What happened to Canada?

I've been on here long enough to remember a time where the eternal leaf was not an Aussie level shit poster. I remember a time where Aussies and Aussies alone where the supreme shit posters of Sup Forums. I remember a time when Canadian posters, with the exception of the occasional left winger, actually surprised me with their conservative and based posts

So, what happened?

Why did Canada decide to go the path of the Aussie? Why did they decide to become the cancer of this board?

I would honestly say that today, on average, Canada is worse than Australia with shit posting.

And even with the shit posts that Aussies still do, they are at least effort posts that make me laugh. Canada doesn't even try.

They are worse. Aussies aren't even bad anymore.

I feel bad for the redpilled white Canadian who fights for Trump and must live in that shithole.

I don't know. It's like Trudeau hired an army of faggot canadians to post here.

Leaf tards are never as clever or funny as the based Aussies

Leaf tards are just idiots and everyone hates them

They have a chip on their shoulder because no one gives a fuck about their useless shit hole of a country.

Trudeau happened and a lot of us just wanted to see the world burn.

I mean I remember several month to a year ago when Canada started to turn.

People were recognizing that Canada was trying to out do Australia and Canadian posts were getting worse by the day.

How does a whole country just turn full Aussie in the span of less than a year?

Its crazy.

Literally no one cares. You are totally insignificant.

Your butthurt empowers us

See what I mean about them never being clever, witty or funny?

Embarrassing leaf tard. Just embarrassing.

It's not so bad.

I just don't talk to anybody about anything ever.

Okay, so Trudeau happened, but why fall in line with that?

If your image is tarnished, why not try and salvage it on here?

After Obama you didn't see Americans on here start shit posting leftist shit.

I.. I am afraid my meme magic is stronger than I ever anticipated.
Around the time of the great Canadian Shitposting uprising, I would actually try to be a clever bugger and make people laugh. As the numbers of dumbass leaf posters outnumbered me, I would reply to them, "Stop, you're making us lose the shit-posting war with Australia" or something alike.
I did not know it would cascade forth to a bunch of inbred NEETs from my country going full sperge into a pseudo shit-posting war with Australia.

It's been fucked for months.

We got a live one!

It's like you're not even trying.

You always have a place in America, bro.

I'm not even butt hurt... its just astounding a whole country that never had Aussie like tenancies went full Australia in such a short amount of time for little to no reason.

>Around the time of the great Canadian Shitposting uprising

Literally two leaf tards shit posting and getting banned daily.

Its not shitposting when they are serious.

>ancient meme image that doesn't even apply to the situation
It's a fucking leaf alright.

The end is nigh, Canadian conservatism is in its death throes.... we need two walls.

There's DOZENS of us.. DOZENS.. Are you mad because I made this fake troll post and triggered all the Americans? Or are you mad because I uploaded this fake exif data and everyone bought it. Sup Forums is satire friend also unrelated but if you shit on Canadians we're passive aggressive so we'll take you out slowly and painfully.

Alright bud. I can tell you're quite upset, so I'll just leave you with this

You'd be surprised (or not) at what two men can accomplished when they are autistically determined.

I stopped very early as I was drowned by the stupidity of my fellow country men shitting the place up with things like
Shake my head and the occasional face palm every other post I see with this flag posting none-sense, thinking that they are any good at shit-disturbance let alone shit-posting.

And it's not all that much better in real life. I'd move to America but my pay is pretty good for the lifestyle it can buy me in Canada.

no my paycheck comes directly from CTR

I've thought this myself.

I don't know which is worse: the prospect they are shit posting for (You)s or the prospect that they are serious.

It's both.

You faggots started calling us shitposters, leafs and DUDE WEED LMAO.

This made us stop caring because nobody takes us seriously anymore. It made us shitpost more and more, until finally I posted a picture of my shit in a thread I made.

Most of us simply don't care anymore. If nothing is expected of us, we will shitpost Sup Forums into oblivion.

Quite frankly, if you try to take us down or make fun of us, we win.

And i'm out. What happened to Canadian posting? People like this happened.

Nobody remembers why Australia turned to shitposting. I'll give you a hint it's the same reason Canadians have and it has everything to do with a 61% broke ass nigger president country running their mouths after an election and throwing stones from their shitty 44,000,000 negro 20,000,000 illegals glass house.

...and then there's faggots like this that suck american dick just to fit in. What a loser

they're always french

>Quite frankly, if you try to take us down or make fun of us, we win.

fucking kek'd m8. See, that is an effort shit post. Kind of subtle.

