What's up, mah muggas?
Not a dream! Not a hoax! Not an imaginary story! In this storytime, the New Mutants DIE!
PREVIOUSLY ON X-MEN:
The Great X-Men Storytime - Vol. 4: Mutant Massacre (Part 5)
John Flores
Grayson Russell
>that Lila shirt
Joshua Scott
Hey kids, didya know John Wayne was a white supremacist? True story!
Asher Hernandez
To think I was waifuing Rhane over Illyana when I was a teen...
Ian Ramirez
Whoopsie daisy.
Xavier Gonzalez
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Jason Wilson
Rahne plays World of Warcraft?
Nathan Morales
Oh calm down, it was probably just something in the popcorn.
Josiah Rogers
>Up, up and away!
Brandon Jenkins
...
Samuel Wright
...
William Reed
>super-Avengers or whatever
Liam Jenkins
>She's green!
>She's gorgeous!
>Murray!
Lucas Ross
>You're a credit to your people, son
Andrew Cox
...
Jeremiah Watson
...
Lincoln Carter
Calm down, kids. She'll be back. They all come back.
Cameron Sanders
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Gabriel Rivera
That is not how a swastika looks.
Easton Walker
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Hunter Bell
...
Aaron King
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Owen Thompson
>asshole has the gall to play dead just to fuck with them
Caleb King
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Camden Rivera
This is horrifying. I love it
Connor Reed
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Matthew Cox
The end.
Well, that's all for today, tomorrow we go back UXM since we don't have any more issues of this to read! 'till then!
Liam Campbell
...
seriously?
Robert Wood
Most accurate depiction of fighting an all powerful being.
Julian Jenkins
Nah. I just needed a bit of a break.
Love this cover btw
Brody Green
As you may remember, the New Mutants were previously resurrected in Secret Wars II #9. NM #37 was the last of the SWII tie-ins so we're officially out of event territory for now.
Alexander Thomas
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Hunter Peterson
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Luis Cruz
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Gabriel Moore
I believe it.
Noah James
Love this sequence. So creepy.
Carter Flores
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Kayden Walker
>Only you would be able to mindrape these kids back into composure
Eli Ross
Shouldn't have left the backdoor open.
Brandon Cook
They never really did anything with the "everyone who knew them forgot about them" plot. I guess they got resurrected to fast.
Angel Stewart
Oh c'mon Mags, what could POSSIBLY go wrong?
Dominic Diaz
That's a totally innocent kiss on the cheek
Jace Perry
Flying through rings?! Oh no...
Jason Perry
Yeah, that would have been interesting but I guess Claremont wasn't really interested on following that little subplot.
Andrew Anderson
user please, they're soulmates, nothing more!
Jackson Price
Geez, Mags.
Isaac Young
Fucked up.
Zachary Reyes
Haha, great fucking cameo.
Nathan Green
...
Caleb Edwards
Stevie, the rest of the NM may be lame compared to Illyana but you don't have to say it in front of them
Adrian Phillips
>did it have to be so melodramatic?
I mean, this is Claremont we're talking about, Maggie.
Jacob Nelson
>you will never get life advice from a frog
Isaac Fisher
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Noah Myers
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Charles Sanchez
>Also, you're the only people who think dressing all in magenta is a sensible fashion choice!
William Lewis
This kid is such a creep.
Jackson Lopez
>THINGS GET WORSE
What could POSSIBLY go wrong?!
Benjamin Howard
A wild digital letters page appears!
Andrew Thomas
No, yeah, that looks OK to me, nothing wrong there.
Christian Morales
I like how Emma covered her legs this time around, it's winter fer chrissakes!
Brandon Perez
Pretty sure that's a colorist fuck up.
Angel Campbell
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Aiden Howard
>Death
>and life
Geez, get over yourselves, you emos!
Jaxon Rodriguez
>Buenas dias
You tried.
Jack Miller
Poor Catseye :(
Jayden Garcia
If so, it's a pretty consistent fuck up since it's present this whole issue!
Nolan Rivera
And you were complaining about melodrama, Magneto?
Nicholas Brown
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Grayson Turner
>rahne in the back row
Emma should fire that photographer
Benjamin Davis
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Chase Foster
Hello my baby, hello my honey....
Jacob Gonzalez
>Oh!
>Two humanoid wolves making out?!
>Now that's one mental image that won't let me sleep tonight
Brayden Reed
How can you not trust a gal with that kind of smile.
Eli Taylor
At least she didn't see that What If where Rahne ends up giving birth to puppies.
John Bailey
>Oh hello Danielle, izzat your twin sister? Hic!
Elijah Myers
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Jackson Cox
>Warlock is coded black
James Rivera
Jaysus. is that the what if they had stayed in Asgard?
Adam Martinez
:3
Jace Howard
>shirt of a lumberjack
>leotard of a superhero
>hat of a valkyrie
Moonstar fashion.
Brayden Mitchell
>I stay all night catching up with Netflix
Luke White
>naked Mags
You're welcome, lads and lasses.
Samuel White
PFFT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Tyler Barnes
It's no M O N G U L but it'll do I suppose.
Jaxon Powell
I like how he goes through the effort of creating their effigies just to destroy them, and even gives them smug smiles.
Charles Ramirez
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Ryan Bailey
>KLANG
Joseph Cook
Yes. I'm regretting deleting it now, I should have at least saved that panel.
Nathaniel Brooks
>The videocom is system is programmed to show our callers computer generated facsimiles of us in costume, regardless of how we really look
How dramatically convenient!
Dylan Gomez
You have to remember, this comics where made before the internet. So, there was no real way to research what bondage gear looked like, except through PERSONAL EXPERIENCE.
Camden Lee
Whoa, I'm pretty distracted today, huh
Andrew Price
>that Asgardian dullard, Thor
kek
Adrian Baker
Emma still has her super villain craftiness
Would be a shame if there was an error and the wrong person appeared in the wrong costume
Aaron Cooper
I'm sure good ol' Chris had plenty of that.
Austin Davis
>flying through rings again
Truly, the New Mutants are living a waking nightmare.
Xavier Brooks
Found it.
Christian Bell
>Hercules with Wasp's body
Ayden Rogers
Captain American further proving his hatred of muggas.
They're trapped in an N64 game
Nolan Cox
It's like living Superman 64!
Cooper Ramirez
Congrats Emma, those are almost sensible clothes.