I've been on here long enough to remember a time where the eternal leaf was not an Aussie level shit poster. I remember a time where Aussies and Aussies alone where the supreme shit posters of Sup Forums. I remember a time when Canadian posters, with the exception of the occasional left winger, actually surprised me with their conservative and based posts
So, what happened?
Why did Canada decide to go the path of the Aussie? Why did they decide to become the cancer of this board?
I would honestly say that today, on average, Canada is worse than Australia with shit posting.
And even with the shit posts that Aussies still do, they are at least effort posts that make me laugh. Canada doesn't even try.
Noah Williams
They are worse. Aussies aren't even bad anymore.
I feel bad for the redpilled white Canadian who fights for Trump and must live in that shithole.
Xavier Richardson
I don't know. It's like Trudeau hired an army of faggot canadians to post here.
Sebastian Adams
Leaf tards are never as clever or funny as the based Aussies
Leaf tards are just idiots and everyone hates them
They have a chip on their shoulder because no one gives a fuck about their useless shit hole of a country.
Luis Clark
Trudeau happened and a lot of us just wanted to see the world burn.
Kayden Davis
I mean I remember several month to a year ago when Canada started to turn.
People were recognizing that Canada was trying to out do Australia and Canadian posts were getting worse by the day.
How does a whole country just turn full Aussie in the span of less than a year?
Its crazy.
Colton Wright
Literally no one cares. You are totally insignificant.
Nicholas Hall
Your butthurt empowers us
Chase Baker
See what I mean about them never being clever, witty or funny?
Embarrassing leaf tard. Just embarrassing.
Camden Clark
It's not so bad.
I just don't talk to anybody about anything ever.
Grayson Gomez
Okay, so Trudeau happened, but why fall in line with that?
If your image is tarnished, why not try and salvage it on here?
After Obama you didn't see Americans on here start shit posting leftist shit.
Thomas Sanchez
I.. I am afraid my meme magic is stronger than I ever anticipated. Around the time of the great Canadian Shitposting uprising, I would actually try to be a clever bugger and make people laugh. As the numbers of dumbass leaf posters outnumbered me, I would reply to them, "Stop, you're making us lose the shit-posting war with Australia" or something alike. I did not know it would cascade forth to a bunch of inbred NEETs from my country going full sperge into a pseudo shit-posting war with Australia.
It's been fucked for months.
Wyatt Sullivan
We got a live one!
James Lopez
It's like you're not even trying.
Jackson Murphy
You always have a place in America, bro.
Austin Thompson
I'm not even butt hurt... its just astounding a whole country that never had Aussie like tenancies went full Australia in such a short amount of time for little to no reason.
Henry Baker
>Around the time of the great Canadian Shitposting uprising
Literally two leaf tards shit posting and getting banned daily.
Blake Wright
Its not shitposting when they are serious.
Daniel Nelson
>ancient meme image that doesn't even apply to the situation It's a fucking leaf alright.
Dominic Jenkins
The end is nigh, Canadian conservatism is in its death throes.... we need two walls.
Austin Bell
There's DOZENS of us.. DOZENS.. Are you mad because I made this fake troll post and triggered all the Americans? Or are you mad because I uploaded this fake exif data and everyone bought it. Sup Forums is satire friend also unrelated but if you shit on Canadians we're passive aggressive so we'll take you out slowly and painfully.
Parker Russell
Alright bud. I can tell you're quite upset, so I'll just leave you with this
Justin Johnson
You'd be surprised (or not) at what two men can accomplished when they are autistically determined.
I stopped very early as I was drowned by the stupidity of my fellow country men shitting the place up with things like Shake my head and the occasional face palm every other post I see with this flag posting none-sense, thinking that they are any good at shit-disturbance let alone shit-posting.
And it's not all that much better in real life. I'd move to America but my pay is pretty good for the lifestyle it can buy me in Canada.
