Indian Police Best Police

No police can treat its citizen better than Indian Police.
Indian police - leaving citizen satisfied since Independence.

White nations - BTFO
International Police - BTFO
People of Sup Forums - BTFO
Peta - BTFO
BTFO - BTFO

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What were they protesting about Pajeet?

Satisfied protester reluctant to leave the venue.

About not treating people like shit, like in most 3rd world nations.

Playing a friendly game of tag with muslims in Kashmir.

Ah, could be worse, bamboo probably wouldn't kill them, just sting like a mother fucker. Quite humane to be honest.

Sneaky Ahmed finally got caught during friendly hide and seek game.

It is human and a public service.

Making sure mudslims don't get Dengue virus from mosquitoes.

Holy shit next level policing.

Why cant the western world do this to protesting hippies, snackbars and Comunists

Where are the shitting streets?

How will they go to the bathroom if they don't know local shitting streets?

Well, at least you have based police.

Your police is always welcome to learn one or two things from ours.

No thanks, our police is potty-trained.

Black lives matter, so putting them in jail so no one can harm them

So it ours.

Usually I make a poo joke but....I like this Pajeet

love the policemen with random motorcycle helmets

Why are they hitting them?

Did they break the sacred tradition of street pooing and actually poo in the loo?

Thanks

Then you will love the khaki cowboy.

Maybe they were busy shitting? Poor poeple

The Indian police are corrupt as fuck, but they get the job done. I'm pretty sure Indian cops manhandle the fuck out of criminals over there. One of my indian mates told me one time he tried to avoid paying the far on the train and the cops caught him and they gave him a couple f smacks with a wooden cane and forced him to come to the station and sit in the cells for the day.

Banter aside. India could be way way way more worse than it is without them. Sure they are corrupt, the fear they put in people works like magic.

Courts here give criminals into police remand where they are allowed to beat the shit out of them while hanging them upside down, pull all of their nails, putting spices and salt in their wounds, making them sleep on ice blocks or even forced confessions. It's called 3rd degree here.

or obligate them to shit in clean toilets

Murderers are the allies of the toilet witch.

Indian police torture sutra - Especially made for making terrorists.

Hitting the victim by flour mill belt on the inner part of hand, buttock and feet about 200 times per spell leaving part of hand and feet in blue colour with strong pain during torture. Other body parts too were hit by this belt any part of body

Indian police torture sutra - Especially made for making terrorists talk.

Giving shock using an electric current machine by making the victim nude. They tie wire on thumbs of legs and private parts of body, then current is passed at regular intervals.

Indian police torture sutra - Especially made for making terrorists talk.

After removing clothes, the victim is made to sit on floor with both hands tied behind by rope; thereafter both legs are stretched in opposite direction making 180 deg. angle.

Indian police torture sutra - Especially made for making terrorists talk.

Victim is tied to a chair so that he is unable to move his head in any direction; water is dropped slowly on his scalp for hours causing very strong pain in neck and head.

Indian police torture sutra - Especially made for making terrorists talk.

Victim is tied upside down, both legs and hands also are tied by rope, then water is poured into his nose at regular intervals for about one hour

>on thumbs of legs

Indian police torture sutra - Especially made for making terrorists talk.

What about that?

Indian police torture sutra - Especially made for making terrorists talk.

Indian police torture sutra - Especially made for making terrorists talk..

Indian police torture sutra - Especially made for making terrorists talk...

Making them poo in loo is the best torture method desu

Indian police torture sutra - Especially made for making terrorists talk....

That's not poo in loo torture, that's poo in chilly bambo torture.

Well done, poo in loo.

They are called "big toes" not thumbs of legs.

Well a terrorist in custody made that statement I just copy pasted it.

Tell me Rajidd, I assume there are death sentences for criminals?

Do you guys go like the US and do electrocution/death by syringe/firing squad or do you guys go all out and have your own ways of killing people to send a message?

We hang them to the death.

We have this police force called "mascații" or "the masked ones". They are the only thing keeping subhuman gipsyes in check. 1 month ago they called an ambulance to a club before going in and beating all the gipsyes in there.
There is this saying in romania "When a masked one doesn't have food to eat (no money) it's not a problem, but when he doesn't have gipsyes to beat, there is a problem".

Is this shit on the floor?

The images are fucking hilarious!

>Spends less money on guns
>Maximize the justice
>Fuck rate drops below 0

Using guns on civilians is illegal here.

Do you need to ask?

This is how I imagined modern slavery would operate, forcibly addicting slaves and using withdrawals as torture.
I hope your police reserves all this justice for truly heinous criminals and rapefugees and isn't so corrupt as to use this on your own citizens who refuse to pay extortion games.

