Brit/pol/ - Nige's Tache Edition

>Alexis Jay named as new chairwoman of abuse inquiry
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-37043545

>GMB Union defies Chairman Corbyn
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37026145

>UTTER MADMAN gets pissed and tries to break into Buckingham Palace
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-37024767

>Retail spending up by most in six months as post-Brexit economy continues to grow stronger, still planning on moving to Canada?
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-retail-brc-idUKKCN10K070

>Heatwave lasting TWO WEEKS to hit parts of Britain with scorching 30C temperatures
mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/uk-weather-heatwave-lasting-two-8589047

>Five new Labour Party members have won a High Court battle over their legal right to vote in leadership election
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37009871

>Treasury and City reach consensus, Norway option is still cuckoldry
telegraph.co.uk/business/2016/08/06/treasury-looks-at-quitting-the-single-market-as-city-rejects-nor/
>Nigel boasted about his NF initials and sang ‘gas them all’
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/nigel-farage-fascist-nazi-song-gas-them-all-ukip-brexit-schoolfriend-dulwich-college-a7185236.html

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=GS1JZOAI-vo
amazon.co.uk/Boris-Johnson/e/B000APU92E
breitbart.com/london/2016/08/12/man-people-carswell-literally-paid-gold-nuggets-westminster-insider-pals/
bbc.co.uk/sport/olympics/36687471
bbc.co.uk/sport/olympics/36687472
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/nigel-farage-open-letter-schoolfriend-brexit-poster-nazi-song-dulwich-college-gas-them-all-a7185336.html
youtube.com/watch?v=uVPYM5xXFw0
express.co.uk/news/politics/698983/Brexit-Theresa-May-urged-to-trigger-Article-50-reversed-Jacob-Rees-Mogg-EU-referendum
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/jeremy-corbyn-labour-leadership-ruling-appeal-owen-smith-tom-watson-election-latest-a7184691.html
twitter.com/britainelects
twitter.com/RaheemKassam/status/764120022016897024

A bit of The Who to get us rolling
>youtube.com/watch?v=GS1JZOAI-vo

Ulster-Scots masterrace. Other Uk can't even compete.

Going to crack open a Stella soon.

/jennis/

>*freeze frame*
>*record scratch*
>So you're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation? Well let me tell you, it wasn't always like this.

Why not drink a beer made by a British owned company, like Guinness?

/jennisinaction/

Anyone read The Churchill Factor by Boris?

Guinness isn't beer

Eyo, ol up. Boris wrote a book?

Who /shitty-moustache/ here?

>Guinness isn't beer
It's a stout but I see what you mean, real beers are Bitters and Ales.

It's Irish anyway . . .so it should not count as British.

>ALL OTHER COUNTRIES BTFO

Guinness is swamp water.

He's written quite a few, lad

If ever Trump manages to be President, you would see the American promise % plummet . . ..There is no way he can deliver what he says he can.

Nice dirty sanchez you got going on there.

He's written a few, or at least had them ghost authored for him.

Never knew this. I always assumed he never even managed to finish reading the Biff, Chip and Kipper primary school books. Surely there can't be anything of interest in his dozy head.

>Biff, Chip and Kipper
Loved those as a kid

>amazon.co.uk/Boris-Johnson/e/B000APU92E

GOD SAVE OUR QUEEN

GOLD AGAIN

GOD SAVE OUR GRACIOUS QUEEN

Don't believe the jester act. He's a Machiavellian political operator.

Nice one for the link.

Seems like some shady shit is going on. This guy was involved in both Clinton's 2008 campaign and the EU "In" campaign.
breitbart.com/london/2016/08/12/man-people-carswell-literally-paid-gold-nuggets-westminster-insider-pals/

Rule Britannia, my man.

bbc.co.uk/sport/olympics/36687471

weeee

Aint been sober this long for 2 years, gonna get a drink though cause the trems could kill me.

Oh, double weeee
bbc.co.uk/sport/olympics/36687472

Nobody updates the fucking news. Iff you're going to put a new thread in at least include stuff like the BBC article on that poor girl who's feared dead after joining IS. Bless.

Enough about that though lads. Got to leave work at 3pm rather than 6pm because "the weather is nice".

Who /comfyjob/ here?

>he fell for the 'Buffoon Boris' meme

Dopey cunt.

Nige looks like a fucking pedo with a moustache. I always knew he was a nonce.

Delete this

Fuckin spot on mate, nicely done. Here's a little Ennis as a reward.

I would've updated it mate but I asked for someone to make new thread while I took a shit, but I ended up having to do it. Didn't know how much time left on old thread, so had to be quite quick getting this one up.

independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/nigel-farage-open-letter-schoolfriend-brexit-poster-nazi-song-dulwich-college-gas-them-all-a7185336.html


This article probably has some truth to it, but I'm sorry it's a load of shite to think that kids today don't say this and worse


Also le spooky racist farage who MUST be so racist that he.. uh.. didn't join the National Front. Right.


When you consider the timing of this and what the content actually says, it is rather desperate desu.

Already growing one

#ArrestTheNonce

youtube.com/watch?v=uVPYM5xXFw0

wtf I hate Nigel now!

Could you imagine if Nigel, Enoch, Churchill, Thatcher, Boris, Mosley, and Cecil Rhodes all met?

Mashallah Nigel.