John Perry
no my paycheck comes directly from CTR
Brody Peterson
I've thought this myself.
I don't know which is worse: the prospect they are shit posting for (You)s or the prospect that they are serious.
Andrew Thomas
It's both.
Ryder Murphy
You faggots started calling us shitposters, leafs and DUDE WEED LMAO.
This made us stop caring because nobody takes us seriously anymore. It made us shitpost more and more, until finally I posted a picture of my shit in a thread I made.
Most of us simply don't care anymore. If nothing is expected of us, we will shitpost Sup Forums into oblivion.
Quite frankly, if you try to take us down or make fun of us, we win.
Luke Turner
And i'm out. What happened to Canadian posting? People like this happened.
Gavin Phillips
Nobody remembers why Australia turned to shitposting. I'll give you a hint it's the same reason Canadians have and it has everything to do with a 61% broke ass nigger president country running their mouths after an election and throwing stones from their shitty 44,000,000 negro 20,000,000 illegals glass house.
Thomas Hughes
...and then there's faggots like this that suck american dick just to fit in. What a loser
Brandon Phillips
they're always french
Joseph Gray
>Quite frankly, if you try to take us down or make fun of us, we win.
fucking kek'd m8. See, that is an effort shit post. Kind of subtle.
We need more of this kind of shit posting.
Benjamin Baker
he never said that though
Thomas Edwards
he's also right canada always wins. when have we lost? honestly? serious question the answer is we never have and never will.
Oliver Evans
Oh, let that anger flow through you leaf.
Benjamin Fisher
That quote is fake anyways, but it's fun to make fun of.
I've made many successful threads and good OC but most of my Canadian brethren are either retarded frogs or big city folk.
Grayson Barnes
You call that shit? Fuck me, leaf, my turds are as big and long as a baby's arm.
Zachary Reyes
Coffee diarrhea, I drink 5+ every day.
I got constipated for 23 days once though.
Lincoln Rodriguez
it's not anger it's satire packed up in a passive aggressive package that btfos the burgs
Blake Morgan
leave me alone
Isaac Hughes
I drink 5+ iced starbucks espressos a day AND eat taco bell for breakfast and lunch
You must be french descended or something.
Alexander Martin
>I was only pretending to be ass mad! Jokes on you, buddy.
William Davis
Yeah but I probably made a bigger shit then you. That 23 day one was 2.5 feet long and 3 inches wide.
Brayden Diaz
i was waiting for that comment. Saskatchewan? Alberta?
Leo Ward
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Evan Ortiz
Simcoe County white mans paradise I live right on lake simcoe so I can smell the filth from across the lake
Michael Cook
Alright fucker, I'm putting in my buttplug and eating nothing but beans and other fiber for a month.
You brought this on yourself fuckboi.
James Morris
Trudeau got elected, everybody made fun of us, we then decided to piss everybody off. So far it's working.
Camden Gomez
Good luck, it hurts like hell staying in and coming out. You'll probably break the toilet too, like I did.
Brody Stewart
My toilet can flush a bowl full of chicken nuggets.
Lucas Thomas
I apologize for my countrymen. Many are isolated from reality. The US protects us and we are isolated from illegal immigration, so many still believe the bullshit we are fed about "multiculturalism" being great. But more and more wake up everyday from the cuckening. Things get better by the week
Angel Gray
this
Eli Jenkins
We are 1/30th Muslims now. and 2/3 Chinese
Adrian Jones
But see, I highly doubt Americans will do the same if Hillary gets elected. We didn't with Obama, after all.
So what IS your excuse? You just throw in the towel that quickly? One bad election and you just give up?
David Reed
Seriously. It started with A FUCKING LEAF and DUDE posts that were relentless. You couldn't make a single post without getting haggled relentlessly by memers.
They molded us into the retards we are today.
Asher Parker
this is why I poo post no country pic related is going to get away with shitting on my white country
Robert White
A FUCKING LEAF and DUDE WEED, especially A FUCKING LEAF, started because you all started shit posting like crazy.
