>be walking home
>suddenly, Australian tourist walks up to you and says
"Hey mate, this country of yours is quite boring, what do you do for fun around here?"
>wat do?
Be walking home
Ethan Cruz
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Camden Clark
your mum
Joseph Hernandez
>aussie
Take him to a sports bar with a rugby game on so he can drink and automatically charm mutt women with his accent. When he gets completely swarmed by them I'll make my escape without paying. The perfect crime.
Charles King
Well why the fuck did you come to Newcastle? Of course it's boring.
Carter Fisher
Just VB yourself
Luke Morris
Usually fuck your mum while you're at bothering cunts on the street
Liam Flores
Why are you up so late?
Adrian Diaz
Fuck off
You most likely work in the city so you know all the normie bars
Kayden Hall
>spain
>boring
ignore him because he is clearly meantlly challenged
Josiah Peterson
look at him of course he is
Blake Gonzalez
Christopher Bell
*glass the cunt*
Ryder James
Invite him to whiskey and drink until one of us passes out.
Ryder Cox
I don't know, but have you played Elite: Dangerous?
Tyler Lee
Yes, I know. Berlin is quite boring.
Why don't you come home with me and we drink some of my homemade Rübenwasser, yesss?
Ayden Morris
say
cunt, put a shrimp on the barbie
then leave suddenly
Aiden Hughes
Right answer
Brody Lee
ged glazzed haha :D
Benjamin Baker
h-hold still lebo man....my fukin coin slot eyes don't provide enough area of vision to see u if u move around...right there thanks
Austin Parker
Sell his organs.
Julian Brooks
Wtf are those tassles on the hat for? Are they meant to confuse predators?
Asher Torres
They're meant to keep the flies away from your face.
Landon Diaz
scares flies away
Carson Barnes
throw eggs at random stragglers after a friday night bash.
if anyone chases the car longer than a street we stop and all 4 of us get out wearing ski masks and see their next move