How do we fix Sup Forums

How do we fix Sup Forums

5 minutes between posts

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Even 2 or 3 minutes would kill a lot of shit posting.
Turn on the robot

More Reddit
More Normies
More cunnybots

Why not make it 50 minutes between posts while you're at it?

creepy posting is what will SAVE this board

I swear there's less than 10 different people going on each board, shitposting the same shit, with the same writing styles.

More capeshit
More /who/
Less Sup Forums

This would only really hurt genuine posters. The shit posters are very well aware of how to circumvent post timers, as is quite evident already.

Putting a robot on Sup Forums would probably work though. However, you'd just get the same amount of non-replies you see on /r9k/ as a result.

One of these things is good, the other two are not.

post waifus :D

literally all me

giv good Sup Forums back

imbostor

It's just (you) and (you) in here.

Accept that what you call "racism" is a natural and justified self-preservation response. Further, accept that so-called "progressive" ideals are masochistic coping mechanisms and usually show a lack of self esteem and fear of conflict.
Further, accept there is a real and insidious effort by monied interests to use film and tv as propaganda to undermine traditional western culture. Fight back with ridicule and scorn.

"No!"

"Yes!"

Make a separate capeshit/celebrity board
Ban anything remotely Sup Forums related for a few months

It's called bots, senpai.

Less Pedophilles

activate robo and thread ID's it's the only way to be sure

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Cross with /an/. Fish relevant in every thread.

What happened to Brighton?

She looks like that pig faced bitch from that porn site all the cucks here spam.

based while we're at it why not install a direct cultural exchange program with reddit

do whatever it takes to oust reddit and tumblr, ive been banned multiple times this year simply for saying nigger

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Kill everyone

>ive been banned multiple times this year simply for saying nigger
You're a fucking liar. I shitpost constantly and say nigger all the time, and the only times I have ever been banned from Sup Forums is for checking dubs or posting nsfw on a blue board.
You got banned because you're a faggy little edgelord babyfig that doesn't understand what global rule #3 is.

YOU NOT ME

>giving a fuck about global rules
lmao

Then don't cry about being banned, autistic dumbshit.

fck u

THIS. is she ded?

is she? post pics

>Disallow phone posting. Phoneposting = shitposting. Mobile devices allow for ban evasion and thread ID spoofing.
>Disallow new IPs to post unless they have been logged visiting the site for at least an hour.
>Implement thread IDs.
>Allow WebMs with audio.
>Introduce /cel/.
>Introduce /vid/ (YouTube and other video sites [SWF])

My honest solution?

Permaban everybody. Real big guys will know how to get past it.

I was warned for making a thread about the Godfather

Why dont you post bribri mrj

shadow bans

ITT: ideas to literally turn Sup Forums into reddit.

Give me effort when creating a thread next time.

No wait! Dont say it!

u deserve it for being an entry pleb

More BANJI?