If you are not allowed to enjoy this in your country, you cant post

>If you are not allowed to enjoy this in your country, you cant post in this thread.

As for everyone else, how does it feel to be free?

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Over rated candy.

Can get them on Amazon or EBay

>he thinks eating some chocolate with toys inside is the definition of being free
>he thinks getting dogger to lick your nutsack is also freedom

wtf i hate easter now

Well, I can't because it's bloody expensive.

I love the idea of hiding toys inside food, but I'm grown now, so I can only wish that someday I could buy wrenches and hammers baked inside loaves of bread, or hidden inside a burger.

Just look at pic-related, and imagine the joy of finding a handful of lugnuts concealed inside the patty.

>the only replies are from triggered Burgers

>Burgers

look at the german who invented hamburgers but had to watch impotently as the superior americans stole his idea and made it their own.

>enjoy
the chocolate is way too sweet and tastes artifical

What the fuck is that? Looks like diarrhea in a bun.

>superior americans stole his idea and made it their own

Implying.
You did to burgers what you did to all other food: Copied it from other countries, made portions bigger, added more grease and called american cuisine

>Copied it from other countries, made portions bigger, added more grease and called american cuisine.

this is true but nobody else seems to be able to do it. The best you can do is make weird non-foods like Lardy Cakes.

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Kinder cancer: ‘Possible carcinogen’ found in beloved chocolates

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Cheap chocolate that have the texture of candle wax, taste like a spoon of sugar and cheap toys.

Sorry, they suck big time.

Americans need not talk about the taste of chocolate.

That's convenient

Je ne suis pas Américain.
I'm not a American.

I suppose you'd love it if somebody found guns in them instead.

>lives on the American continent
>not an American
American education

American chocolate is foul

I agree, what is your point ?

This

youtube.com/watch?v=3OlWlQ0ZMLI&list=PLg33cBONNv91lK403lmhjPCB0EXTcKS2N

This episode got me and my friends hooked up on deep frying and greasing for months non stop

I work here, I'll be back in Europe by 2017.

>I suppose you'd love it if somebody found guns in them instead.

You're Goddamn right! Here in America we have to kill for Kinder eggs!!

Americans make the worlds best selling and most desirable chocolate.
We know chocolate.

>If you are not allowed to enjoy this in your country, please post immediately in this thread

Fuck you got me, stupid leaf

Is it true that these are banned in friidumsland because burger kids are such fucking gluttons that they just jam dosen of these down their throats without even opening the wrappings and thus suffocating?

Yuck, a makarov clone

>be American
>buy chocolate
>get shot

They used to be great but suddenly all the toys became absolutely trash compared to before.

Soon the EU will ban them you know...

>three year old girl shot
soon king negro will ban guns

jesus. that toy looks like it was intended to choke a person.

We must remember that there are poor impoverished children in this world that are prevented and banned from ever knowing the pleasure of finding that wonderful toy inside a delicious Kinder Egg.