New Avengers poster

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>no helmet

>Aaaaah tony save me, the iron man is trying to steal my fancy glove

>no Starlin drawn promo stuff
Sad!

le angry grapefruit man arghh look at my plastic shiny trinkets

>millions of adults are unironically hyped for this

grapefruits arent purple

Have you ever seen a grapefruit in your life?

It would be smarter to call him a shriveled grape. Since, you know, grapefruits aren't purple

but saying grapefruit is a very witty way of saying "purple faggot!"

hes a very witty person forcing a very witty maymay.

Why not do the cover like that one comic cover with that same pose but it also has all those other superheroes on it as well?

Why does he look just like Rich Piana and where the hell is his costume?

Damn he really did manage to leave humanity behind, musta been all those scoops

>grapefruit

dayum.. dis nigga aint messing dis time around

>AVEEEEENGEEERRRRSS WHERE IS MY WIFE'S SON

>fine, ill do it myself

>ultra overpowered Darkseid
>will be beaten somehow by weaker retards
>fallen heroes will be ressucitated by a child's tear

Is this the plot? How original, cant wait to see

Why so serious?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Is he taking a shit? Looks constipated

Thanos sabotages himself.
I don't think he'll ever assemble the whole glove, I'm pretty sure everybody fails at the end of this movie, strange goes back in time and they try again in avengers 4.

>no helmet
>tank top
>gay pride gauntlet

brava marvel

PFFFFFHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*takes deep breath*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Epic.

Truly 'Manchildren: The Flicks'

>when Rich Piana stops breathing for 5 seconds

>Being this new

Disney shills are out in force to market the movie it seems

>look just like a big, purple thug
>somehow be the most powerful being in the universe

okay

Holy shit

purple dildo

Constapanos

>You're a shill if you say a grapefruit isn't purple

But you probably are if you're such a newfag you do not to know that Sup Forums has been referring to Thanos as a grapefruit for nearly 4 fucking years; and start defending these shitty movies over the perceived slight of it

lol

hes a natty California raisin

he's voiced by a black guy right?

>defending these shitty movies
No one is defending it you delusional twat flap. They are just calling out an idiot because grapefruits aren't purple
>b-b-b-but my memes!!!!
Nice defence there

You shouldn't explain that stuff to them, we have proofs that Sup Forums is infested with mouseketeers and you are giving them tools to blend in a better way. Of course this movie is going to be shilled as fuck, its the THANOS BABY WOOOH WATCH THIS MOVIE IN IMAX PREORDER TICKETS NOW

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>HEIL HYDRA

What did he decide dressing up as a comic villain is too gay?

Will this be in the movie in some way?

>Is alien
>Has more Homo Sapiens features than Neanderthals

Are they just lazy?

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>10 years of build up for this

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Leaked footage of Thanos fighting Captain America

>DCcucks are this mad
Imagine being this upset

ay he's the quake 2 grunt

>disneyshills out in full force
if you deny there are shills here you are a shill. i refuse to be believe anyone is this naive.

This will be the biggest disappointment of the xxi century to date

>implying normies wont eat it up
they love to give their money to this reddit shit

They've been a very noticeable presence since Spider-Man came out, and seem to have stuck around for the trifecta of ramping up the marketing for Infinity War and the next Star Wars

>B-but reddit!
Stop

can't be worse than the avengers 2 right?

...right?

sup disneyshill

At least he is promoting good films. Can you say the same?

Wow this will look great on all the teenage bedroom walld

Nothing can be worse than anything that f****** hack Joss Whedon put out

Literally a grapefruit

Literally how will half of the capeshit crew defeat this guy? They have no superpowers. I cant imagine black widow kungfu ing the aliums

Why do they try to make it look serious and a badass when we know, we fucking know he will end up like that faggot villain in age of quiptron

>Muh grapefruit

Why so angry faggot?

They kept an Alien Invasion contained to a couple city blocks in the first Avengers film. With all the Marvel heroes united this is going to be a goddamn Cakewalk.

>WHOAH NICE TO SEE YOU HERE THOR IT IS US THE GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY FROM THE GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY FRANCHISE OF THE ECU
>HELLO GUARDIANS, MEET MY FRIENDS THE AVENGERS FROM THE AVENGERS MOVIES AND THEIR OWN FILMS
>WHOAH WHO'S THAT STRANGE LOOKING MAN
>HELLO GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY AND THE AVENGERS I AM DOCTOR STRANGE FROM THE DOCTOR STRANGE MOVIE
>WHOAH EVERYONE LOOK IT'S THANOS WHO HAS BEEN HINTED AT IN SEVERAL OF OUR FRANCHISES
>MY GOD IS THAT CAPTAIN AMERICA AFTER HE LEFT THE AVENGERS IN CIVIL WAR?


does anyone even fucking care? it's just going to be lol look how many soopa heros we put on da screen, and how are they supposed to follow it up? Surely having all 300 superheroes in one film will finally kill their insatiable need to watch shit films

So when Darkseid comes you will wank for that right?

kill yourself newfag

Why didn't anyone else think to collect all the stones to put in the magic glove

Worth the wait

Why is his cape so long? looks fucking retarded

Yeah, I am curious how it's going to look and I will be at least somewhat assured that the fight won't be filled with fucking quips

Why didnt he use the glove to reach mt doom?

>Sad!
Stop this.

why is Hulk purple?

what's not to like about this thanos?

And the new US President is a fucking orange.

>at least somewhat assured that the fight won't be filled with fucking quips
It's marvel, there will be quips every 5 seconds, even while team members are dying.

I was talking about fight with Darkseid, of course Marvel is going to have tons of quips

Because they're near-mythical items spread across the universe that most people don't even know about?

>we have proofS
I knew DCfags were Pajeets.

marvelshills can you be any more obvious?

>no helmet
>no shoulders

>he
Coward

Quads don't lie

i actually like this better, makes him look more like the "mad titan" he's supposed to be.

wow, they pretty much gave up below the torso, didn't they? brown pants? they have access to the marvel AND disney stable of artists and this is the best they could do? lazy mother fuckers.

they want him to look less like darkseid

Wait isn't it supposed to be Josh Brolin?

>bling bling space nigger

Incredible, I'm simply still shaking

M'cap looks retarded, is it some long term effect of the super soldier serum?

Why it's called "Infinity War" where whole thing start in one movie and end in part 2?

He looks constipated.

Kek DCpajeets btfo

Same reason "civil war" was just 6 vs 6 parking lot brawl. It sounds cool and it's from the comics so fans will like it.

holy fuck this guy his high T

But Darkseid is the one known to wear a sleeveless shirt! They should've let Thanos keep his armor!

The title of "The Avengers: Weekend of Ultron" didn't sound too grand in terms of scale.

that's rich piano

OMG Can't wait to get the Thanos funco pop for my 28th birthday, it'll go with all my other AWESOME marvel merch!

BRRRRRRRAAPPPPPPPTTTTT