I grew out of the brit/pol/ Nige circlejerk a long time ago. You should have done the same. He was barraged a long time ago on LBC - he lost all credibility that day.

>ywn be crushed by those thighs

WHY LIVE
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Could you imagine if Charles Bronson beat the shit out of Russell Brand with a plank of wood?

Actually Arthur Guinness was pretty much a Brit. Anglo-Irish prod that supported English rule there and opposed Irish nationalism.

...

Nice try yktd

Her dad is so black but she's come out with a such a fit white body.

Nice meme Sayeed.

cross-general telegram from the Syrian front!STOP

Manbij has been liberated by Kurdish forces.
ISIS has been run out of town, and the Ottoman empire is a tad annoyedSTOP

A good show by allSTOP

We own everyone at rowing and cycling.

Why do most morons still love cuckball?

Top fucking kek, Nige is going full Enoch.

Moustaches are a British tradition you bigot

Lol but he's not even wrong there. As tough as that pill may be to swallow, you could say the same thing from people voting for far left candidates as protest to someone like blair who could do a decent job.

Or something.

who /comfyEEAdeal/ here?

t. carswell (the one true UKIP leader).

I know lad, it's cracking.


May urged to trigger Article 50.
>express.co.uk/news/politics/698983/Brexit-Theresa-May-urged-to-trigger-Article-50-reversed-Jacob-Rees-Mogg-EU-referendum

THICC

To be honest some of it probably is true, and some of it is a load of shit. Some of it is just weird.

I believe the stuff about making his initials look like the NF symbol, but to be honest who cares that's just being an edgy teen.

The 'gas em all' stuff is clearly bullshit, the kind of ridiculous shit jews tell each other around the campfire.

Also some of these 'accusations' are just downright odd. What's so bad about having 'polished boots' and keeping a box of snuff around.

Just a hysterical piece by an upset remainer.

Is it degenerate to fuck a mixed race girl?

>bigot
Feminism has ruined that word for me, every time i see or hear it a cringe.
Same with problematic.

It's so wrong, but feels so good

It's also too little too late. Nige could go full 1488, we're still leaving the EU.

>ALL WHITE WITH MOUSTACHES

I dunno if you heard, but she's a mudblood.

RIVERS OF OVALTINE

I'd fuck Ennis cause she doesn't really look like a mongrel. Plus, she's a British gem, she's earned the D.

J-A-N-E-T-D-E-V-L-I-N

I remember the first time I heard that word, I was only about 5, my sister was watching Friends and I wanted to know what they meant when they said Chandler's a bigot.

The wrong side won WW2.

just gonna leave this here...

Literally Meme Magic

His 'power level' is probably a lot higher than he lets on, but I think he decided early on that he needed to present a respectable front if he ever wanted to get Britain out of the EU.
To be fair to him he seems to have been right.

>Tattoos
Nah

mixed race women are qt, it's mixed race men that have to go back

>united cuckstain

fucking why

B R E A K I N G N E W S
B R E A K I N G N E W S
B R E A K I N G N E W S

independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/jeremy-corbyn-labour-leadership-ruling-appeal-owen-smith-tom-watson-election-latest-a7184691.html

Labour has WON their High Court appeal. New members will NOT be allowed to vote! Corbyn BTFO! Labour is making a comeback and will be a real threat to the Tories in the next GE.
Tories on suicide watch! Tories on suicide watch!

B R E A K I N G N E W S
B R E A K I N G N E W S
B R E A K I N G N E W S

ABSOLUTELY DELIVISH

>backstage at the walking dead

The best of Ireland right there.

It's Michael Farage what's wrong?

So Sorry and Sharia Police are America and Germany respectively.

14/16

comrade corbyn is doomed

Punished Nige

A Fallen Shitlord

Ennis makes me so hard, lads

I know she's mixed but would impregnate/10

corbyn will still win

How the fuck did they win?

How can they seriously block new voters this is America tier.

He is a paedophile, he is a nonce, he is a perv, he is a slot badger, he is a two pin din plug, he is a bush dodger, he is a small bean regarder, he is a unabummer, he is a nut administrator, he is a bent ref, he is the crazy world of Arthur Brown, he is a fence foal, he is a free willy, he is a chimney bottler, he is a bunty man, he is a shrub rocketeer

Race laws won't apply to one gender

Comrade Corbyn will survive the Blairite counter-revolutionary putsch.

Members agree that the buck stops with the NEC when they join.

So If the NEC decides, it is so.

Brexit eh?

I think not.

>130,000 new members barred from voting
>99.9% were Corbyn drones
>their desperation was so big they started a legal battle costing them £30,000

Yes comrade, he definitely still has a chance!

This it the end of Corbyn's campaign.

Operation Yewtree MUST catch this man!

who fuckin cares

Anyone who voted for Brexit should. You really think it will happen if Labour wins or forms a coalition with the LibDems and SNP?

Why can't the socialists fuck off and we have classical liberals as our second party?

>Labour is making a comeback and will be a real threat to the Tories in the next GE.
Mfw.

twitter.com/britainelects

blairite...

We don't vote for labour we just like keeping them unelectable.

He will still lose the 30% of labour voters who voted brexit since he is anti brexit

That's because Corbyn is their leader. He will be out by winter.

WHO /STACHE'N IN SOLIDARITY/ HERE?

twitter.com/RaheemKassam/status/764120022016897024

would if i could :(

The queen supported brexit. She will dissolve an anti Brexit parliament if need be