FIRST ONE TO THE OVAL OFFICE GETS THE DELEGATES

FIRST ONE TO THE OVAL OFFICE GETS THE DELEGATES

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this isnt political discussion

No

Kek wills it

Yes it is.

He's coming for the delegates.

Dahnald! Hand over the delegates or I won't be takin you back alive

Ted cruz, oval office, delegates.

It's more political then half the stuff here britbong.

>candidate
>delegates
>this isnt political discussion

"Pssh.. Bring it on, big man."

"No henchmen, no guns, just you and me Donald"

"For old times sakes"

"For the delegates"

>Ted unsheathed a silver sword, alive with light

>The Sword of a Thousand True Conservatives™

"Now it ends" Ted whispered under his breath

>Trump scoffs from the RNC convention podium
>The crowd is silent
>He moves to face Ted

"You really think after all that was said and done you can say that with confidence?"

>Trump holds out his hand and manifests two katanas in a gleam of holy light

"From here begins a new Don."

"Those are MY delegates Donald. True Conservatism™ will be the path for the delegates."

>Cruz lunges
>misses Trump by a 3 delegate width
>Trump pierces Cruz with both katanas
>Cruz slumps over

"T...the delegates... are... yours Donald."

>suddenly Cruz emits a shining light, blinding Trump
>once Trump's sight is restored he sees a meadow stretched before him
>Cruz stands in front of him

"I'm finally free. Thank you Donald."

"You cannot even comprehend my true power."

>*swoosh*

"Now then.. What do you think of this? You're wrong, these aren't clones. I'm simply moving too fast for your brain to comprehend. This is the technique I've been perfecting since last summer and the reason you WILL hand me those delegates, willfully or because I beat them out of you."

I love waking up to these threads. Thanks Sup Forums

HE'S FAST

>tfw you get the delegates but their turn out to be exploding shadow clones

I just wanted a quiet primary, Dahnald.

NO WONDER TRUMP IS LOSING
YOU ARE GIVING KEK'S MEME MAGIC TO THIS FAGGOT
ARE YOU STUPID?

"It would be an utter shame if those delegates were to.... go missing, Dahnold"

ALRIGHT DAHNOLD. THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING, INSHA'ALLAH. I HAVE FINALLY, MASHA'ALLAH, FOUND THE LIGHT OF ALLAH AND MUHAMMAD عليه السلام AND I NOW KNOW WHAT I MUST DO. YOU HAVE FIVE HOURS TO HAND OVER THE DELEGATES BEFORE THE MUJAHIDEEN STORM TRUMP TOWER WITH RIFLES TO TAKE THE DELEGATES AND THEN DETONATE THE CARBOMB. INSHALLAH, DANHOLD, INSHALLAH.

*farts*

this shit was only funny for a whole 2 days back in may when there was context
you fucking reddit parasites will run any stupid joke into the ground
it's like you idiots aren't aware of how embarrassingly retarded you all are

Naffin personnal Dahnald, but it is my DESTINY

I'm coming Dangald, I want to have a meeting with those delegates.

"lmao people are using a joke I dont like >:( I'll just call them reddit parasites to validate my point lolol"
>flag
Oh wait my bad

This is an urgent matter Dahnald apologise to Heidi

THIS IS A GOOD THREAD

>NO MORE HAVING FUN TIL THE WHITE NATIONALIST ISNT LOSING BY 10 POINTS

>lmao people are using a joke I dont like >:(
m8 i made a bunch of the images that get reposted in ever thread, it was funny at the time now it just gets reposted endlessly with no context even on other boards
it is being posted more lately than when it was even relevant 3 months ago, this is how you know you need to stop.

there are only 2 pairs of dubs in this thread
put your leaf back on

>when you lose control of the memes

Stuff

YOUR DELEGATES OR YOUR LIFE

these fucking threads

youtube.com/watch?v=A7fA2T0biEc

Don't make me the be the bad guy, Dahnald. Just give me what I want.

...

I win

He's yours, Donald.

The future.

You're right, this isn't a discussion. Now give me the delegates Trump.