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Jumping man

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That was the first episode I thought was straight up garbage. The kind of thing your Lynch-despising friend would show to prove the man was a charlatan.

Is anyone even enjoying this show anymore?

Why is she so perfect?

Is there a bigger cuck in the history of television?

The hoverhand was canon

judy?

Hey Folks! It's Sheryl Lee here. I know I haven't had much screen-time but I'll be back soon enough. In the meantime please purchase my cutesy little Funko doll. Ain't it neat? I'll see you in 25 days.

is that sky ferreira!

First for Sup Forums

Laura was in this episode though.

whats with his arms Id crack up laughing if a guy did that while i was riding him

>original show
>very little Lynch

>new show
>pratically in almost every episode

when did he become such an attention whore, he isn't even a good actor

stream link?

wtf is enterprise doctor doing in vegas?

DOUGIE JONES IS ONE THICC BIH?!?!?

youtube.com/watch?v=FISLBOSM5wQ

Fuck off faggot.

>Bill Hastings will never go scooby diving

Fuck off back to your containment board you little neck-bearded snowflake.

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my least favorite episode so far. I liked everything except the Jim Belushi scenes, I could give a fuck about these characters

People like you need to be publicly stoned

Holy fucking filler episode. I'll take the Rebekah Del Rio fan service though. That fat lady can sing.

Also was that fucking Moby playing the drums?

damn right her last album was patrician af

>Nothing happens
>The episode
It peaked at 8. Lynch has lynched himself with how far up his own ass he is at this point. The epitome of filler.

He's cheap and always available

>That fat lady can sing.
screeching

Do you think Sky Ferreria's rash will have any relevance or was it just there to gross out waifufags?

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>falling for reddits bait
LET THIS POL REDDIT TALK STOP HERE

/tpg/ will be the fucking death of me

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BOB assassinated by CIA when?

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I'm hoping that because this episode was pretty short and the last almost 15 minutes was the musical performance and then it ended that the next episode will use pretty much the entire time with content.

Diane being a traitor is interesting. She I imagine doesn't know that Dopplecoop isn't the real Coop so she's helping him because she's so loyal to him.

The stuff with Janey-E and Cooper make me think that Cooper's ending this season will be him staying with Janey-E. Either back in Vegas or they'll move to Twin Peaks.

I hope Richard Horne dies a slow and painful death but giving him a good ending would be a pretty big lynching.

Great episode, only taken down a notch because it ended so early.

>there is possibly a girl in /tpg/ RIGHT NOW
Where's Dickie Horne when we need him

>He's cheap and always available
Mfw Lynch the showrunner paid himself as an actor per episode

is richard horne audreys daughter or donnas?

glad people who still enjoy the slower paced and lynch shit also didn't enjoy this episode. Felt like ""set up"" to me, because we can't just jump to Jack rabbit stuff and Boop is currently on the road

drugs

Lynch movies always have a strong finish

I remain optimistic

Wtf then. Care to respond to the Sean Hannity cameo faggot?

richard calling his own grandmother a cocking sucking bitch is somehow the most disturbing thing ever on twin peaks

We still need to find out who Heinrich Viegel is. It might be an acronym. No idea of what though.

she was thicc desu

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THE SHIT IT COME OUT OF MY ASS

hehe right guys?

Twin Peaks is shit. Not the show but the town. What the fuck happened to it? Where did it all go so wrong?

Add the Dougiefucking to that Lynch's pedolist. Coop is mentally a toddler and Janey acts like she can't see it. She's using him and he doesn't know what the fuck is going on.