We need more of this kind of shit posting.

he never said that though

he's also right canada always wins. when have we lost? honestly? serious question the answer is we never have and never will.

Oh, let that anger flow through you leaf.

That quote is fake anyways, but it's fun to make fun of.

I've made many successful threads and good OC but most of my Canadian brethren are either retarded frogs or big city folk.

You call that shit? Fuck me, leaf, my turds are as big and long as a baby's arm.

Coffee diarrhea, I drink 5+ every day.

I got constipated for 23 days once though.

it's not anger it's satire packed up in a passive aggressive package that btfos the burgs

leave me alone

I drink 5+ iced starbucks espressos a day AND eat taco bell for breakfast and lunch

You must be french descended or something.

>I was only pretending to be ass mad! Jokes on you, buddy.

Yeah but I probably made a bigger shit then you. That 23 day one was 2.5 feet long and 3 inches wide.

i was waiting for that comment. Saskatchewan? Alberta?

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Simcoe County white mans paradise I live right on lake simcoe so I can smell the filth from across the lake

Alright fucker, I'm putting in my buttplug and eating nothing but beans and other fiber for a month.

You brought this on yourself fuckboi.

Trudeau got elected, everybody made fun of us, we then decided to piss everybody off. So far it's working.

Good luck, it hurts like hell staying in and coming out. You'll probably break the toilet too, like I did.

My toilet can flush a bowl full of chicken nuggets.

I apologize for my countrymen. Many are isolated from reality. The US protects us and we are isolated from illegal immigration, so many still believe the bullshit we are fed about "multiculturalism" being great. But more and more wake up everyday from the cuckening. Things get better by the week

this

We are 1/30th Muslims now. and 2/3 Chinese

But see, I highly doubt Americans will do the same if Hillary gets elected. We didn't with Obama, after all.

So what IS your excuse? You just throw in the towel that quickly? One bad election and you just give up?

Seriously. It started with A FUCKING LEAF and DUDE posts that were relentless. You couldn't make a single post without getting haggled relentlessly by memers.

They molded us into the retards we are today.

this is why I poo post no country pic related is going to get away with shitting on my white country

A FUCKING LEAF and DUDE WEED, especially A FUCKING LEAF, started because you all started shit posting like crazy.

Don't act like this had nothing to do with yourselves. Don't act like you are the victim in this.

Any actual Canadian national socialist or otherwise ethnic nationalist minded man realizes easily the U.S is the enemy.
This is not refutable.

are you joking you dumb fucking faggot? The U.S is the bastion of liberalism it literally exists to defend individual rights as opposed to collective racial rights.

Oh, yeah, the whites of America that share your mindset are really your enemy. Thanks for that clarification Chinaman.

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Cuck your weakness is intolerable. Completely propped up due to being the majority poster. All your shit tier nigger nation has is being the loudest voice but there will come a time when the european wakes up and is no longer following memes but following racial demographic stats.

>Not realizing that was leftist shills concern trolling
>Not realizing before Brexit Americans on here were totally for it (meaning that was obviously concern trolls and Reddit fags)
>Not realizing that that shit lasted a few weeks at most, while your shit posting problems continue to this day.

>wonders why Canadians shit post
>OH I KNOW I'LL CALL HIM CHINESE LOL

Fuck's sake, son.

That's called bantz, not shit posting.

>thats called memes, not shit posting
I don't know if you noticed, Tyrone Hernandez, but some of us take this very serious and this isn't just a place for memes and bantz like it is for you.

>We take this seriously, no memes here
>Tyrone Hernandez

Can't make this shit up fa m

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Cuckstin Jewdeu turned the entire country into sjw's

Nice ebonics. It's evident you use that term in your vocabulary due to being a low tier trash can otherwise known as an american who I notice use ebonics frequent despite not being white, some of them.
It feels good knowing 4 chan itself filters such degenerate words . Perhaps you should take this as a sign to filter yourself.

For those of us who know refugee intake quadrupled under Harper- there is no blame on Justin as he is seen equally as bad as Harper.

In fact a fall of the establishment conservatives must occur in order for any tier of ethnic nationalist political ideology to move in and take the conservatives place- so in fact Justin is better than Harper as this aids a weakening of establishment conservatives.

Maybe the lack of John Wayne, friendship and sunlight in formative years leads to a sort of internal and irreversible cuckoldry. When it foments to a certain point, and Trudeau certainly could have been that point, the cuckoldry starts to reveal itself. There is only so much a man can take.

