Tfw i had to quit my job today because i couldn't pass a drug test

>tfw i had to quit my job today because i couldn't pass a drug test
When will marijuana become legalized in the US?

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>not buying fake pee
>smoking when you know you may be tested

You're just an idiot OP.

kill yourself, degenerate

I think you mean
>tfw I break the law and get caught and suffer the consequences
When will it be legal to break the law?

I had to quit because ppl were drawing swastikas on my locker

marijuana is the ultimate jew. it promotes race mixing like nothing else on this earth. a single puff is enough to take the innocence of every white woman in the nation.

singapore has it right. every drug user should be executed without trial.

>fell for the herbal Jew

Weed makes you stupid, user. Used to smoke erryday and fuck hella sloots.

That all makes you depressed because you don't DO anything.

MDMA, LSD, Coke, and research chems are white men drugs. Leave weed to the dindus and 14 year old whores.

wa state they can deny you a job if you consume nicotine. or pot.

t. surgery nurse unemployed uh six years? purdy neet

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why would you partake if you knew you had to take drug tests dumbass

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>smoking pot

gtfo and go back to with your degeneracy and unemployment check

While I don't think pot should be illegal, it is, and you are a moron.
You disregarded the possible consequences for your actions. You get no sympathy here.

>in after shitposters

Do not expect the federal government to EVER legalize it. This is going to happen state by state. Move to one of the states where it's legal now, or just hang in there until yours stops fucking around. Understand this: workplaces will always have the right to fire you for any non-race/sex/gender/ethnicity reason. Even if you can smoke up legally, it doesn't mean businesses will stop drug testing.

quit smoking its retarded and a waste

Find a job where the employer isn't a dick about it. Shouldn't be too hard. The vast majority of people don't give a shit if you smoke now.

Just stop being a retarded fuck and stay off the drugs for christs sake. Have some self-control.

ALCOHOL AND TOBACCO ARE NOT DEGENERATE BECAUSE THEYRE LEGAL

TOTALLY I MEAN MARIJUANA ISN'T JUST A PLANT LIKE TOBACCO ITS EVIL

YES THE DEA SAID SO
THE WAR ON DRUGS WAS A GREAT THING TO HELP PEOPLE

ALCOHOL IS NOT DEGENERATE AND DANGEROUS

NOPE, LIBTARD SCIENTIST JUST TRYING TO PUSH THEIR PROPAGANDA HAHAH

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1 study out of thousands, please find me stats on how much damage cannabis causes.

>ill expect you to gasp at straws.

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I have no sympathy for drug users like you. How about you respect yourself and stay clean.

>unironically smoking pot

Smoke Zyklon next time my man.

doing drugs is cool

when was the last time you had alcohol you disgusting degenerate drug user?

How about caffeine? You disgusting drug user.

Even if it becomes legal doesn't mean your employer will stop testing for it.

>Don't smoke 30 days before you apply for a job or if you are currently in a job that drug
tests.

Or just take a job that doesn't drug test, genius.

alcohol and caffeine give you the motivation to do things. weed kills the motivation to do things. degenerate.

I'm not convinced that legalising marijuana is a good idea, but the criminal penalties are certainly way out of proportion for something as benign as possession.

That said you're a fucking idiot to smoke it when part of your employment contract is NOT to smoke it. Don't blame the government for not legalising it, or for your company for testing for it. The blame is solely on you for knowingly and wilfully violating your employment conditions.

Still a slave to the green Jew I see.

>Current year + 1
>Doing drugs

Fuck off. Go talk to reddit about your degenerate problems.

maryjane fucks up your head

elaborate?

chances are he would play gameboy on the job while having a mild buzz

> Alcohol
> increases productivity
Why don't you go smoke some meth? At least that actually does increase productivity.

>Alcohol gives you motivation
HAHAHAHA
Nice one

you could of just waited until you got the job to smoke you stupid piece of shit

>check

caffeine is an important asset in today's artificial environment, unfortunately.

It would be different if you lived on a farm.

he din du nuffin he a goo boi

This.
>stay sober for 2 weeks leading up to interview with mandatory drug test
>pass test, get hired, buy ounce, go home, smoke bowls, fuck bitches, all good

>fail to obey the law
>"w-when are they gonna revoke it reeeeee"

When you stop being a filthy degenerate druggie.

Never, degenerate freak.
Reported you to the FBI, hopefully you'll learn a lesson

ALCOHOL AND CAFFEINE GIVE YOU MOTIVATION TO DO THINGS

TOTALLY I KNOW MORE THAN THAN THE THOUSANDS OF SCIENTIST WHO HAVE QUANTIFIED THE DAMAGE

I MEAN IT DOESN'T COUNT THE AMOUNT OF PEOPLE THAT DIE BECAUSE OF ALCOHOL
ITS NOT ALCHOLS FAULT LOL

MARIJUANA KILLS MOTIVATION
CARL SAGAN HAD NO MOTIVATION BECAUSE HE SMOKED ALMOST EVERY DAY

AHHA YOU'RE GASPING AT STRAWS TRYING TO PROVE YOUR POINT BY SAYING A SMART SCIENTIST SMOKED POT AHHA

I AM NOT IDIOTIC ENOUGH TO BELIEVE THE PROPAGAND , I DONT TRUST THE GOVERNMENT BUT I TOTALLY TRUST THE DEA HAHHA

TOTALLY I KNOW RIGHT, EVERY STONER I EVER SAW WAS A DEGENERATE HAHA

I MEAN EVEN IF THE 2 STATES WHO LEGALIZED MARIJUANA FIRST HAD THE LEAST AMOUNT OF PAIN KILLER DEATHS SINCE THEN

OR THE FACT THAT DUIS HAVE GONE DOWN

ITS BECAUSE IT MAKES THME TOO LAZY TO DRIVE HAHAHAHA
DUHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ALSO PORTUGAL WAS SO STUPID TO DECRIMINALIZE ALL DRUGS, I MEAN THEIR ADDICTION AND DRUG RELATED DEATHS RATES WENT DOWN BUT THEY TOTALLY LOST MONEY LIKE THE DEA MAKES WITH THE WAR ON DRUGS

DUHHHH, THEY RUINED THEIR ECONOMY SAD!!!

