>be me 3 months ago
>on vacation in America
>see fat dude with a huge burger in his hand walking across the street
>approach him from behind
>bitch slap him
>his burger falls on the ground and the contents spill everywhere
>tries to chase me but fails pathetically
>tfw he will thank me later
Be me 3 months ago
Thomas Turner
Anthony Edwards
And now I wonder. Is it the same guy that posted it before or just another Romanian?
Zachary Sanchez
that was me senpai what the fug
Parker Butler
You will thank me later.
Joshua Gonzalez
If what you say is true you should be in an American prison right now serving time for assault.
If you had any dignity or courage you would come back here to face the consequences of your crime.
Austin Foster
>be OP
>make up some stupid as shit story
>try to rustle jimmies
Bentley Lopez
If it were true he would have been shot.
Nolan Richardson
You're lucky he wasn't CCW
Chase Clark
A filthy gypsy visits our country and commits crimes. Who would have thought...
Caleb Scott
Hard luck buddy, maybe next time!
Carson Allen
He was moving like a snail, a gun wouldn't have helped him.
Elijah Robinson
I remember this shitpost
Kevin Kelly
>Be Romanian
>Pretend donkey-drawn buggies can cross the Atlantic
>Best shitposter in village
William Wood
Your landscapes are also shit. Full of spics and niggers.
Ian Murphy
...
Jaxon Barnes
Is that you on the right?
David Gonzalez
...
Gabriel Ross
0/10 Lazlo steal a better reply
Ethan Miller
What's a gypsy going to America for?
Nathan Gomez
>this pasta again
Fuck off already
Bentley Taylor
thank you
Juan Garcia
>>be me 3 months ago
See this same stale ass pasta
Robert Russell
How much stuff did your village have to steal to sent you to america?