FACT 1 >Trying a cigarette when you're a teen does not make you a 'wild child'.
FACT 2 >Smoking weed at a music festival does not make you a 'wild child' (see Fact 1).
FACT 3 >Teens are supposed to experiment. It means they are normal. This experimentation reveals nothing about the teen's parent other than that they are probably normal too. Quite frankly I would be far more worried about my kids if they never experimented than if they did. Malia Obama seems pretty damn normal to me. Fine job, Barack and Michelle.
FACT 4 >Malia Obama is a normal human person. She is not the 'All American Girl' or 'America's Sweetheart' or a role model for the youth of the world.
ACT 5 >Malia Obama is a student at Harvard University, one of the most prestigious schools in the world. Clearly the fact that she once smoked something that may or may not have been weed is not negatively impacting on her intelligence or education.
FACT 6 >It is not nice to take photos of a teenager at a party and share them with the media. Whoever took those pictures at the music festival should be ashamed. Kids have a right to privacy, particularly when out with people they consider their friends.
FACT 7 >Whichever editor bought those pictures and splashed them all over their tabloids should also be ashamed. Of course, they won't be, but they should. Give the kid a break.
FACT 8 >This is absolutely one of the least important political non-stories to come out of the United States. We have Donald Trump peddling hate. Hilary Clinton campaigning to be the first female President. Move along, people. Seriously. Just move along.
>be literally one of the most "privileged" teenagers in existence >instead of using that position to become some academic or intellectual you turn into a degenerate because "lol experiments!" I'm sure she's going to be a genius in her 20's and 30's
Austin Lewis
>Malia Obama is a student at Harvard University, one of the most prestigious schools in the world.
implying she got in on merit
Asher Ward
She has a mustache though dude. How much can she really do?
Cameron Ward
Probably? I imagine she had a pretty rigorous academic life. Both of her parents have advanced degrees from Ivy League schools.
Henry Morales
Malia Obama -Not a wild child -Just experimenting -Perfectly normal -Harvard studnet
Bush Twins -Drunks like their father -Definitely wild children -Whores -Sluts
Fuck you, you two faced hypocrite. You're a fucking piece of shit.
Aaron Johnson
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Noah Watson
It's an academic crime to accept bribes and shit.
William Ward
I wouldn't want to be some loser faggot who hasn't tried weed before the age of 18. Good on her desu.
Christian Torres
Just jumping in to say I'm not terribly concerned about this topic.
Logan Stewart
They would let her in based on the prestige of being from a rich family alone. Harvard kids are the most pretentious, easily offended, cognitive dissonance filled people (at least their undergraduate population)
Pic related we are right next to each other
Lucas Brown
But that's all true, even Bush is happy its like that
Who else gets to rail coke off of their daughter's fake tits like Trump and Bush 1&2?
Zachary Miller
Under normal circumstances I wouldn't care, but I want the daughter of the man who could end DEA dispensary raids with the stroke of a pen to get raped in prison.
Jose Hughes
Chinks get into Harvard with bribes all the time
Eli Mitchell
She' will be the first black president of the united states and there's nothing you can do about it.
She's a beautiful and talented woman. Stay mad ausfag.
Anthony Miller
Normal for nigger children. You are right.
Adrian Fisher
No one cares about King Nigger's whore daughter
Joseph Kelly
FACT OP IS A RETARD
Since when is it normal for kids to do stupid shit? I never smoked, taken drugs and am still a virgin (until marriage)
Yeah and what's it like being in the third world Ahmed?
Hudson Lopez
>STOP HAVING LIVES AND BEING SOCIAL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Sup Forums is /r9k/
Dominic Scott
Its not wrong to do that shit, people just make a big deal because hes the president daughter. Shes dumb because she gets caught doing it tho
Josiah Russell
Is this the real MIT admission letter? fucking lol
Brody Nelson
FACT >OP doesn't know the difference between a fact and an opinion.
Grayson Sullivan
Fuck you, stay away from my country sheepnigger.
Jeremiah Cook
expose the truth.
Cooper Powell
literally 90% of people dont get into ivy leagues based on their merit and research, you have to be an athlete, have a parent working there, legacy, minority, or be from a rich/powerful family. Pic related is better than ivies but only slightly
Jose Nguyen
She could follow in the footsteps of her father Michelle.
Nathan Powell
nah its something after the fact, the real admissions letter is a lot more formal this is just a meme they sent as an email 3 days after the official acceptance came through
Cameron Cook
ALOT of niggers twerk and smoke weed it's pretty much expected.