HAHA I KNOW ITS OKAY, EVEN THOUGH CAFFEINE IS A POTENT DRUG ITS OKAY AS LONG AS DADDY DEA SAYS SO

DUDE

WEED

LMAO

Your anger is delicious.

yeah, cuz Singapore is so much better than here.

try harder shill. I 420 every chance I get and I have been in your position OP.

I just don't give a fuck anymore. I have been in so many fights and had to take anger management so many times that I just embrace the dank life now.

It's the only thing that keeps me from sperging out and wanting to punch everything. I've been like this since I was a little kid. I just get too damn punchy. Now when I feel that anxiety I hit the dank and forget why I was even riled up to begin with.

sad but true.

Top international co-operation.

Lol, were you the retard asking how to pass a drug test a day after smoking weed yesterday?

>being this angry

Just off yourself friend. You will always be a degenerate unemployed pothead.

Me angry, I'm laughing my ass off at the ironic idiocy of people who defend shit like alcohol, tobacco and caffeine when theyre so fucking destructive, then they say something like weed which has its cons but it doesn't even compare in damage to society and self.

Just because drugs should be legal doesn't mean the business doesn't have the right to not want a smelly high hippie as an employee

Should've let the yank delete his tbqhhun

dude you have to know how to use synthetic urine. Shit works like a charm

if you can't control yourself why not just kill yourself instead of making other people put up with your shit? so much for a board that believes in personal responsibility

degenerate faggot

I don't drink alcohol, I don't smoke tobacco nor cannabis, and caffeine fuck my intestines hard so I only drink decaf.

So fuck that, and fuck the liquid and herbal jew

Degenerate.
Where do you think you are?

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Does marijuana make you post in all caps? What a douche.

i literally made this thread to trigger you alt-right faggots

success

Tried it.

Failed miserably. They'll pass a stick test, but the second they're sent to a lab it's over. Either grab someone else's piss of the same sex as you or just give up.

I'm just having a giggle m8

shit like this is funny because it literally highlights people's idiotic biases and how much they grobble in propaganda and ignore reality as long as Daddy tells them its okay.

well done my trol

I smoke weed. I was like the fourth post on this thread. I'm stoned as fuck right now. But I work with family so I don't get tested. When I did work where I might get tested, I would either not smoke or accept I could lose my job because of it, when I was younger. I didn't cry about m-muh legalization.

possession of a reasonable amount shouldn't be a crime, as it's a waste of police and prison resources

"Jokes on you, I was just merely pretending to be retarded"

DUDE, WEED!! Come on bro, lets hit it. We are totally gonna chillax yo. I know this guy who sells da green you know what im sayin, he has the best stuff like, man, dude...


Again, remove yourself. You are a degenerate if you are 20+ and smoking da ganja. Good job, wigger.

Kill myself?

no. if you tried to be a little edgier you might come off as a man to be taken seriously, but I doubt it.

I would kill you though. no problem.

>tripfag

I work at a workplace that actually values it's staff myself included, and wouldn't risk firing skilled, hardworking workers by drug testing.

Go home after a hard days work and smomk that dank kush

Autism: the post.

my state isn't idiotic so I have nothing to worry about.

Have a comfy easy as fuck office job making 52l which is not a lot but my life is so fucking comfy and I smoke weed every fucking day.


calling me a
>wigger.

Everything about me is as white as possible, from practically listening to only white music to speaking proper english.

I would thrive in a racist town in poland.

Also Chopin would cry at the average amount of hatred your people have.

you're a dumbass, it's legal in my state and employers still require drug tests

>actual fag

suck uncle hitler's dick and maybe u get special surprise?

yeah, I've heard that states where it's legal are even more prone to testing.

Because it's fucking degenerate. Honestly we should have random state sanction drug tests and anyone found positive should be shot without trial.

Doesn't matter if it's legal an employer can impose any drug restrictions they choose

Stop fucking smoking anyway. 9/10 smokers are worthless trash

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do it if you can little man. leftist piece of shit. always appealing to the state.

i'm sure me smoking weed is keeping you from moving out of your mom's basement.

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good talk guys.

no i did

YEAH! Quit smoking the degenerate jew weeds user. And while you're at it stop putting any spices in your food. Thats degenerate too. Are you having fun? Stop that you degenerate!

And shave those side burns.

>Work as security guard
>Tested positively for weed three times in one year
>'how are you going to explain this?'
>'pretty simple, metabolites which are not evidence of being high last up to three days in saliva and I won't stop smoking in my free time just to make you suits happy, I can find another job within two days'
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>Didn't get fired because even when high as shit I'm still more competent than 80% of company
>No drug tests for the next 4 years because suits don't want to lie about results neither waste swabs
>Mfw still smoking and drinking at every single shift without problems