What are some The Simpsons jokes that you never got?

What are some The Simpsons jokes that you never got?

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That picture is photoshopped. The original pic said "Bort".

Bort's Fort and Sort?

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Bort's Tort and Rort?

Whenever a character rolls its eyes

I snorted

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Looks like the GoT sticky brought in all the unfunny redditurds...

Here's the original.

And here's the clip it's from:
youtube.com/watch?v=Au1He0_eCkw

No. "Sneed" is form a separate episode.

Eye well knot D-pharoah?

I will not DeSomething

The last drawing is the Sphinx

That's how egyptians represented the historical figure Troy. It's "destroy"

"EYE WELL KNOT D-FACE"

or "I will not deface"

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That doesn't make any sense you mouth breathing mongoloid

That looks, upon closer inspection, photo manipulation

the one that said repeating digits

>I'm the first non-nigger person to travel backwards in time!
Jesus Christ Schwartzwelder, we get it that you're right wing as fuck

great observation fellow 4channitor!

>I was a fool to think anyone would want these nude photos of Whoopi Goldberg

Chuck's BBC Cuck and Fuck Shed

Does that sign say Bort?

The joke is that America doesn't want to fucking niggers because they're racist. Bit racy for the time.

It says Bortomless Pit.

>formerly Arbuckle Pit
I don't get it

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>Bortomless Bit
>Formerly Shortomless

It used to be a bar for numales to meet "bulls" (hence why they called it a barn)

Is this meant to be a joke?

Bort's Port and Yort?

Hint: peach tea isn't urine yellow.

VHS = "Vulgar Hut of Sneed"

Bottomless Bort

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They're trying to get rid of squirrels who look like Abraham Lincoln

Why did he want revenge on his own grandfather?

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I laughed way too hard at this

What did Sneed used to sell at his store?

borts

There was a big videotape format war for years in the 70s and 80s between Betamax and VHS tapes with VHS finally winning out and becoming the dominant format for almost two decades. The sign is a reference to the then and now defunct medium of Betamax tapes and how that establishment switched to VHS when Betamax died.

I still don't get it.

>BLURAY BARN
>formerly VHS Village

do you get it now, boyo?

what the fuck is a VHS

Why would someone keep Blu-Rays in a barn?

Its sneeds son

He used to sell Bort license plates.

why did they need the plus sign in there, if they didn't need it before. it's logical progression left to right, it's not like we'll put the d and end symbol out of order.

It looks like it should be I (will) not dplusface. it makes no sense.

Well sir, it has been an uneventful week in Badger Falls. Where the women are robust, the men are pink cheeked, and the children are pink cheeked and robust.

>Maybe it's the TV

there's a lot "jokes" I never "got", but I wonder if that's a symptom of a simply unfunny show

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Stupid TV. Be more funny!

tfw too intelligent to like the simpsons

A Prairie Home Companion

not sure if kidding, but that was supposed to be a jab at prairie home companion, a radio variety/skit/music show that is boring as all fuck but somehow is still airing after a few decades. I'm not sure if they ever did television, though.

So long dental plan

I can't imagine growing up in the 70s and the best thing on TV is the stupid Simpsons. My generation is so lucky

This is shopped. I saw this episode today, it's a swear jar full of money

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are you retarded or autistic?

Formerly Chuck's

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Not even a whole in the ground will accept said photos, I guess.

kek

Sleazy Motel
Formerly Sneezy's
Formerly Cheesy's

>Hourly adult
>Rates movies

youtube.com/watch?v=CjQKFoUdk4g

Hint, urine isn't bright yellow. If your urine is bright yellow like that. Drink more or go to the doctor, something is seriously wrong with you. It should be almost completely clear.

Feed and seed, you fucking idiot

The joke is that the word "sleazy" is spelled out by the fact that a couple of the illuminated letters in the motel's name, "Sleep-Eazy", are broken.

"Sleazy" is a word that is often used to describe run-down hospitality venues

I don't understand.

lawnmower man right