Jace Anderson
>This is awesome. You are awesome. And we have some awesome news for awesome you! This was written by a woman
Isaiah Thomas
last night we criticized all this for like an hour and then someone pointed out the picture is fake.
Jonathan Bell
Which they got admittance too, due to Muslim and Trans scholarships
James Morgan
This is what happens when you let touchy-feely effeminate babies take over universities. What a sad fucking joke.
If I was an alumnus, I would be ashamed. Thankfully my alma mater is one of the few who openly spits and laughs in SJW faces.
Angel Richardson
Legalize it....!
Come on Obama, it's 2016.
Hunter Williams
Check out the "delivery owls" line too. The whole thing is awful.
Colton Robinson
The only fact here is that this is yet another slide thread. Fuck off.
Aaron Adams
>Any questions? Is there a sextape out yet?
Jordan Gonzalez
>Be nigger >Do drugs
Carter Brooks
I'll agree with you that what Malia does makes no difference and that experimentation is perfectly normal, but when you say:
> We have Donald Trump peddling hate. Hilary Clinton campaigning to be the first female President.
You really need to present them the same because they are acting about the same. The only difference is that Clinton has media connections that Trump doesn't. Whoever the Republican nominee was to be, he would regularly be called racist by CNN, NBC, etc. regardless of the fact that the claim has no merit. That or make reference to Clinton trying to psyops her way to the presidency.
Brandon Murphy
Fucking liberal hypocrites and their fucking double standards. You fuckers won't get away with it. Malia Obama is a spoiled, pot-smoking bitch and she doesn't get a pass because she's the adopted daughter of Obama and his tranny "wife". It's time for you cum-guzzling pieces of shit to be judged on the same standard you fucks judge everyone else.
Camden James
Your future wife has, most likely, not been born yet.
Liam Reed
You know I know it's just KIWI shit posting but fucking this
it's similar to Emma watson, rich as fuck, academic as fuck what does she do? fuck billionaires as their second wife till she gets bored enough to attend brown
Malia will marry a rapper, do nothing but buzzword "advocate" work all her live and proceed to be another Jaden smith
Anthony Myers
Sucks to be you. Maybe if you had friends and weren't autistic someone would have offered you drugs or wanted to sleep with you.
Bentley Williams
Cool good for u user remember >INFILTRATE >ASSIMILATE >DISMANTLE
Kayden Parker
>But dude.....like....Weeeeeeddd man
Meanwhile this privileged chick is actually smart and doesn't act like a retarded faggot nig nog
Jaxon Jenkins
It's not that much better anymore
Chase Wright
wat
Landon Jackson
How's the jellyfish situation down there?
Benjamin Nelson
Gossip sites had her doing coke in Amsterdam. Its fine her father knows all about Arab Father rage ...
Andrew Robinson
Think you really nailed it with Malia. I can already see her dumb fucking tweets or whatever get passed around on social media like a Messiah. Muh experiences... She has been a politician's daughter her entire life I believe. Beyond that, daughter of affirmative action Ivy league parents.
Kayden Reyes
With dyed hair.
Jordan Russell
>stuff.co.nz This is the same site that artificially bumped "Donald Trump might be stupider than he lets on" to a fucking headline spot. Kill yourself, faggot.
Brayden Murphy
Come on now yankbro, we all know money buys degrees.
Samuel Perez
eh it has half the % of jews as the ivy leagues does, doesnt admit based on legacy, doesnt admit many people based on athletics and its minority % is low in comparison to ivies
that being said the minority % is probably due to the fact that so little apply and the female acceptance rate is twice that of males which is kind of ridiculous
Henry Williams
Eventually, colleges will need to establish "academies" for people to actually learn and share knowledge vital to society, so we can still have the appearance of affirmative action but not suffer its consequences.
Then again, we do have performance/results based success for much of STEM.
Aaron Perry
> ???
Zachary Phillips
Why are you sage posting to defend this little negress sage like anybody gives a shit sage desu
Cameron Morales
>Teens are supposed to experiment. It means they are normal. No they aren't. If they do, it means they have shit parents that never set them any boundaries.
Asher Price
You'd get high too if you found out you had two fathers all along.
Jace Mitchell
After alchohol, weed is the most used drug around the world with several millions of people are using it on daily. She smokes a joint? Not even a problem. Only problem i see is people bashing on weed because they don't know shit about it.
