Someone give me a quick rundown on new GoT episode? I'm too lazy to watch that crap and gave up on it long ago

Someone give me a quick rundown on new GoT episode? I'm too lazy to watch that crap and gave up on it long ago

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basically a bunch of hella fuckin epic shit

It's a soap opera.

>too lazy to watch TV.

I don't say this often but, KYS.

Jon Snow undermined by Sansa
Arya meets up with Brienne and Poderick
Brann is held hostage by White Walkers
Cersei killed by Jaime, stabbed in the back, then Jaime committed suicide.

does anyone have the when you nutted and she keep suckin' edit

> I'm too lazy to watch that crap and gave up on it long ago

Then why do you care, faggot?

i want to keep up with the latest Sup Forums memes

>arya kills all the freys
>jaime still in love with cersei
>cia btfo by stronk sansa
>lyanna mormont still annoying af
>sam cleaning shit at citadel
>brotherhood without banners and hound heading north
>jorah is in oldtown
>dany arrives at dragonstone

they finally got around to the Rickon and Dickon arc

>le ebin stronk womyn
>Jaime is still a cuck
>Euron is randomly a gay biker
>he actually somehow made a thousand new ships between seasons
>wants Cersei's withered old pusy, but Cersei is an independent woman who don't need no Greyshits
>shit montage
>no joke, an actual montage of old people's sloppy liquid shit
>based Hound and BwB, only good scenes in the entire episode
>Arya sits down to a nice dinner with Ed Sheeran
>Sam discovers that Dragnstone has obsidian from reading a book despite being told so by Stannis two seasons ago
>Jorah is in quarantine
>dragonslut lands on Dragonstone, everyone is dressed liked X-Men
>actually tears down Stannis's flag
>mfw

nicely done

>supreme commander Jon, after being coerced by loli and a roastie, sends kids and women to the battlefield

There wasn't anything really memorable.

Couple of good scenes of Clegane and the Rhollor priest and Dondarrion. Sam cleaning old men shit in the citadel(most amusing parts of got desu, the montage was epic).
What else..
Arya killing Frey's and meeting a bunch of soldiers.
That was about it.

women > men

Unironically this, usually I can look past this shit and understand its for the normies but it was just too blatant in this episode.

>shit montage

Well done

>wait until you need to shit
>make a bowl of soup
>shit
>look at the shit
>eat soup while looking at shit

arya is a mass murderer now by killing the frey bloodline,
jon is the sensible leader that advocates for child soldiers pitted against sansa who is becoming cersei of the north.
the iron fleet arrives with a brand new fleet, that would put any navy in shame, in kings landing. not bad for a people of barren rocks
euron has an audience with queen cersei, who seemingly faced no backlash for blowing up half of kings landing. after being denied a marriage proposal on the grounds of his questionable character, he vows to come back with a gift worthy of a queen.
Sam is cleaning bedpans for however long just to finally sneak into the masters library to jog his memory about something stannis had already told him - good effort mate
oh and jorah is also there.
arya encounters a really talented singer that is camping with his bunch of misfit lannister soldier compadres. they offer her a finger pinch of rabbit-leg, some booze and an uncomfortable rapey vibe.
The fire priest of myr has recruited the hound as a new member in his zombie entourage and they are on their way to blackwatch by the sea, seemingly the target of the white walker army. The station will be manned by wildlings as ordered by jon snow.
the dragon queen lands at dragonstone, a magic castle with open doors and absolutely no one there. good for her, that was some prime real estate going to waste.

i think that was about it

nothing happened until the end when eyebrows mcgee took an abandoned rock

how did euron get to kings landing without crossing path with dany?

>and gave up on it long ago

Then why ask?

>shall we begin?
YEEEEES QUEEEEEEEEEN SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

The spoiler for the 1st episode were correct.
So can we expect the boat sex?

I don't get it, are we supposed to not understand that Snow is now immortal? He can't be killed, what's the intrigue here, I don't get it.

The triumph of feminism.

Jon joins the right side and liberates Westoros from puny mortals

Euron come from west, Dany come from east

fucking nerd kys honestly
are you 12?

What's wrong, are you threatened by the word "vagina?"

It was brilliant. Tvmay say otherwise by it was epic and Dany, Sansa, Arya, and Cersei were the best. The future of this show is female and I love it!!!

Emilia Clarke struggles to emote with her eyebrows for five minutes.

Accurate since the show has no future, it's about to end

wtf

>he hasn't taken the boipucci pill

Is this from the leaks?

arya kills all the freys in a undwerhelming scene that feels completely unearned where all the actors involved deliver their lines awfully
and then, uh
actually, I don't remember anything else. maybe nothing else happened? though I may have zoned out completely after that staggeringly idiotic opening scene

Heres the whole season since your so lazy
reddit.com/r/freefolk/comments/57w3yw/my_awayforthelads_season_7_spoiler_timeline/

This was written 6months ago and the episode today just confirmed its legit