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PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

RED RAAAIIIIINNNNN

*darns your socks*

the dream

at time of writing i've never had sex

Crikey! I was looking to get a little hanky-panky and this one bloke gave me this number to call when I got across the pond

prefer not to say

big fan of Israel but I'm sad the Palestinians had to suffer for the perfidy of the Krauts

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*rapes you in Russian*

post porch and lawn
my cocaine

are irish americans really as big a meme as mcnulty is or is that just hollywood

Wrist a bit limp there

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FOG (Fuck off goy)

NOT THE LOLIS TOO

my mum used to grow weed and make me sell it when i was in high school

i've heard this situation is similar to the plot of the show weeds although i've never watched it

i'm manic-depressive bruce

>like the gays being bad and stuff? and the jews?
ah yes the Sup Forums literati

why does almost every libertarian reddit atheist teenager start out with watching Sam Harris and Christopher Hitchens and end up after a few years with reading Julius Evola and Oswald Mosley

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Don't like when girls dye their hair to the shade of an old woman.

To be fair anything produced in yankland is never worth watching as they are tools of the jew

LUPITA NYONGO

>wake up
>imola 1994 still happened

hate hitler
love are mos
simple as

there's a polyglot Russian Jew with Finnish and Israeli citizenship studying in Oxford and doing a semester internationally at my college
He is literally an international playboy
Feel a bit jealous

hailing like mad

how'd the date go then ed

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>sixteen years of age
Laboar seeking to rig electorate in its demographic favor.

beat the shit out of him

we still good for tomorrow then?

how does pintgf manage to be ugly and cute at the same time

do something illegal

not him but i didnt have one, got the wrong guy i reckon

Why did they build a replicant to need glasses?

no idea
maybe her being ugly makes her approachable, attainable, and cute

I like the Chinese because Chinese people are very practical
Chinese philosophy is all about "I don't wanna hear about your stupid metaphysical wank, just get to work and don't fuck around"

top bants

>car to do list:
>refurbish brake calipers
>replace suspension bushings
>respray bumpers
>refurbish wheels
>new front tyres
>new clutch

Irish Americans aren't a meme but different people settled in different areas. And hate it or not europeans but that does matter tangibly.
Just like the polack bullshit with sobotka. Polish is a pretty uncommon descendency here but in certain areas its highly concentrated. Baltimore is one of those areas
Irish is east coast mostly. McNulty is pretty stereotypical but it doesn't have shit to do about "irish blood" or some meme like that. It's not like Irish people invented alcoholism and being confrontational

The Nazis were mega autists

big man with tiny glasses is the patrician trope

the replicant is organic so presumably will deteriorate similarly to a normal human

wew lad

he probs doesn't need glasses but wears them to look human

>having a wank
>get lonely and tears start rolling down my eyes

feel a bit embarrassed when one of my countrymen goes on a pretentious rant in a thread

so what i get from this is that jazz was invented by beethoven

i think anyone who thinks pintgf is ugly is really deluded

no shit they were german

sucking a nigger

Mao reminds me of those Total War players who take over a map with all the terrible tier 1 units despite overwhelming resistance of tier 3 armies

but beethoven was black anyway so it all works out

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sleet atm

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Haven't played total war since medieval 2. You can play campaign online now?

bit cold out

but what did he identify as

I heard Dave drive that van into those ramadani muslims.
>F1 will never be as good again

Yeah. Co-op or head to head.

they didn't like jazz because people danced to it which they thought was improper

those are some tiny glasses

it's like if stephen king had a baby with bluto

based dave

>n-word

joining the joining the nazbol gang gang

my dick just twitched while pissing and it shot urine on my leg
irritating

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*WHOOSH*
>A loud noise smashes through user's window

user:W-What was that!?
Tony: Its me, user...
user:Tony! What are you doing here!?
Tony: Im here for you user...
user: Tony...

>Tony sharply shushes user with his index finger. pressing it soft yet firmly against his lips.

Tony: Everything will be okay user...

>Tony and user quickly embrace, feeling each others warmth. user stop crying as his penis becomes erect.

Tony Abbott 2020

*bruuuupppp*
oops haha lol sorry about that

every 6 months or so I remember that schumacher is still a vegetable and I search for any news about him but there's rarely anything

reminder this is the emma watson scatposter

guy is not big enough and glasses are not small enough

Very interesting. Real fun games desu.
I almost never did the real time battles so i never saw the appeal of online but id love to play an online campaign like that

is middle the patricians choice?

Anyone else getting hayfever already?

holy moly

>I almost never did the real time battles

Why even play a Total War game then?

Seriously? The fart whilst sitting on face jackass?

might treat myself to a holiday out where i grew up x

when I read about all the amazing foreign policy Britain executed without international scandal or without the aid of a multinational coalition it makes me feel insecure and inferior

for your thighs only

It's the 1th of February!
A pinch and a punch for the first day of the month!

time to pop down to the dealership before she fails her next MOT

auto-resolving subhumans should be hung high

Based Brosnan you can just tell he's a feeder. Stuffs her full of cake and pie every night.

yeah. if you check the archives he posted his hairy hand and the folder of pics

Reminder that all crime is legal for the duration of the blood moon tonight, lads.

tony abbott is a useless traitor

cuddling the gf's teddy hehe

how is he a traitor

Blood moon doesn't actually start til like 4am

g'day g'day, how ya goin!

Woke up quick at about noon
Just thought that I had to be in Compton soon
I gotta get drunk before the day begins
Before my mother starts bitchin' about my friends
About to go and damn near went blind
Young niggas at the pad, throwin' up gang signs

depends where you are in the world

When's the crip moon? Wahoo :D :-D >:-D