I would fuck her Sup Forums, would you?

I would fuck her Sup Forums, would you?

Sure would, id love to look at my goo falling out of her gaping asshole after id be done with her.

>I would fuck her Sup Forums, would you?
what kind of question is this, of course

Before I accidentally shut my dick in a car door, permanently ruining its ability to grow erect, I used to jack off to pornstars who would play the role of Sarah Palin.

Was good times desu.

No. She abandoned trump so she can go to hell. Also she cheated on her husband with a black guy.

Dude I've totally done this before. Sarah palin porn is hot as FUCK

MILF 10/10

Is this real? can you greentext it?

Yeah, I guess. I'd settle for anything at this point.

No she's white and i'm a proud race traitor that only fucks asian women

If your telling the truth, holy fuck story?

Would you fuck her?

> HER

i would impregnate her.

I would rape her racist ass. :)

I think rape is justified against racist people.

Must know how this happened

Dont care if its a trap, id give it the cream.

I would fuck anything that looks like a hot female, I dont give a fuck if its a >she

>Since Trump didn't pick her as VP there won't be an increase in Palin Porn

Wew lad

How the fuck do you close a CAR DOOR on your dick? Must see this greentext.

I need to know more.

She would probably take it gladly because I'm white.

Aw HELL yes I would. My only upset is that we have yet to see her topless or naked to some extent.

She never abandoned Trump. She's one of his staunchest supporters. WTF r u talkin bout

>be me during the summer of 2012
>wake up groggy as fuck
>decide im going to drive to the beach
>toss on clothes and drive despite still feeling tired
>get to the beach
>realize im a fucking retard and didnt bring swimming trunks
>remember that i have a pair in the back from a few days before
>shut the driver's side of my car door (have this compulsion where i cant keep more than one car door open at once, this is important)
>look around and make sure no one's around
>open back passenger's side and grab swimming trunks
>drop shorts that i threw on earlier
>dumbfuck brain reminds me that i forgot my wallet in the cupholders area
>still naked with lower body leaning in towards the inside of my car
>shut the passenger's door with my dick still inside of the car
>all of the fatigue and tiredness i felt earlier suddenly disappeared after feeling a surge of pain unlike any ive felt before
>scream and fall to the ground
>dick is still in the car door and the weight of my body is pulling towards the ground, stretching my dick further
>the pain increased substantially
>still yelling and screaming
>lift upper body and open the door, releasing my injured dick
>fall back to the ground
>yelling for help, dick is looking like a fleshy, mangled hourglass with blood spurting out of the top
>some dude on a bicycle rides by and sees me naked on the ground with tears in my eyes holding my dick
>asks me whats wrong
>yell "JUST CALL A FUCKING AMBULANCE FOR FUCK'S SAKE"
>he looks scared as fuck and dials for an ambulance
>they come and take me away
>still writhing in pain
>they administered a dose of diprivan to sedate me
>arrive at the hospital
>stay for a couple of days
>they do all sorts of tests, eventually given a catheter for temporary use
>doctor tells me flat-out that ive done permanent damage to the tissue in my penis
>fast forward to current year
>dick looks normal but no longer grows beyond half-chub, if even that

Your life must be a special kind of hell, penisbro

This is fucking golden.

Holy shit dude that fucking blows I am sorry to hear that but I also did just laugh at the fucking ridiculousness of it all.

I want to fuck her MILF footpussy so badly.

With a bullet, maybe. She ruined us up here.

>this fucking guy again

>her

No thanks. Already had some roast beef at Arby's.

Wow, if I were in your shoes I'd kill myself.

Post pics

Its not a trap you lazy fucks who never bothered to google.

I really want to fuck her as she looked in 08.

>when you click on the pic and she looks more jewish
ew bruh shes old and had to many kids. you can probably fit your entire leg in that vaj

when she was younger probably but shes old enough to be my mom

>It's Spring, 2017, Trump has just defeated ISIS and you are cruising down the highway on vacation. You see this on the side of the road, what do?

What do her feet smell like?

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Sarah Palin? Maybe.

Lisa Ann as Sarah Palin. Absolutely.

I'll look at her lovingly deep into her eyes and say:
"Ay yo baby you want some fuck?"

I hate porn versions of people. They should have gotten an amateur.

>women

>your mother will never be this hot

why bother living

In a second

no way palin's tits are as fucked up as lisa ann's botched boob job

serves you right for saying desu

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MILF sweat and pheromones.

i would slather my cock in her diarrhea and masturbate with it, then cum, them masturbate again with shit/cum concoction. then i would eat it