This theory doesn't explain the Aussies, but we have to start forming some theories here or all Leaf flags are fucked.

if leaf posters ever said anything remotely this logical they wouldn't have their reputation for being shitposters

America literally invented being a cuckold.
And elected a bull
Twice

Did everyone know that the american union actually uses an african woman as the face of their 20$ bill? I am being literal here, look it up this will be the American 20$ bill soon.

The American looks in his wallet. Sees the african. Looks up at the t.v to his president, sees the african.

>tfw hope for the Leaf race

It's actually quite simple, Australia has genetic bantz, however once any other country falls into extreme cucking you automatically become a mindless shitposter, just look at
>Sweden
>Germany
>Canada
It all adds up

The American has a mental sickness known as " ingrained individualism "
This is the main ingredient for liberalism.

>that pic
so its only worth $15?

D-didn't mean to hurt the feels guys.

We're trying to run a triage here, and get you back in the game.

wow you're such a massive fucking faggot. that's the chirt for tits vs. ass you fucking intolerable shitposter

fuck, i hate canadians so much. i mean, jesus fuck look at this shit

>see the world burn

who the fuck talks like that outside of 9fag and facebook? lel using cringy movie quotes is so funneh guis

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Sounds like op got a bad case of maple syrup.

I don't take advice from 60% white countries tbqh

Depending on how this election goes, I am thinking of either moving to the US or Russia. I can no longer tolerate this cucked nation.

This is exactly what OP is talking about. They just run around acting like the class retard and call it banter. Just about every leafpost devalues the thread it was made it.

three fiths of 20 is 12 you ape

Friendly reminder that at the current rate, you'll be even more demographically fucked within our lifetime.

It gives me hope that you're angry again. I mean, don't get me wrong. I see a leaf here and there who is at least partially redpilled. But it really was that bad, and continues to be that bad in terms of shit posting.

ITT you Leaf men rage and it makes us feel bretty gud to know you're around and haven't been purged from Leaf civilization.

Lmao not even remotely true
>63%

>Marxism has nothing to do with individualism other than being anti-individualism.
>Christianity is one of the founding principles of individualism.
>Capitalism is an emergent process that occurred prior to individualism as an eventual byproduct of the agricultural revolution so long ago in history.
>Materialism is independent of individualism, democracy, etc.
>Atheism is independent of individualism, materialism, etc.
>Politician who again doesn't know what has to do with anything.
>demagoguery for support from ignoramuses during his time.

I guess he got a hot tip from Soros

>Individualism leads to Marxism...
No. Marxism means collectivism, the opposite of individualism.
>Capitalism and Marxism are brothers...
No. Marxism and Fascism are brothers... both assume the superiority of the state to the individual... Classical Liberalism is about individual empowerment...

Capitalism and marxism are two sides of the same globalist individualist coin in which the jew can exist in both and in fact both work towards the dismantling of the racial community in order to " protect " minorities.


Economics are a side issue and surely irrelevant towards the main goal. The main goal is preservation of race. As such Marxism and Capitalism are and always have been comrades in the destruction of the racial community and we saw them ally in ww2 fittingly.

Non-white population unironically quadrupled in Canada over the past 30 years. Next year, you're expected to be in the 75-79% range. Divorce laws are even more insane in your country (not trying to be a dick, just honest) and most Canadians pride themselves on their liberal insanity. They will have no problem doubling down on immigration, welfare and public housing for non-whites, all in the name of your economy and workforce. A workforce you simply cannot replace at current rates.

Its going to happen man. You'll be in the shitter with us soon, and not even a single Trump to be a public shitlord for you. I don't want it to happen, but 60% white will probably happen to you, in our lifetime, like I said.

you faggots did it to yourselves

canadians are not such cucks as you think

you just helped them rise as shitposters

If we went to 60%, you will be in the 30 percentile surely.

It occurs faster and faster the more you got.

>Just about every leafpost devalues the thread it was made it.
English, Pedro.

it's literally impossible for anyone to out shitpost me.

don't even try.

>If we went to 60%, you will be in the 30 percentile surely.

I don't want to fucking know this. Trump will win, the boarders will be taken care of, and welfare will stop subsidizing mass double digit IQ reproduction. (I quietly mutter this to myself every night so I don't lose sleep).

>It occurs faster and faster the more you got.

Couldn't be more aware of this. I've gotten to see entire once nice, even boring American cities turn into dangerous, graffiti covered shit in not even 30 years on this earth.

Why would we care about entertaining you though?

I don't care if i make some faggot I don't know laugh, all that matters is that i'm laffin. The fact that you guys take this shit so seriously is sad.