Which one of you shitlords did this?

which one of you shitlords did this?

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when she says "short hair makes me feel like a woman", does that mean this is a guy?

If so It's probably julian assange. he's in another thread and I think he is durnk.

Are you really so bad at shitposting all you can do is ctrl-c ctrl-v? Fuck m8 you're ruining Australias reputation shame on you its not even a good pasta

its a grill you fuck

>this guy is a total dick
>better date him so i can complain on the internet about it
smart move

>random girl asks if she looks like a boy
>say kinda
>she posts this.

Things that didn't happen....

Also:

Man reaffirms mainstream views of attractiveness:

>not A cups
>long hair
>mental stability

If you think a man wanting the three things makes him a shitlord fuckboy, then you're already a hopeless person.

The thing I don't get is that the tits don't look that small from this angle....

What's the point of making this shitty thread?

>Hit's 35 years old
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERE ARE ALL THE GOOD MEN GONE TO PROVIDE FOR ME AND MY BULL'S SON

>tfw short haired women are your fetish

Shit, tomboys in general do it for me.

but it did happen
>mainstream views of attractiveness
why do you require bulbous breasts? are you trying to reaffirm your masculinity through an extreme form of femininity?

>hating short hair on girls

Faggots like this exist?

>seeing things that are not there
:3

Saaaaame. The less tits the better

Pretty sure her struggling with mental illness explains the 1st two.

what does that have to do with her hair and body?

"is my hair too short?"
'no'
"!!!! I HEARD IT IN YOUR TONE YOU HATE ITTT FUCK YOU I AM A TUMBLING TOWER OF WOMANLY PARTS READY TO GRIND YOUR ASS TO A PULP! I AM STRONG AND PRETTY NO MATTER WHAT THEY SAY~ I AM TYPING DIRECTLY TO MY EGO AS I IGNORE YOUR REALITY"
'k. bye'
"THATS NOT MY PRONOUN"

Can't beat A's man :(

Lol, if it didnt fucking bother her she wouldnt post online about it.

That she put it on social media with a "le cool gal" pose means its killing her inside and she should just fucking have it out with her fucking ex.

Jesus fucking christ.

>small tits
Nice
>short hair
Hot
>mental illness
Damnit

Why aren't there any good tomboys left Sup Forums?

>tehehehe

Because you're not tall (enough). Have you tried groningen?

Select two only two:
>Smart
>Sane
>Attractive

For a moment there I was sure this was the fuckboy and this was all gay.

Wait thats a woman whaaat...

I love flat chested girls, ever since I dated a 19 year old with 36 DD tits and realised how disgusting they are. I just imagined how horrible they would look in ten years, because she already had stretch marks.

She probably made it up in her head. I dated a girl like her, small with short hair. 32A cup size, weight about 95 lbs. I liked the way she looked. She always would tell me " u think my breast are too small don't you?" She ended up being way too jealous and insecure. She claimed all her exes were abusive and claimed I was too when we broke up. She probably needs mental health, buy I think she is so used to playing the victim it wouldn't do her any good.

they're all good

>face it tiger, you just hit the jackpot

Lol she obviously doesn't care if she has to write a paragraph about it and post it online. Women are ridiculous, when u make a long statement about how something doesn't bother you it obviously bothers you. When something doesn't bother you, you tend to just immediately move on and forget about it.

Huge tits are nice, no doubt. But I also like flat chested adult women

Share with us what it is about her that upsets you so much.

Muh dick

>Saaaaame. The less tits the better
and shaved balls too..

>ugly fuckboy used to tell me i was ugly

Good job

you fool, girls dont have balls

>you fool, girls dont have balls
2016.. anything is possible.

Objectively, girls would be better with a cock and balls.

>"Hi user I'm going to neurotically ask you questions today"

>"What do you think of my hair?!"
>"Well it's great though it would look awesome if you grew it longer"

>"Do I have small tits?!"
>"It's not like you're a double D but that's fine with me"

>"You didn't say I was 100% perfect, fuck off user!!!"
>"Are you okay did you stop taking your meds?"
>"Right that's it! I'm going to Tumblr"

I like this classic: "user, if I die will you start dating/marry another girl?"

who is Caitlyn Jenner?

Not a girl

what kind of girl are we talking here?
assigned at birth or self identified?

