Lord of the Rings

What will the reboot look like when they make it in 5 years?

black gandalf

*Aragorn and Boromir*

the Tolkien family is never allowing movies ever again

pic related

all niggers and fags

And titcows

Quips
Lots of fucking quips
God forbid a work of fantasy take itself seriously anymore

It truly is a thing of beauty when something is released and preserved for posterity.

No matter what happens, we'll always have the originals.

Just like Star Trek in the wake of Nu-Trek, and just like Harmy's Despecialized in the wake of George Lucas.

And here comes Frodo

if the new troy series is any indication of current remakes we're fucking screwed

Yeah...but Titcows...

Less white

I don't think they'll remake it, but a sequel for sure about Aragorn's son or grand son.

If they do that I'll literally slit my throat and fuck my own gaping neck-wound.
The Hobbit was a view into the future, and the future is NOT GOOD.
The Hobbit is my favourite book of all time, and they fucking raped it to the point where I could barely stand to finish the films.

KANGZ KANGZ KA-KA-KANGZ
WE WERE KANGZ WE WUZ KANGZ WE STILL KANGZ

look out for the Lord of the Dindus: Return of the Kangz, in cinemas 2020.

Dem racist gondorians be keeping us orc boys down

>J.R.R. Tolkien died on September 2, 1973. Unless the law is amended, all of his published works will enter the public domain in the United Kingdom on January 1, 2044. This definitely applies to The Lord of the Rings trilogy and The Hobbit, since all four books were written and published during Tolkien's life
We will definitely see remakes/reboots/spinoffs in our lifetime

Director: Michael Bay

I loath the day when my kid or grandkid wants to go see a remaster

Are they played by women from the begininng in this version or do they start as men and get turned into THICC titcows? I would watch that porn parody for sure

how about the Silmarillion? is it safe?

>found footage LOTR
>shaky cam
>WUBWUBWUBWUB
>lemon slices
>WE ARE NO MEN "SNAP FINGERS BOB HEADS LEFT AND RIGHT ONE HAND ON THE WAIST"
>after after after after after after after after credit scene for LOTR universe sequel/prequel bait
>Lady of The Rings

>Disney buys the rights
>Marvel, Star Wars and LOTR EU merge and is made canon by the resurrected corpse of Tolkien himself, kept alive and monitored 24/7 in the disney medical wing via micky nanobots
>Sauron and Thanos team up once it's revealed that Sauron's ring of power is actually an infinity stone
>Snoke's revealed as Sarumon and cgi Christopher Lee reprises his role
>At one point in the movie Tony Stark makes a quip about how similar Lee looks to Count Dooku, and turns around and winks at the camera
>Hulk becomes king of the cave trolls and leads them on a redemption arc
>Idris Elba comes upon Mace Windu's old lightsaber
>Final shot is of him and Finn leading a charging army of CGI dwarves with lightsaber axes into the heart of Mordor
>End credits sequence of Zendaya, Spiderman, R2D2 and Gandalf coming upon Minas Tirith
>"Ah, Minas Tirith, city of kings"
>*rolls eyes* "I'm not going into a city built by slaves"
>95% fresh on RT

IDRIS ELBA as Aragorn

> disgusting titcows
Are you gay?

frodo will be played by a woman and gollum will just be some Sup Forums autist

>dance/rap/pop song ending scene

>sjw outrage about women cannot be an autist

>give us the ring frodo
>and your other ring

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