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#Russia could break diplomatic ties with #Ukraine, PM says"

twitter.com/businessinsider/status/764116629785546752

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they had ties still?

>Showing respect towards Czar Cukolai II

what's 'ukraine'?

oh look, it's the eternal anglo

Oh look, its an ignorant canacuck

All the under 30s will be sent to fight in World War 3. May only the best return.

>could have saved your family relatives
>didn't
BEADY

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Here comes dat SVINOREZ

Quebecois detected.

a borderland

SOON BOYS

everyone will be atomised in a blaze of destruction and only the unfortunate few will open their eyes on a dead planet

she kinda looks like a trap desu senpai

/ukraine generals/ coming?

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needs more high res mummy

/CLANK 2.0/

Will be glorious.

>me 12 years old doing lego in my room
>mummy knocks on my door and says bedtime
>tidy up lego and climb into bed
>mummy comes over and tucks me into my duvet
>tell mummy i need to speak to her about something very private
>mummy reassure me that i can talk to her about anything
>tell mummy about problem where willy go big and stiff very irritating
>mummy says is normal but needs tickle from time to time
>ask whats that
>mummy says she will show me how to
>take off pyjama bottoms and sit on mummys lap
>mummy gently stroke my willy and it go hard again
>mummy say im very big for my age which makes me feel proud
>bury face on mummys shoulder and touch her boobies
>mummy unbutton her dress and let me suckle
>suddenly feel rush and willy start pulsing
>hold on to mummy tight and shudder violently then warm liquid shoots out
>start to cry
>mummy ask whats wrong but just tell her i love her lots
>mummy says she loves me too and very proud of her big boy

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I never don't find these disgusting desu lad

>ukraine
no such thing

What

FOR FUCKS SAKE YOU WOKE UP THE MUMMY POSTER

wut

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Disrespectful cunt Delet this

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Why are you guys so obsessed with this literal 6/10?

Stahp nao

Didn't they already break ties by annexing Crimea?

let me see your 10/10 burger

nah

U won't like to see mummy when she angry

Stop putting her face on ugly French whore

marion isn't ugly, but she is no mummy.

Do not summon the Marion poster that i am.

Yeah that's true

Damn, this woman is gorgeous. I'm going to date her one day.

>Brown eyes

Ukrainian terrorist killed her two hours ago

>implying that's not what i like the most in her

You stopped being a real country after WW2.

Whatever, I don't want to fight with you. I have to deal with weebs already

But that's Civil War in Ukraine, isn't it?

>implying i aint both ;)))

arent they going to war?

Fugg, no wonder why terrorists hate you

4u

We are presently at Happening Condition 4. Its not happening, and you can still prevent it. But its almost already too late.

Kek thread a few days ago foresaw major happenings on the 14th of August. Check for confirmation.

My literal dream. Excellent post user, made me happy.

If Russia would actually go to war with Ukraine, this whole thing would be over already, but the NATO 'advisers' and shit make it complicated. Proxy war.

soon

You're really sick. Ms. Poklonskaya would be repulsed by your fetishism.

I don't think so user. Even without the Advisers the Ukrainian military of today is not the same one Russia thrashed in 2014. Lots of veterans, and tens of thousands of National Guardsmen ready to fight if the Russian Army roles into their particular districts. Russia could seize Ukraine, but it would pay a brutal price for the doing of it. There is also no guarantee they would succeed either.

:^)

>Be typical Canadian
>Angry as fuck because maple syrup rations were guzzled by rogue moose
>Begin shitposting on Sup Forums
>Try to insult America
>Backfires horribly
>Aussie bantz are too much
>Extremely rare American bantz hit particularly hard
>Decide to make a different thread as a vatnik
>Suddenly
>Boom of thunder extremely close by
>Look out window
>Something is floating toward dogskin hut computer is kept warm in
>It's Natalia Poklonskaya
>Natalia's floating two dozen feet in the air
>She's pregnant with a thunderstorm of righteousness
>Her belly's diameter is equal to her height
>Its smooth curvature pulses with veins
>Her Crimean-made t-shirt is stretched over a pair of breasts too large for Canadian brain to comprehend
>Either boob is nearly as big as her belly
>Nipples as big as fists pump in and out with her heartbeat
>Their weight leaves her perpetually ass-up in the air
>Said ass is a big peach in a pair of torn jeans
>A dildo wedged firmly in her cooch powers a little fan that pushes her through the sky
>She glowers in direction of dogskin hut
>Her shadow blots out the sun
>She looses a battlecry as her hands massage her jugs
>REMOVE LEAF FROM BOARD
>Her areolae begin to bloat up
>Bigger
>And bigger
>And bigger
>They become domes that moisten her t-shirt
>Milk begins to spray from her nipples
>Get slammed by germinal geysers of breast milk
>Can't stand up
>Milk pressure is too strong
>Roll over
>Immediately drown in Natalia's mummy milk
>Vision darkens
>Natalia's body drifts toward Vancouver to begin the Great Canuckian Cleansing

are you ready Sup Forums?

Blame parliament for that. The King had no choice.

Ukraine isn't even a real country anyway.

Thank you, you're helping me getting rid of this god-forsaken place

I hope you enjoyed christmas

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Dying in mommy's loving milk is the comfiest of deaths. Glad as a leaf I could meet such a comfy death in mommy's warm milk. :)

It would be a delicious demise

Would be nice seeing dead ivans count in thousands.