Don't act like this had nothing to do with yourselves. Don't act like you are the victim in this.
Justin Wood
Any actual Canadian national socialist or otherwise ethnic nationalist minded man realizes easily the U.S is the enemy. This is not refutable.
Eli Ward
are you joking you dumb fucking faggot? The U.S is the bastion of liberalism it literally exists to defend individual rights as opposed to collective racial rights.
Matthew Martin
Oh, yeah, the whites of America that share your mindset are really your enemy. Thanks for that clarification Chinaman.
Xavier Scott
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John Hall
Cuck your weakness is intolerable. Completely propped up due to being the majority poster. All your shit tier nigger nation has is being the loudest voice but there will come a time when the european wakes up and is no longer following memes but following racial demographic stats.
Noah Moore
>Not realizing that was leftist shills concern trolling >Not realizing before Brexit Americans on here were totally for it (meaning that was obviously concern trolls and Reddit fags) >Not realizing that that shit lasted a few weeks at most, while your shit posting problems continue to this day.
Nolan Martin
>wonders why Canadians shit post >OH I KNOW I'LL CALL HIM CHINESE LOL
Fuck's sake, son.
Carter Watson
That's called bantz, not shit posting.
Angel Lewis
>thats called memes, not shit posting I don't know if you noticed, Tyrone Hernandez, but some of us take this very serious and this isn't just a place for memes and bantz like it is for you.
Matthew Gray
>We take this seriously, no memes here >Tyrone Hernandez
Can't make this shit up fa m
Noah Gutierrez
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Dylan Morales
Cuckstin Jewdeu turned the entire country into sjw's
Hudson Gonzalez
Nice ebonics. It's evident you use that term in your vocabulary due to being a low tier trash can otherwise known as an american who I notice use ebonics frequent despite not being white, some of them. It feels good knowing 4 chan itself filters such degenerate words . Perhaps you should take this as a sign to filter yourself.
Charles Rivera
For those of us who know refugee intake quadrupled under Harper- there is no blame on Justin as he is seen equally as bad as Harper.
In fact a fall of the establishment conservatives must occur in order for any tier of ethnic nationalist political ideology to move in and take the conservatives place- so in fact Justin is better than Harper as this aids a weakening of establishment conservatives.
Julian Myers
Maybe the lack of John Wayne, friendship and sunlight in formative years leads to a sort of internal and irreversible cuckoldry. When it foments to a certain point, and Trudeau certainly could have been that point, the cuckoldry starts to reveal itself. There is only so much a man can take.
This theory doesn't explain the Aussies, but we have to start forming some theories here or all Leaf flags are fucked.
Mason Sanders
if leaf posters ever said anything remotely this logical they wouldn't have their reputation for being shitposters
Luis Jones
America literally invented being a cuckold. And elected a bull Twice
Ayden Morris
Did everyone know that the american union actually uses an african woman as the face of their 20$ bill? I am being literal here, look it up this will be the American 20$ bill soon.
The American looks in his wallet. Sees the african. Looks up at the t.v to his president, sees the african.
Kevin Morgan
>tfw hope for the Leaf race
Nathaniel Scott
It's actually quite simple, Australia has genetic bantz, however once any other country falls into extreme cucking you automatically become a mindless shitposter, just look at >Sweden >Germany >Canada It all adds up
Nathaniel Murphy
The American has a mental sickness known as " ingrained individualism " This is the main ingredient for liberalism.
Ryder Reed
>that pic so its only worth $15?
Jaxon White
D-didn't mean to hurt the feels guys.
We're trying to run a triage here, and get you back in the game.
Isaiah Howard
wow you're such a massive fucking faggot. that's the chirt for tits vs. ass you fucking intolerable shitposter
fuck, i hate canadians so much. i mean, jesus fuck look at this shit
>see the world burn
who the fuck talks like that outside of 9fag and facebook? lel using cringy movie quotes is so funneh guis
Jace Smith
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Jacob Garcia
Sounds like op got a bad case of maple syrup.