>things that didnt happen

>Doesn't understand that I'm simply typing up the exact conversation that would have led to a post like that.

This right here is why our society if falling apart instead of saying "yes honey you look wonderful" we started telling them the truth. WTF do you expect to happen when you tell an emotional creature that falls apart at the first sign of weakness that she isn't perfect. Lie always lie it should be second nature:

Grill: user does my ass look fat?
user: no it looks wonderful
G: do you think she's pretty?
A: nope she looks like shit compared to you
G: do you think my tits are small
A: nope they're the perfect size for me
G: do you think my hairs to short?
A: enough get the fuck out of my house! Get your shit and get the fuck out you needy cunt!

Oh fuck that one.
Answer question with question.

"Well would you start dating other guys if _I_ died???"

"Um... er..... Idunno, stop asking silly questions!"

Are my tits to small?
No they're perfect for me
Is my hair to short?
No it's perfect for me
Am I too fat?
No you're perfect for me

No hesitation no pause when you get tired of her shit just say GTFO you needy cunt P.s. I fucked your sister at thanksgiving dinner

>not liking short hair on qt´s

more for me fuccbois

>doesn't understand that didnt happen and that some shitlord abused her terribly

Theres literally nothing wrong with short hair and small tits. Mental illnesses are a no go, though.

>living in the same country as nora lovely

>Germany liking shitskins
Unsuprising

you dont even know whats wrong with her

Fuck that shit, then you're stuck with a crazy.

Dont need to. The fact that she feels the need to mention it says all you need to know

No the secret to this question is to say "pick one. Go out and find a grill you would want me to marry if you die on me." Then you can see what she thinks your type is. Then start point out her sisters, best friends, random broads on the street. And just ask "what about that one?"

do these balls make me look like a trap?

Well if she posts on tumblr it must be something bad.

guess yo prefer this over the qt i posted eh ?

to

THICC?

>this is now a short hair thread
ebony also welcome

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this is a boy. your boyfriend left because he clearly wasn't aware until he saw the penis

She looks Jewish
But still...

REMIND THEM AUSTRALIA

REMIND THEM ALL

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That picture is unfair both on my heart and my penis. You cruel tease.

someone said short-haired girls?

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Muh dik

8/10 would bang

Those are disgusting tattoos

im sry user
pls take this as a apologize

how about that?

>tfw like girls with short hair but they're all crazy

fug

>my mental illnesses make me the nice, caring person that I am

Which ones are those? They don't usually work that way.

>short hair
Looks like a boy.

>small tits
Nothing to grab onto, won't feed my children well.

>mental illness
Time to cure that instead of playing a victim.

All in all, she's a 3/10 and she shouldn't be wondering why she can't get into a good relationship when she herself isn't good enough for one.

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Small tits are not something i will judge a girl for but not every girl can rock short hair.

chuck her in the oven Hans, she's ready

yo never had sex eh ?

long hair are boring af and for fucking girly pinky priiiincess

>my ex is an asshole for judging appearances
>by the way, he's ugly, which is relevant because reasons

>Dfc
She's gotta get rid of those godawful earrings and haircut, though

9/10 would give her acid or maybe a bit of my liquid 'Boom headshot' 25i NBOH which is visuals everyfuckingwhere.

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!!!

My niggha

does anyone find this attractive? It's an OK pair of tits attached to a bunch of slimy feminist camwhore looking trash

>shaving off your eyebrows just to paint them on again

>Looks like a boy.
projection
>grab onto
you're not mountain climbing

Yeah mut you know she's into MDMA, acid, 2c-x and all the fun shit though.
Nothing beats sex on acid.

The only reason why you guys want to fuck short-haired girls is because they're the new popular commodity of a female. First it was emo, then it was scene, then it was hipster with a hippie hairband, now it's some pansexual "gamer" girl with short hair and a 10-minute fawn costume. Next year, you'll be going nuts for something else.

Here's the truth behind this. You don't actually like girls like this. You just want what's a hot commodity, and want to make your peers jealous to feel part of the in-crowd like some player.

How does Sup Forums feel about Chelsea cuts?

Yes, unlike you German furries.

Whatever, long hair is superior.

>you're not mountain climbing

in 1,5 h the girl im dateing will come over

pic somehow related

life is good

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thanks to god:
short-haired girls =/= feminist

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