Jude Law

>Jude Law
>doesn't follow any jewish laws

loooool

give me another, op

loooool

Ayyy I geddit

>Matthew Broderick
>murders people with his car

>Will Smith
>probably won't ever work as a smith

>Emily blunt
>smokes a blunt

>James Woods
>not a single tree to be seen

>Arnold Schwarzenegger
>isn't an old black nigger

haha simply eric

LITTLE

WHITE

COCK

>Jim Carrey
>never seen hauling anything

he hauled his girlfriends carcass in to a graveyard

Uhm, Anglo-Saxon law is based in Judeochristian law so.....

>michael fassbender
>doesn't fassbend

>implying he doesn't carry every shitty film he's in

>Joaquin Phoenix


....

>Rip Torn
>neither ripped or torn

RIP Rip Torn

>Arnold Schwarzenegger
>isn't a black nigger

>river phoenix
>didn't come back to life after dying

He rose from his dead brother's ashes, you dip.

He's not dead

>not a stream of water

Go prep the bull, Heinrich

>steven seagal
>does not belong to the laridae family of birds

First time one of these made me chuckle

Have a you

haha oh nooo

>Reese Witherspoon
>usually not seen with a spoon of her possession

I think it's a misspelling of Fassbinder, the occupation of making barrels.

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