How would it go?

How would it go?

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Spider-Man?

Batman. He's got me.

From going off of what i've seen, i'm fucked.

>How would it go?

Star Butterfly

I fear for my safety.

Oh, she's DEFINITELY gonna get me loose, holy shit is she powerful, but....

I fear for my safety.

If anime counts, than one of the guys from Active Raid or if it's cartoons, one of the Real Ghostbusters.

Seems good enough.

Matt, no. I'm not worth it.

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Last cartoon I watched was Justice League unlimited, it was a Wonder Woman/Martian manhunter episode, so yes.

Hank Hill
I can only imagine

Justice League : God's and Monsters so Superman aka Hernan Guerra

>Clarence

It somehow works out

>Star Trek TAS
getting me a ride on the Enterprise

I'm good.

Same

He somehow gets me out of it, however makes me really depressed and I kill myself

Brock Samson

50/50 I live or die hilariously. Probably maimed even if I live.

Ransom notes just piled in the mailbox, Dan is watching TV.

You are rescued but turned into a dog in the process.

They rescue you with no issues, but you'll still never rut Jeanine's jew asshole, so why even live?

You win.

"Now sir, I'm gonna haf ta ask you to release user over there, or I'm gonna kick your ass!"
And then the plot or Hank's stare wins the day.

It was a fantasy.

You're good, but it was somehow your fault because you had a vice in the first 5 minutes of the episode.

>You shouldn't go to those splicer nudie clubs, user. They're dangerous.

Looks like I gotta believe in Steven.

>Gaston

Hey I might be--

>YTP version of Gaston

I'm screwed

Just finished watching this movie, I think I'm in pretty safe hands.

I'm good.

What are my odds Sup Forums?

Uh, saw the outro for Star vs Evil when my nephew was watching it. I barely know the series, let alone watch much cartoons on tv these days.

Yeah, I don't think this will work out well.

I was recently watching Teen Titans vs Justice League and the last thing I saw was Raven. But watching a video right now and seeing Sonic Sez talk about avoiding being touched.

Might be saved, but I'm pretty sure that I'm fucked.

>Bojack Horseperson
i'm fucked

reward her your dick

Well atleast it will be a somewhat wacky clipshow.

Omnipotent space princess with wand of unlimited magic.
Also a psychotic loon.

Do my chinese girl cartoons count?

You get saved but it ends up being one of those "bad end" episodes.

The last person I saw was Darkseid in an episode of Superman TAS.

I'm sure he can stop the kidnappers.

I have faith in Archer

I would also like to know this, because I just saw some Ranma 1/2.

She'd probably go back to Ben for a good fuck.

Donatello.

I'm probably okay, but i probably have to sweat it for a few minutes while he/they get their shit together.

>Samurai Jack,
fuck yeah.

I will.

Generator Rex. I'm feeling pretty safe, as long a he doesn't accidentally kill me

I'm fucked.

rip

Spider-Man, I have this in the bag and I get to here some funny jokes. Hopefully I can convince him to let me buy him lunch.

>Cartoon.

That's right

Last cartoon i saw was Archer. I don't know who was the last person i saw but id say my chances are pretty good. I would definitely get hurt in some way though

Same, except it was the episode with Supergirl, Stargirl, Green Lantern, and Stripe.

Mike Tyson, I'm sure you know how that will end.

I guess some things are more important than Jawbreakers after all.

g1 megatron

Do Chinese cartoons count?

Nah, he'll charge you a quarter.

Kerub from Dofus. I... I think i'm good but everyone and everything else isn't.

Well it's only 1/2 so it only half counts I guess. Please kill me.

God damn it.

Hey Carl!

>Aku, the Shapeshifting Master of Darkness
this would be a good episode

Just slit my throat. I'm dead either way.

>decided to watch some classics this weekend
>see this thread
Run far run fast kidnappers, it won't be enough. Pity about all the collateral damage though, but it isn't their fault.

I don't know if this is a good thing with her mood swings

>Spock
Fuck yeah, I'm getting to ride in the Enterprise. And the crew had a lot more aliens in the cartoon, so maybe I'll get to fug a xeno chick.

>Undertaker

I'm not so sure about this.

Bye-bye me.

Rick
He'd probably forget about me within like 5 minutes of the show and I'd be gone forever

Here here.

>Courage the Cowardly Dog
Pretty good actually.

They're superheroes, I'll probably be fine.

Mike Tyson?
This... this could go either way.

I'm good

They're a team so they count as one. I'm in pretty good hands.

Samurai Jack. I wait for a while but he shows up in the last five minutes and saves me.

watching teen titans go with my kids.
I'll be saved but I have to listen to jokes only elementary aged kids would find funny the whole time and beast boy's whiny voice.

if anime counts then it looks like everything will be All might

Well, I'm fucked.

>Steven Universe
Assuming he can get the gems' help I'm fine. If not, it might take a few day for him to dream his way into my mind and find out where I am, and even longer for him to somehow convince my captors to let me go instead of just hitting them, but I'd still probably be okay.

>How would it go?

Rick Sanchez. I think I'm safe

Butcher

Ditto.

I'll be fine, Jaime's perfectly competent.

Rick Sanchez.
So... this could go either way, really.

I think I'm going to be ok, until I get horrible killed by a monster during the fighting.

I am completely fucked.

>making the distinction between anime and cartoons.
Fucking Weeb.

Unless the kidnapper uses the mandatory minute long assembly sequence to kill you.

Gumball Watterson.

Fuck me.

I just had to watch an old episode of pokemon on Netflix

At least I'm been kidnapped by team rocket and I know ash will go out of his way to rescue me

I think I'm good

If I recall correctly, that would be Saitama.

I'm fine.

This could really go in either direction really quickly, but I know at least there will be some great music.
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I'm fucked

ah, fuck

Oh, they fucked up.

>Marge Simpsons

I dunno what to think.

Should be okay, will probably end up being sold to deathstroke but eh.

I'm sure her uncanny knowledge of architecture and/or narcotic substances will come in handy in SOME way, user.

>Steven Universe
...If hadn't turned on the TV I would have old man Jack or Aku's daughters out to bust me out.

If it's just Steven I'm boned, if he has the Crystal Gems I'm sure I'll be fine eventually.

welp im fucked.

Well unless I'm being held captive within a sporting goods store located beside a subway joint, I don't think I'm going to make it.

steven universe

i really don't need a fourteen year old seeing me get a boner from a kidnapping

tom and jerry have saved a kidnapped person before in their first movie.

Wh-Who's kidnapping me?

I get Booster, Mira, and XR.

Buzz Lightyear is in a full body-cast.