HOLY FUCK

HOLY FUCK

It would probably be less noticeable if he had red briefs over the top.

His ass cheek is bigger than his head

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Fucking high heels.

MAN OF ASS

Burn all the red briefs in the world.

THICC

capes are slimming

OH. MY. GOD. BECKY.

So they're going for All Star Superman

>ywn eat that

You could smother a small farm animal to death in dem

This must be photoshopped

Alternate universe villain Supes, smothers people with his ass. Why did no one else think of this?

ASS OF MURDER

Squats and yellow sun radiation, man.

No. Dude plays baseball, probably why he has that ass.

Bubble butt perfection, it's not even that big, just has so much pop

Case in point, a baseballer ass.

And just like that baseball players topped football players on my list of sports guys

do they cgi the cape?
I've not seen bvs

LOOK

Booty of Steel.

AT

HIS

ASS

EYES.

Glutes

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I LIKE

>alternate MoS ending where Supes breaks Zod's neck with a booty clench

This is DCTVU Superman (from Supergirl), not DCCU Superman (from MoS and BvS).

man gay porns budget has sky rocketed.

well

now they do look like diapers

>Supergirl show for teenage girls
>choose actor with dat ass
They know their audience and what they like.

The latest one had okay production values, yeah.

>Superman
>Top
Choose one

Putting the ASS in MASS MURDER

Are any of these parodies any good because I don't see them get mentioned as much as the straight ones. Although I partially suspect it's because they don't care enough to try to shill their videos on Sup Forums.

Why do you think people are going to discuss gay porn in the straight boards? It's actual gay porn, not gynephile traps for straight boys to squee over.

I want my face to be between those cheeks

They're meh.

Then again, I don't care for the straight ones either. My taste in porn degenerated too much over the years and all these parodies are too tame for me, straight or gay.

the bvs parody isn't great, the Superman is shit

What about the Captain America parody? Is that better?

MAN

Is that Shaggy?

it's beautiful

I can vouch for this. Baseball players always work harder on their lower body.

This is Cw Supergirl behind the scenes, and no the cape's not cgi. There's pictures with and without the cape. I guess it's detachable or something to make things easier.

They probably CGI the cape in in some shots and not in others.

Big

Can this rival Batass? Make it clap. kek

>Batass
If you're talking about Batfleck, then he literally has no ass.

OF

I could not stop thinking about his ass all day. Seriously, it just kept popping up.

Naw Batman and Robin and Batman forever with Batnipples also.

Homer?

>v
>not vs

>just browsing Sup Forums
>this thread

SHIT, I need to do some squats, like right now.

Dawn of Justice had v instead of vs, so they're just being faithful.

Brehs...

Bucky doesn't have a metal arm, so no.

Nah, just a chick who's developed a bit of a male ass fetish.

S-stupid Kryptonian threat!

Tyler Hoechlin's Superman is going to be fucking adorable. I feel it in my bones.

But what if he farts?

How can you have a from something most people consider inherently sexual?

All the better.

>CGI cape

When will this meme end?

>Not ASS of STEEL

watching the show now

>Not ASS of ASS

>Ass ASS ass ASS

LITTLE IN THE MIDDLE

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How is Superman going to have more
>dat ass
than Supergirl?

I mean, seriously? He's got more back than the entire female cast of the show put together.

The only guy that he possibly doesn't beat in that regard is Jimmy.

Superman can have any powers he wants, including having a more delicious, thick, bodacious badonkadonk than any of the females in the cast.

The X-mean one had decent fire effects at least

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Right?!

Why do you think they spank eachother in the ass all the time. Gotta feel dem buns

GLUTES FOR THE SLOOTS

But what are they doing that causes them to develop such delicious, thick posteriors?

Underrated

As someone who has never really read much Supergirl, has she ever been creeped on much by villains? Or even sexually intimidated or abused? It seems like a hard theme to put across properly with a character as powerful as her.

It's actually on my mind after the Killing Joke and the date-rapist thug subplot.

Squats.

Poison Ivy kissed her once.

But, y'know, that's how Ivy tries to deliver her mind control poison or whatever.

holy shit you're right, he's a cutie pie

>Not even wearing a cape because it will all be digital. haha

Who are you quoting?

shit

now I will have to explain to people the story about how some pictures of Superman made me gay

Do most people "wanna eat that booty like groceries"?

>look its a bird
>its a plane
>boing boing boing
>no its Super Ass

My anaconda do.

Yes, only when it comes to his ass it's more like a five course meal.

I don't know why everyone goes nuts about women's asses when they're so often miss rather than hit. Meanwhile, men almost always have perky backsides, even if they don't work hard for it.

Really? A fair amount of dudes I've seen have shlubby butts.

It's mostly the shoulders for dudes.