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WHAT WE DOING TODAY

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nigger edition

what is the fucking point

fucking cold in the house

can’t wait til me parents leave so i can turn the heat up

STATE YOUR NAME CUZ

nigger edition

Checked. Now check mine.

stupid

find myself wanting a gf but also getting bored of a girl after seeing her 3 times

>moving back to poland in march
>by april britcucks will have to get permission to use Sup Forums
hahahahahah and some people defend your country what a joke

didgits for stormzy

wtf

hate this place

lads am addicted to energy drinks
they taste so good

>toiled from 8 until 6
>get home
>have to go and help with some computer shit for my parents
>get home
>eat dinner
>9pm
>go to bed at 10pm

JUST

go clean my toilet pavel

Good night mate.

pee

LOVE brits, HATE t*rks. Simple as.

>new zealand allows prescription medicine ads
dumb kiwis

You're getting way too big for your boots

does anyone like turks though?

felchmongs

Piss of darling, this is my neck of the woods

NEED a trans-gf

f e l c h m o n g s

en route greggs ama

>10 (You)s

H I G H S C O R E

Don't do it again or the conductor will ban you

>In 1935, during a rally of 100,000 members of the Hitler Youth and League of German Girls in Nuremberg, 900 fifteen- to eighteen-year-old girls became pregnant.

state your name

solutely barrassed for ya

85062399
stop spamming you dumb virgin

>tell my parents about ad blockers and how i don’t need an anti virus by just refusing to run dodgy scripts and being mindful of extensions
>look at me like i’m a genius and say “you should work in IT”

boomers are impossibly out of touch

Ok

if I get dubs I want a New York hot dog with ketchup and potato sticks

younger people apparently suck with technology too because they didn't spend their youth fucking around trying to get tech to werk, it just does

hot

timothy james byrne, flat spracklen house, dukes place, marlow

btfo

Golden-Age Collegehumor
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might as well ask for cancer

digits confirm

i have an adblocker and a script blocker as well as common sense and I still get a thousand blocks on malwarebytes

its essential no matter how good you are

yeah that's me and most of Gen Z
think it's only you millennials and Gen Xers that can be called "computer savvy"

befuddling posts

dead post innit

why can't tragedy befall ME?

FOLC

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eating a reeces peanut butter cup with my tea

I'm 20

FOLC

*smacks it out of your hands*

walked to greggs but the queue was fucking massive
only supposed to be nipping out for a fag so I had to turn back
gutted because I was looking forward to that sausage and bean melt

...

can smell the student off this thread

Thinking more and more lately about becoming a sailor

what age do you become an "adult" then, if 20 year olds are "children"?

just joined the ira

OOH

Haha, watch this-- watch this.

*Picks up the Reece's Cup and gingerly brings it back to him*

Hey, you dropped this

*Intentionally lets it fall to the floor before you can take it back*

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAA

Peng ting called Madison
I tell her come and jump in my Addison Lee

Fuck off grandad racist cunt Stormzy is a ledge

AHH

>Thinking more and more lately about becoming a sailor

if you have to ask

lmao

If someone slapped my Reece's out of my hands, I'd fucking heem them I would

listening to afi lads hahahaha taking me back

Gf and I are meeting friends for lunch in an hour, she just decided she wants to get there early and go for a walk so I'm now hiding in the bathroom pretending to poo to waste time

Everyone is a child until that youthful exuberance dies. 40 year olds can be children but the moment you turn into a bitter jaded husk you are no longer a child

just downloaded Temple OS

time to give it a go x

Just don't run out of breath tubby :^) ;o)

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absolutely love your work. the ex used to want to go to breakfast at like 9am and i'd do everything i could to drag it out until like 11 hahahaha

not why she dumped me btw

just joined yung leans sadboys gang

>Brit Award 2017
>Nigger
I Hate Britain now.

>black women are only good looking when they're half white

Really jogs the noggin

>gf spends hours making layouts in her bullet journal to track her productivity and make her more efficient instead of just being more productive and efficient
mm yes ah yes

Haji friend told me he wanted to take a trip to Mecca. I asked him what he plans on doing in Japan! HA!

Not my best joke, aye...

why'd she dump you then ed

Kelly Rowland
all though yeah 99% of black woman irl look like horses

Got accepted to Oxford University to study BTEC Advanced Diploma Sport Science

Not as much as we hate ourselves.

this is the pinnacle of australian humour

anyone remember the cuckio meme

reasons women have dumped me: not sure they just ghost me LOL

Stormzy is a fuckin geeze innit mate haha you coming Glasto this year?

sure do love them jelly babies

there is no glasto this year

not ed lad. she made up some total bullshit about how she didn't want a relationship and wanted to be single but i'm quite sure she cheated on me.

not fussed though. my friends hated her, she was very shy and her friends were about as wild as a non-alcoholic beer.

my wife does this.

it's 80% planning 20% doing

ijdgi

Why do men have to do so much more work dumping a girl?
Like you have to do it in person and make a big show of it, spending half your day while women can just stop messaging

the band eels are basically a good version of the shins

women are parasites they won't leave their host without another one ready to go

>wife
fuck are you doing here spastic

so hows wagey today? get up on time? the commute wasn't too stressful I hope.

Me? I got up at a leisurely 10:30, made some scrambled egg, brown toast and orange juice and am now relaxing with a cup of tea while I decide what to do today

GOOD post

sometimes it doesn't even work
they'll guilt trip you into getting back with them after like a day because obviously you feel like a cunt

I Think I've seen Self-loathing Brits on Sup Forums though. But Mutts and Russians.

lads help
keep getting an error 522 to Sup Forums

toil from home

there's literally not enough work to keep me entertained but I can't just play games coz I need to respond quickly occasionally

that's why im here

considering hitting the sauce too