this episode was the best so far

OFFSCREEN CRIMES OF DOPPLEGANGER COOPER

>Murdered Major Garland Briggs, beheaded him, raped his body, raped his head and burned his office down
>Raped Audrey Horne while she was in a coma after the bomb at the bank, first with different parts of a dog, secondly with Major Briggs' decapitated head (She had a son, Richard Horne, the guy from the bar who later runs the kid over with his truck)
>While in the hospital pissed on Pete's corpse and shit on the parts of Andrew Packard they could salvage after the bomb blast
>Jaywalking
>Raped and murdered Donna while forcing James to sing "Just You and Me"
>Raped and shaved James
>Raped Harry and then shoved 90 pounds of RICE up his ass along with two gallons of BLEACH(that's why Harry is sick and dying)
>Raped Little Nicky
>Steals phones
>Raped Dick Tremayne
>Instead of paying his speeding tickets he tracked down and raped the police officers
>Mounted a dogs head on a pole after raping and killing it and chopped off all its legs to use as a crude message delivery system
>Litters constantly
>Yodeled at then tortured, raped, and murdered Annie and then used her head along with Major Briggs' head as bloody sock puppets to reenact the opening scene of the Dark Knight Rises
>Humiliated Diane and then didn't actually rape her but did beat and abuse her after going to her house shortly after leaving the lodge, forced a dog to rape her as well before dismembering the dog and putting parts of it up her ass and leaving her traumatized
>Never returns his library books
>Coerced poor truckers to read books on Tibet before beheading then raping them
>Executed and raped a FBI agent in Columbia after Albert gave Jeffries the name and then dismembered his body to make into a dancing manikin with dog parts and Major Briggs' head
>Does not pay his taxes

lean > thicc

impressive

Globalism destroyed its unique culture.

yeah laura's death is portrayed as a shock to the community and way out of the ordinary, i wonder how the past 25 years have been. seems like a shithole plenty of time to me

why not both desu

only have on dick

Even the Boomers hate the Boomers now

t. David

Audreyfags have been lynched for 10 episodes so far. How much longer will Lynch keep it up?

why tf did Candie act like that

Cooper would be so fucked in the head if he woke up now. Let him have his weird little life

yeah that scene was funny but it was on some Forest Gump shit I wasn't a fan of

wrong. thicc feels way better for sex.

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ONSCREEN CRIMES OF JANE-E
>Raped Dougie

all 3 of them are like barbie doll zombies, creepy as shit

When Richard gets JOHNNY'D, she'll be at his funeral. This will be her only scene.

no

>The stuff with Janey-E and Cooper make me think that Cooper's ending this season will be him staying with Janey-E. Either back in Vegas or they'll move to Twin Peaks.

I've been saying this for weeks. There's no way we aren't supposed to be getting attached to these characters for some big payoff.

The ideal end is for Cooper to take them with him to Twin Peaks, but what will in all likelihood happen is:

>Cooper will abandon his old identity and stay with Janey-E for good
>Janey-E and Sonny Jim will get BELUSHI'D it'll get Cooper to abandon them for their own safety if they're still alive

The mill closed, remember?

What exactly was her problem?

that fucking autotune killed my ears
worst song yet

heh, closed

Is she even confirmed to be in this?

Honestly I can't even see most of this wrapping up in any way. Like I can see a somewhat conclusion to Doppel Coop and Bob, but other than the Sheriffs, FBI and Dougie, I can't see anything really happening to tie stuff together.

>Let him have his weird little life
Janey-E is going to get murdered by the casino guys and its going to bring coop back. What a rough life.

Where can I get a qt3.14 Candy gf brehs
>hits a guy by accident
>traumatized for life
She's too pure for this world and I just want to cuddle her and tell her everything will be alright

they should have got fucking Lana del Rey

I hated Adriana. Worst part of the Sopranos.

What happened to the posters that said Cooper was getting his mind back this episode? When will they realize he's not going to? Reminder... youtu.be/pXth84G7dkM

They're all strung out whores who had their brains fried by drugs, and I guess the brothers feel bad about it for some reason.

fucking coop going to have his gf killed again

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More like what the fuck happened between her crying and "bring him in here"

I'm sorry you feel this way. That was the best episode of the season so far.

BTFO Eddie

She's either still in a coma and she'll come out if it in the last few episodes when Cooper returns to Twin Peaks, or she's wandering around the country looking for him/the doppelganger.

It'll probably be neither though, seeing as how Sherilyn Flynn complained about barely being on the set.

>you just KNOW

He's pretty much braindead.

BUNNYFU

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More metaphors for the whole country feels like. Even Harry Dean can't believe how bad the trailer park has gotten. Everything that was nice sucks now.

You want Audrey? Go watch that teen horror movie "Wish Upon" for your Audrey Horne fix.

When Coop comes back for 30 seconds in the last episode, Audrey will appear and confront him for some reason then he'll pretend to be retarded again just so he doesn't have to deal with her. Roll end credits. Yay season finale.

This would actually be perfect poetry considering every women Cooper has slept with has met some sort of horrible end. Janey-E dying or having her son die just for letting Cooper stick his dick in her would be a sort of poetry I fully expect from Lynch.

But where does that put HIM

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