U.S.A is a great country for munchies. Wanna try some real american ribbs or pulled pork some day. Texas style off course.
Aiden Carter
kek'd she's also a manly 6'1 giant manly looking female i feel kind of bad
Carson Gomez
>smoked weed "and maybe a little coke"
she's a chip of the O'l bama block.
a spanking ought to fix it!
Samuel Wilson
Yeah I agree, it's not as bad as Harvard or Princeton in that regard but going there isn't as much of a "badge of honor" so to speak these days as it once was
Jose Morales
Texas does more brisket, beef stuff. Pulled pork try the Carolinas, Alabama. Source: Lived in the South, 4 different states.
Adam Diaz
People who usually bash weed have smoked it before. It's not meth or heroin but it's equally as pointless
Camden Rodriguez
Malia is a tranny, the other sister is a real female. Prove me wrong i dare ya.
Nathan White
check'd
its still a hell of a lot better than anywhere else if you actually got in on merit alone as I did (white male middle class), Ivies+Stanford are too nepotistic to be any sort of accomplishment
Brandon Ward
Fact
>Her father still has the DEA running raids on dispensaries in states where the people have voted to legalize recreational use. The fact his daughter is lighting up while people are sitting in prison right now for the same thing is completely hypocritical and should piss off everyone with two working brain cells
Parker Cox
You sir, are a good man for sharing this. Will try it.
Aaron Perez
What's with the Somali forehead? I thought one of her dads was Kenyan?
Jason Price
pretty progressie of obama to have a transexual wife AND daughter
Brody Price
FACT 9 NOBODY GIVES A SHIT
Joseph Garcia
>Harvard >dat dere money/affirmative action
Christian Clark
Whoa she ugly then again she is a spookus with a weird Muslim dad and manly spookus mom what did I expect?
Carson Ross
Yeah that's true
Robert Sanchez
Trump's daughter - succesful, beaituful, married businesswoman with children Obama's daughter - DUDE WEEED LMAOOO
Shit on Trump all you want but take into account the fruits of their labor; their children.
Gabriel Cruz
Yo dat's right little Malia, you go beotch, nahh reason ta not try, it's just one joint sho 'nuff!
Zachary Jackson
Women have thrown themselves at me but I'm staying virgin until marriage due to religion.u mad?
Zachary Ramirez
It is like drinking a glass of wine and be called an alcoholic. Pathetic attacks.
Jayden Cox
You're a faggot. I don't give a fuck about obamas kid getting high, it's funny. But that you actually took time to make this thread...you're just a flaming faggot
Alexander Harris
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Carter Young
More like drinking several glasses but yea
Elijah Hughes
Drink glass of wine after dinner, then you are alright, if you drink it before then you are on a road to alcoholism. That's how culture of drinking works, but of course people who don't even have culture or dinner, like in USA, they can't get it right.
Lincoln Morales
>negro smoking dope
SAY IT AINT SO!
Ryder Sanders
No probs, Memphis is the closest BBQ Mecca for me, major pork area, it's great.
To Put A Face On Cuck'd.
Brayden Lee
I'd like to have sex with Mailia Obama doggy style.
Bentley Thompson
Her dad smokes weed why shouldn't she?
It's just pretty hypocritical Obama's daughter is smoking a spilf when mandatory minimum sentences are a thing and Obama's feds are raiding legal pot dispensaries in the states.
Which state did she smoke this pot in? She should go to prison for consuming narcotics like anyone else's kid would if they got busted with a joint.
Owen Bennett
Then Bush also has to go to jail, but he became president.
Gabriel Watson
>After alchohol, weed is the most used drug around the world with several millions of people are using it on daily. She smokes a joint? Not even a problem.
Tell that to all the people behind bars for smoking it. Some liberal states like Colorado and Oregon and California have laid back attitudes to weed. Others like Utah and Idaho don't.
She's a minor. She's black. If she was in the east coast or most of the south CPS would be involved and she'd be off to Juvenile detention or just tried as an adult and off to prison for her first stint.
There are tens of thousands of people serving hard time for what she's doing in that picture but because she's the presidents daughter it's ok to break the law?
Obama can call kids like Trayvon Martin "his son" but when his own daughter is using narcotics he and her get off scott free?
Someone send CPS to the whitehouse. This kid is in an unstable environment and using narcotics
Julian Baker
>Then Bush also has to go to jail, but he became president.
Fine by me. I just don't like the double standards. If that was our kids they'd be in legal trouble and we'd be getting the blame.
