/cum/ - Canada, USA and Mexico

Brady edition

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Fuck drumpff

Not going to post in the dane thread.

tom brady = German blood
giselle bündchen = German blood
donald trump = German blood

uhh we don't use the "tr*mp" word here, sweetie. Please use the more adequate "drumpf".

Why didn't you vote for bernie?

>going outside and lining up for anyone
no thanks
gonna wait for primaries to adopt a mail-in ballot system too

thoughts on this negro female's thoughts on henry kissinger (german blood)

Because I unironically voted for Rand.

But why would you not vote for him (if we assume you would want to go outside lining up for anyone)

good post

confusing post

i'd have to be a braindead idiot who bought into actual fake news to not vote for him

guys I am worried, I am HIV positive and I think I just gave myself AIDS by shoving my bare dick into my own ass (I usually use a condom). I am scared guys

this is seriously cute

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I went to Sup Forums and thought that I was on /qa/ for a second

might as well be
Sup Forums is really mean

EVERYONE, I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE

i gotta pee

Have to*

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evens make food at home
odds get subway

Hmm

its a canadianism
You wouldnt understand

i was waiting for you guys in the other thread

slept for 10 hours tilll almost noon buds

sry bud

>sleep for 10 hours
>still feel extremely tired all day
What the fug

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>internet shitting itself again

well put some diapers on him lmao

really don't want to go outside and do anything again today :I

you have to cana.

its too cold dana

cute girl called me a cutie at work today
feeling pretty okay today

wonder where that brit that is in calgary is staying...could always go murder him i guess

won't last tbqh

oh I know
that's why I'm trying to milk it for all it's worth before tomorrow takes me back to usual

ur welcome

>roommate used my ocktoberfest mug without asking
>leaves it lying in the cesspool of dirty water he never drains in the sink
>now it looks like a glass biohazard

suck

him off to teach him a lesson

but thats gay

not if done in anger

the fuck?

I wish girl were attracted to me

gym

>not if done in anger

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im right here

only shallow roasties care about fit body. as long as your not fat it's fine

I wish I could tell when girl were attracted to me.

wrong. Girls have that shit hardwired into their brain from evolution, of course they’re going to be attracted to the fit male but you’re right about th second part though

hope that brit in calgary is enjoying the weather

Both are wrong, some girls actually seek out fat and chubby guys because it reminds them of their father figure.

i'm going to the gym just to impress /cum/ girls

we call them "thots"

you mean prime wife material

they usually are some of the more wholesome girls in my experience

>you mean prime wife material

a woman who loves her father loves her husband

thots are nice. they make my willy feel funny.

@85043545

What makes anime obsessed virgins without friends on a study abroad semester experts on women

quite literally just went to a bar with people yestersday, you autistic inbred

I've had a girlfriend
Am more alpha than any of you

their dating sim knowledge

saved for editing purposes

guess i'll go to the store now

>I'd be in shorts and t-shirt there at 12c (50f). Just came back from Quebec city where it was -40c. Here in Boston it's routinely -10c.

for some reason people wearing shorts in winter trigger the shit out of me

FLY EAGLES FLY

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I went to a catholic high school and wee wore uniforms, I would always wear shorts in the winter though

i want to fly like an eagle

JUST

I recently found out men have penis and they can get big and hard and it had me wondering what would happen if someone put it up my wee bum

Need a majin android 21 mommy gf

why are you deleting this shit????

18 > 21

debate me

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because i have to pay child support and i never get to see them

i just made myself depressed

i want to kms

dont do that

why is the guy white when the commander in chief was black

fuck drumpf

/deutsch/

RAUS >>>/brit/

I feel as though German women Yell loudly during sex, cause they’re a loud people and what not

They are both good

the funny thing is that any time there are more than two active /cum/ posters ITT I can say with absolute certainty that at least half of them can not see their own dick when standing because americans are SO FAT

i wouldn't be able to tell you, only ever had sex with Asians

REIN>>>>/Achse/

that hitler doll is looking mighty comfy

>only ever had sex with Asians

you must be ugly

best man

Ich bin eigentlich kein Italiener

Heim ins Reich, Kamerad

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how do we attract new audiences to /cum/
our current business model is unsustainable

more Mecha and tiddies

beautiful women

Be more American.
Post guns, tornados, etc

did somebody say mecha?

Asian supremacy