ITT: Shit that was on TV that you've jacked off to

ITT: Shit that was on TV that you've jacked off to

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especially the blonde in green

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Literally the perfect woman

God she still gets my dick hard.

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The commerical they showed late on Comedy Central

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I was actually raised in Lebanon, for some reason completely beyond me that exasperates and befuddles me to this day, the movie channel there used to play Bedazzled like every night. Anyways, I would always make believe im asleep, then when my mom would go to bed, id quietly tiptoe to the living room and sit in the dark and turn on the tv and watch on mute and fap to Liz Hurley. One time, my mom got up suddenly in the middle of the night to drink water, so i turned off the tv quickly and jumped up and acted as if I was sleepwalking. My mom got so scared and worried, she brought steel reinforcements for the windows and balcony (we lived on the 8th floor) because she was worried i would fall off the balcony sleepwalking. I feel bad to this day for scaring my mom, especially since shes gone now, but those nights with Liz were MAGICAL desu

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What a great show.

i was around 11 or 12 when i finally learned how to fap and was scared of going to porn sites. i constantly jacked it to the disney channel whenever i had the chance. I would do it in the middle of the day on the living room floor with my siblings upstairs and my mom in the kitchen. pic related, shot quite a few blanks to ashley tisdale. to this day, I still wonder how I never was caught.

Anything with Nigella Lawson in it.
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reminder that they're pancakes

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A year later and Im still not tired of turnaround girl.

>tfw never see this rack in HD much less nude
"just shoot me" indeed hahaha no seriously

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best we got

many, many lost to Neve Campbell back in the Scream days. Wore right through the scream 1 VHS. It blew my mind when she finally got them out for the world to see.

This thread is giving me a boner.

damn

I spent an entire summer in 7th grade jerking furiously to Regan in The Exorcist. I would close my eyes and rewind certain scenes over and over to hear her guttural moans and screams and just beat myself off like a little bastard. Thinking back on it, that was kind of strange.

holy fucking shit dude

Do any Canada bros remember a late night show called Italian bikini carwash or something.


Two guts would bring in their cars and have to answer trivia questions and the more questions they got right the skimpier the carwash got. Where can I watch that now?

I find that hard to believe when you're willing to jerk off to what amounts to 2 minutes of a black man singing.

i'm so fucking conflicted fapping to her. Steve's like our national hero and here i am fapping to his daughtter

sorry Steve ;_;

>no mention of watching gross, sweaty people on Real Sex
Was I the only one who reduced my bebis to powder over that?

Robin Meade

i've posted it before

but i'll post it again

I jerked off to wendy williams tits because my mom left it on TV one morning

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Well, I'm brazilian so there's a lot of stuff. Google "banheira do gugu" and have fun.

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There was some late night TV show here in the UK when I was a kid that filmed fly on the wall footage of normal couples having sex at night in order for some 'sexpert' to improve and evaluate their sex Lives.

I had my first intense orgasm to some fat couple locked around each other moaning and panting. Felt good.

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We need more scenes like this in america

mtv undressed

what the fuck is this deja vu shit
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I already had one cause I'm watching Striptease right now and holy shit Demi Moore is hot in this. Perfect tits too

What a time to be 10 that was.

who is shw

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nossa

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any fellow uk fags can appreciate Babestation in terms of childhood wanking

some endless 8 shit

her nips slipped btw

I'm not even a Bong and I've been beating to this for the past two days; I didn't know Brits could show such stuff.

I guess it has to do with something about just everyday people being so exposed and glamorized that is alluring to me?

>dem 10/10 MILF titties

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>didnt end with "user i know what you've been up to and i can help you with that"

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Sexcetera

wtf I made this post yesterday. Why are you reposting the entire thread you autistic fuck

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This is my fetish, thanks for sharing. Too bad I'm on my no fap week.

wew lad this show

The only jerkable stuff on this is when the girls comment about a guys penis. It's showing some form of lust.

That bunny ranch show on hbo? I think. Lost a lot of seeds to that one.

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nah I'm all about the pussi, ass, and tits. I just watch episodes online muted so i dont have to hear that grating english accent.

WKRP in Cincinnati

fap fap fap

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Morticia Addams in that black and white 70s show

I don't know why but I used to bust a nut for Helen Hunt everyday when Mad About You was on. Fran Drescher and her drained my semen when I was a teenager.

lmao nigga u gay

Was like 13 or 14 and had no internet. This was on cable one night. Movies awful but Jennifer Love Hewitt wears a lot of low cut tops. Idk at one point she's wearing some tube top thing and I got one of the hardest erections of my life. I wasn't even expecting it. My sister was asleep on the sofa so I had to put a blanket over myself and beat it mercilessly. I still jerk of to it occasionally, for old times sake.
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Fucking this

>jacking off to howard sterns voice and his disgusting kike face

>to this day, I still wonder how I never was caught.
user
Your mom probably let you flip them out because she was to scared to say anything

> howard stern
> boner lost

I thought that was hillary duff and this was some tickling fetish clop from nickelodeon. My dick is disappointed now.

I was caught by my brother, wanking to babestation in the living room when I was young. I would sometimes risk it during the day by putting babestation on, on mute, when my parents were in the other room and switching channels as soon as they came in. No idea where I got those balls from. I suppose the need to masturbate was much stronger as a pubescent boy.

This was fap kino. Also Latin Lover on Tela-Latino

> be me
> australian police drama Cop Shop
> only watch it because Lynda Stoner's tits
> preview shows next week's epsiode
> she's going under cover as a model
> she has to wear a thin dress and walk into a fountain
> carefully arrange everything for that night
> idz habbening
> she walks towards the fountain with her tits preceding her like twin zeppelins, much better than in that stupid playboy shoot
> asshole friend from school calls, parents make me answer it
> he won't fuck off
> get back to teev
> it's over
> i go to school the next day and bludgeon him to death with a desk

Every Sunday I'd save a load up for her that night.

most of everything that comes out on mexi-channels

HBO late night

> when a paperclip in the cable box opened up a whole new world

Fuck I miss those days

the real world, i only watched a couple seasons of it, i think it was san diego and philadelphia, they both had a girl with huge tits

God bless Howard for giving me a tickling fetish

>Not for Pegs
Shit taste, man.

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the good old days. cable was basically porn with hotter chicks.

I guess a lot of 90s music videos would count...

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its risky jerking off to howard stern, because you never know when they will cut to his face or gary's face

It was living on the edge back then. Todays kids know nothing.

Dropped many loads to this show as well as all the pornstars and hot girls that were on Howard Stern's E! show

I wanted to bury my face in that snatch real bad

You guys are creeping me out, this is post for post almost exactly the same thread as the one I saw this morning.

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She says she hates wearing panties

why is every single post here the same as the last thread

source?

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