Cheers guys!
Norway’s government has confirmed that for the centenary of Finland’s independence next year it is considering moving the border, gifting its Nordic neighbour a mountain peak that would be the country’s highest point.
“There are a few formal difficulties and I have not yet made my final decision,” the Norwegian prime minister, Erna Solberg, told NRK, the national broadcaster. “But we are looking into it.”
theguardian.com
Cheers
Nice
That's pretty damn cool.
So how much territory would that add to Suomi in square kilometres?
And what's the countries highest peak currently?
Cute
What about changing Sweden's immigrant policies for it's birthday?
Thats kinda cute
Norwegians love giving out clay, thats how we got Orkney and Shetland
Nice
So does Spain
0.015 square miles
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0.0388498217 square kilometers
Hey America, for our birthday we want Texas.
Good, now we can take Åland.
Really old news.
What you sliding rabbi?
what a pathetically small mountain from a pathetically small people
But they dont want you.
Says the swiss
This is, in my opinion, an amazing gesture.
Did you just quickly draw that up for this thread or was this made earlier?
nice job if you did
>giving your land to other countries for free
cuck?
> t. up to my balls in mountains
Just KEK my country up.
t. mountain jew
Fucking take them, fill those fennoswedes' asses with black bull cum.
Those fucking ålanders.
thank you :)
What about gifting Gibraltar to spain user, that would be a generous present dont you think ?
You'd not see such wanton cuckery were the old order still running things in Europe.
Americans wouldn't understand.
The nordics are basically one country, but not. Our countries are basically states, but not.
Think of your brother farting in your face one day but giving you a case of beer for your birthday the next day.
Don't fucking joke around.
We'd rather have some of your oil if you don't mind.
So tall, silent against the sky
Up through the clouds, where eagles fly
Wind and rain beat down on one so strong
They cut but never change, what stood so long
Tall as a mountain, I'm gonna tear through the sky
Life's for the taking
Like a man is a mountainside
Greatness waits for those who try
None can teach you, it's all inside
Just climb
I'm in the ground, I'm in the air, I'm all
I live in the hearts of all men
I'm the call to greatness
Not all can hear
I awaken the creator, in those who dare
And the day will come, when we all must die
And enter the mountainside
Tall as a mountain, I'm gonna tear through the sky
Life's for the taking
Like a man is a mountainside
Greatness waits for those who try
None can teach you, it's all inside
Just climb
I have no fear
Death and glory
Both draw near
Like a man is a mountainside
Greatness waits for those who try
None can teach you, it's all inside
Just climb
lopeta
You mistyped taxes. You're not getting them either so fuck off.
That's pretty fucking cool honestly.
We should give Canada something for their upcoming centennial desu. Canada is so hard to shop for, though. Any suggestions on a nice gift for the leaf people? We've got like 15 years to think of something.
I second this
can we get alaska as a birthday gift since it's technically ours anyway we just let you have it cause you're a bunch of fucking poverty niggers we pity
kek, you're not even Scandinavian
fatherland grows... soon towards urals
What is the obsession with that tiny little bit of meaningless clay anyway? I live in a county bigger than that.
can we at least have the Suez back
kys cuckold
I was talking about nordics, not scandis.
>British intellectual
2 things, alaska and this weird part of minnesota
you just proved his point about not understanding mongrel
You want Guam? It's full of snakes now apparently. I guess the Air Force fucked up 50 years ago and accidentally transported an invasive snake species and it took over. I believe the government is now importing mongooses to try and tackle the problem.
We will give America a big beautiful wall on her next birthday :)
To the Urals and beyond!
They can have Vermont
I was thinking of California desu.
pls take california pls
I second this.
Norway has to change its entire constitution so that it can gift land to Finland.
Seriously politicians should not have the power to gift land to foreign nations. Norway is retarded.
Soon...
Its a good place if you want to fuck up baltic sea trade. Which is why its demilitarized. Russia, Sweden, Finland and Estonia at least would be fucked if someone built a base there and got hostile.
Love you, senpai. We're all going to make it.