Ryder Gonzalez
I don't take advice from 60% white countries tbqh
Carson Gonzalez
Depending on how this election goes, I am thinking of either moving to the US or Russia. I can no longer tolerate this cucked nation.
Dominic Rogers
This is exactly what OP is talking about. They just run around acting like the class retard and call it banter. Just about every leafpost devalues the thread it was made it.
Levi Nelson
three fiths of 20 is 12 you ape
Wyatt Wood
Friendly reminder that at the current rate, you'll be even more demographically fucked within our lifetime.
It gives me hope that you're angry again. I mean, don't get me wrong. I see a leaf here and there who is at least partially redpilled. But it really was that bad, and continues to be that bad in terms of shit posting.
ITT you Leaf men rage and it makes us feel bretty gud to know you're around and haven't been purged from Leaf civilization.
Ryder Harris
Lmao not even remotely true >63%
Liam Nguyen
>Marxism has nothing to do with individualism other than being anti-individualism. >Christianity is one of the founding principles of individualism. >Capitalism is an emergent process that occurred prior to individualism as an eventual byproduct of the agricultural revolution so long ago in history. >Materialism is independent of individualism, democracy, etc. >Atheism is independent of individualism, materialism, etc. >Politician who again doesn't know what has to do with anything. >demagoguery for support from ignoramuses during his time.
Evan Sanchez
I guess he got a hot tip from Soros
Adrian Perry
>Individualism leads to Marxism... No. Marxism means collectivism, the opposite of individualism. >Capitalism and Marxism are brothers... No. Marxism and Fascism are brothers... both assume the superiority of the state to the individual... Classical Liberalism is about individual empowerment...
Asher Cook
Capitalism and marxism are two sides of the same globalist individualist coin in which the jew can exist in both and in fact both work towards the dismantling of the racial community in order to " protect " minorities.
Economics are a side issue and surely irrelevant towards the main goal. The main goal is preservation of race. As such Marxism and Capitalism are and always have been comrades in the destruction of the racial community and we saw them ally in ww2 fittingly.
Cooper Rivera
Non-white population unironically quadrupled in Canada over the past 30 years. Next year, you're expected to be in the 75-79% range. Divorce laws are even more insane in your country (not trying to be a dick, just honest) and most Canadians pride themselves on their liberal insanity. They will have no problem doubling down on immigration, welfare and public housing for non-whites, all in the name of your economy and workforce. A workforce you simply cannot replace at current rates.
Its going to happen man. You'll be in the shitter with us soon, and not even a single Trump to be a public shitlord for you. I don't want it to happen, but 60% white will probably happen to you, in our lifetime, like I said.
Liam Ramirez
you faggots did it to yourselves
canadians are not such cucks as you think
you just helped them rise as shitposters
Leo Morgan
If we went to 60%, you will be in the 30 percentile surely.
It occurs faster and faster the more you got.
Sebastian Torres
>Just about every leafpost devalues the thread it was made it. English, Pedro.
Chase Watson
it's literally impossible for anyone to out shitpost me.
don't even try.
Joseph Perez
>If we went to 60%, you will be in the 30 percentile surely.
I don't want to fucking know this. Trump will win, the boarders will be taken care of, and welfare will stop subsidizing mass double digit IQ reproduction. (I quietly mutter this to myself every night so I don't lose sleep).
>It occurs faster and faster the more you got.
Couldn't be more aware of this. I've gotten to see entire once nice, even boring American cities turn into dangerous, graffiti covered shit in not even 30 years on this earth.
Nicholas Bailey
Why would we care about entertaining you though?
I don't care if i make some faggot I don't know laugh, all that matters is that i'm laffin. The fact that you guys take this shit so seriously is sad.