These are reserved for terrorists, gang rapists, child rapists and murderers.

Holy shit Ranjit that's hillarious

How can this be a torture?

>khaki cowboy
Don't you mean kaka cowboy?

I fucking like this guy

Thanks.

Idk, I just copy pasted what the mudslim terrorist told the news paper.

Khaki is the color of the uniform he is wearing.

Thanks.

Trying to fix a fellow Kashmiri's scooter.

have water hit the same spot on the top of your head for a whole day and ask that question again

"Ohhhhh i see the problem" thwack

Playing ringa ringa roses on EID.

>motorcycle helmets
>black dress shoes
>blue socks with khakis
>life jackets as "body armor"

It's the cops that should be arrested

He is very kind and helpful

Listen Pajeet, you little cunt, we'll colonise your shitty fucking land again and if you don't stop being a cunt

Ahmed thinking "playing skipping stones" means we are going to stone him.

I am glad we have a common understanding on humanitarian aid.

But we are not trying to be a cunt, we are just following your footsteps momma.

sadly, firing squads are considered cruel and unusual now. A shame, too, since a few bullets are much cheaper and quicker than a lethal injection protocol or the power bill.

Here's BAMBII!

At best it's annoying. I could do that all day long as long as I'm not cold.

If you're having a good time wave your hands like this. Like this.

Lel, even bydlo chimping out on maidan was more uniformly dressed and better equipped than this "police".

it was popular in the Vietnam war and it stings real bad after 7 hours

Saving local's money by pumping their booties for free.

Criminals - not people. Why are they breaking the law? Why would they go on an unauthorized protest? Your police works. Our police goes for 2 hours on a call...

GOATCON 2016 Kashmir

Don't worry, yours will improve too one day.

So do the Indians ever fight back or are they timid like most Asian populations? I can imagine if the police had their families brutally attacked, were cut down brutally when off duty and Molotov cocktails catapulted into their ranks from unseen locations that they would chill down a bit.

Are there such things as donuts in Russia? If not for the text on the car I could have sworn you were posting a picture from the U.S.

Damn, how many batons do you think they break in a year?

Trying to stop muslims from testing their own version of "BIG BAND THEORY"

Hopefully they produce them through prison labour for maximum justice.

Those are reserve police force, 100 thousands of them are recruited from all over India and are stationed in different state than theirs.

100 thousands. The more batons you break the more are your chances for a promotion.

From Uniform to shoes and the bamboos are hand made by prisoners. Even the cloth is hand woven by them.

Trying to teach Ahmed how to properly eat ketchup. Still a long way to go.

Did he left the oven on?

Its the time to TUNAK TUNAK TUN.

Calm down ahmed, your turn for a bamboo ride will come soon too.

Yes, there are (but mostly at McDonalds, or home baked). Our police are getting fatter not from donuts and palm oil, she's getting fat from laziness. The attacks, the protests, the 5th column is fun, it is possible to work with a baton. Follow the rules of the road - very interesting, you can fine violators (and a little money to...). Family quarrels, alcoholics on the street, petty theft is boring, better to eat donuts (or kebabs, which are prepared in each kiosk).

Kek. Ahmed that's not how you polish a shoe. You cheeky goat fucker.

>No police can treat its citizen better than Indian Police.
>Indian police - leaving citizen satisfied since Independence.
It looks barbaric but you have to understand how heinous their crimes were:
>violation of building codes forbidding toilets
>attempted pooing in loo.

I don't know but I like that camo pattern on the vest.

In Russia so bring prisoners, who violate prison rules: youtube.com/watch?v=l3TBv6d0rTw

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I am glad we have them to save us from random Ahmed things.

>police beat you with sticks
>you shit in the streets
>gang-rape is common activity
You guys are animals.

This might seem barbaric to westerns but you have to understand that most Indians are stubborn passive aggressive fucks, especially the commies and Kashmiris. This is the only way to keep them in check

what rules were they violating?
>those bruses gotdam

We are cousins after all

This is the reason why Delhi has way lesser terrorist activity than Paris.

This Vivek best Vivek.

Time to make a barber's appointment Ahmed.

Thanks.

Ehhhhhh Delhi is still ashithole though. I hated spending my summer vacations there

Why are the ads in english?

Making Ahmed realize how a goat feels during surprise buttseks.

Don't you dare insult Delhi -.-

pakistan tells me they are taking you over because of birth rates

it's our official language

>Because we are the second nation in the world with most English speakers
>Britain used to rule us so we picked a few things.

What? What? I don't get it?

he meant you are going to be outbred

They cant do shit to us other than terror attacks. We btfo back to back, they are still butthurt about it. They think that China will help them but the chinks don't give a fuck about them