The wall will be great for Mexico, too. I just wish people understood that.
Russia should give us back Karelia tbqh
>we're all brothers
>not even in the same clubhouse
You must be squinting really hard to not see that... oh sorry, I didn't mean to sound racist
>Erna Solberg
Is this the gut who got raped by a Somali and felt bad when it got deported, or are all Norwegian politicians cucks?
Lots of laughs coming your way greatest ally
Nordics are literally the clubhouse. Scandinavia is just the living room.
HAHAHAHAHA You just surrender everything and want everyone else to as well, you giant cuck
>Seriously politicians should not have the power to gift land to foreign nations.
You say that now but when the next great war breaks out don't you want some more clay if only to subjugate the locals and rape and pillage?
VT is based, just give them Burlington and Bernie
so you're like the black house servant to the rich white family?
Finns do look a little odd desu.
It has to be Alaska.
You Think the invasion of Anchorage is going to come from Russia or China? Think again.
Lets give them all our illegals and liberals, Canada loves multicultural enrichment. Webm unrelated
Now that's how you maintain international relationships.
>when two countries love each other very much...
>britcuck talking shit about losing clay
lel oh lel
If our politicians didn't have the power to break the empire then we would have still had one. Norway is going to learn the hard way.
You can't have Alaska.
California you can have and I beg you to take it pls thx
Belgium should give us Flanders for their next birthday.
No, the brits are. You guys fit that description more than pretty much anyone in Europe.
It is a good start, but Sweden and Norway should understand that northern parts of those both countries historically, culturally and rightfully belong to Finland.
This is a good start, but I personally am not satisfied before I see the lands of my ancestors fully under our control.
Nothing less, nothing more. Suur-Suomi will rise.
Erna would be this fine piece of woman.
>guardian.com
Don't worry. Lots of metis people here, you would fit right in.
You're welcome Finbros
DOG BLESS FUNLAND :DDD
> high test
>Finghis Kahn talking shit about losing clay
now now, don't belive those powerfantasies that you have buddy, just let the indians and pakis outbreed you and i'm sure one day youll feel the great feel of being cucked everyday.
It was a gift in the first place, it would be rude to return it. Now, about your colonies...
NORTHERN EUROPE BELONGS TO THE FINNS
literally getting a huge pile of rocks as present
Fun Fact about Fins
Fins make brilliant natural snipers due to their natural squint helping to prevent the glare from the sun on their snow covered landscape
inb4 volcano erupts killing mongol scum
based norway
how does it feel mongoloids evolved to be top tier own white race while you are de-evolved back to middle east shit tier.
nice try. muslimo-chav
Sure. We'll hire some Aussies to clear it up. They have adapted to become immune to snake bites.
quora.com
>Because Caucasians and Asians are related and share common lineage, and some populations are closer than others.
TOPKEK, what bullshit.
Don't you have bigger worries like not killing yourself?
Actually it has more to do with Finland being a forested shithole still so hunting was a common profssion/hobby. We also produced a lot of archers because of this for the Swedish empire.
I let those ignorant be ignorant so we know who is not a national socialist and who is just some ignorant faggot or opposition.
No actual national socialist would ever mock Finland.
Control+ F Finland
whiteresister.com
>...an empire is born
thx bro
truly you are our greatest ally
We never get gifts like this :( Wilno or Lwów would be nice.
Didnt Germany gift you tons of land after ww1?
>greatest ally
Indeed we are.
Now, about that trade-deal we were talking about...
source?
and please tell me she doesnt have a dick.
kek, leave the EU before.
>Finland
>thinks it can into Archery
you're just mad we're the true nordic ancestors via Normandy and Jorvik
Pepiks give us some parts of Zaolzie tho.
They give back less than they took. Silesians broke free themselves.
Wasn't East Prussia, Silesia, Pomerania and Danzig enough?
so cute :3
If Norway really does it it is confirmed for being the best country in the world and I might move there ASAP.
>the true nordic ancestors via Normandy
>implying the Normans not being overwhelmingly French.
cute hill