! I WANT A GF NOW I WANT MILKIES I WANNA SUCK ON MILKIES!!!!! I WANT A GF NOW NOW NOW!!!!

go on r9k idiot

>taking a shit
>centipede crawls out from under sink just as I'm about to wipe
>startles me and I dig my nails right into my dirty anus

me 2

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>he wipes at all
lmao

>having grown out nails

filthy animal

you posted this a couple of days ago in a thread that got deleted

giv gf

F

Yes I need to share my pain, I got enough (You)s this time.

don't cry based givposter, all we be good in the end

giv chloĕ bf

BASED giv poster

wut if not?

Is having a waifu not enough?

>waifu

only redditors take that joke seriously

Quality thread

all

this

spacing

speak for yourself faggot

Mira lo que se avecina
a la vuelta de la esquina
viene Diego rumbeando.
Con la luna en las pupilas
y su traje agua marina
parece de contrabando.

Y donde mas no cabe un alma
alli se mete a darse caña
poseido por el ritmo ragatanga.
Y el dj que lo conoce
toca el himno de las doce
para Diego la cancion mas deseada
Y la baila,y la goza y la canta...

Aserejé, ja deje tejebe tude jebere
sebiunouba majabi an de bugui an de buididipí [x3]

No es cosa de brujeria
que lo encuentre tos los dias
por donde voy caminando.
Diego tiene chuleria
y ese punto de alegria
rastafari afrogitano

Y donde mas no cabe un alma
alli se mete a darse caña
poseido por el ritmo ragatanga.
Y el dj que lo conoce
toca el himno de las doce
para Diego la cancion mas deseada
Y la baila,y la goza y la canta...

Aserejé, ja deje tejebe tude jebere
sebiunouba majabi an de bugui an de buididipí [x3]

what if I don't have waifu gf?

take a look at your own post faggot!

then I'll personally ship you a gf don't worry, your work and effort doesn't go unnoticed

>2011 gf
>PUSY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

giv pusy rocker

NO ME

LMAO @ U NERDS

BRB TIME TO GET MY DICK SUCKED

>Sup Forums - Television & Film

Listen you slack jawed beta faggot throwing a tantrum will not get you a gf. Daily exercise, self confidence and being a bit of a dick gets you ladies.

The first step is getting healthy, which entails body weight exercise where you can start as small as you want but there are no off days, even when hungover you do as many press ups, sit ups and squats you can manage.

Now lets talk about clothing options, if you're broad shouldered with defined pecks go for v neck shirts but don't go too low or you'll look like a fucking idiot. Long sleeved shirts are great for skinny armed frame. Take pride in your appearance and it will sort itself out. If you're not manly enough to even try any of this just plug a toaster in and take a bath with it

You too ugly

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I JUST WANT SOMEONE TO HUG AND SLEEP NEXT TO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>that meme where we all pretend to be 25-30 year old kissless virgins
my favorite meme

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haha yeah my dude totally just memeing around with the boys haha

This pepe is MAD

This!

When actually I'm a 37 old kissless virgin

Haha yeah can you imagine someone being a kissless virgin haha

Get a big dog and shave it, works for me.

BABY WANT BOOBY GF BABY WANT GF WITH MILKY PLS PLS PLS PLS BABY BEEN GOOD ALL HIS LIFE BABY DESERVE IT NOOOOOOOW!!!

Haha yes I love this meme too

I am married and have no pucci or succi in months. Dum newborn babby gets all milkies and attention. He maek me jealus..

this is a fraud givposter

i hope you at least dont let her braaps go to waste after a long sweaty day of work

Im not

Dey Go 2 wast

yes you are. if you are real givposter, who is your one true waifu? and post your favourite picture of her