What a Cunt Edition
Meanwhile:
not jumping man
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Hello Buella.
>Judy
hell god baby damn no
>Judy
Laura will be Judy like Coop is Duogie now
ITT: people you aren't supposed to talk about
Shouldn't Cooper have had scars from being stabbed in Pittsburgh or, you know, from being fucking shot in season 1? Why didn't the doctor notice them?
was
>open door
>CUTE
judy will be swaped with lodge Laura
because Judy was made by Dido
>No normal Coop
I am fucking done
fuck gene
kelly you
mother fucker
why Chad has to be evil, could he not just be unpleaseant?
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are Albert/Morguefu the superiour Twin Peaks couple?
beautiful
Do you believe me now?
Next episode. I promise.
It is happening again
It is happening, uh-gain
no, it is twelve
But the universe was just fine with DoppelCoop and Dougie sharing the same existence for two decades.
No, Audrey and Agent Cooper are. Especially because they are Richard's biological parents. : o
Where's the webm of Dougie boning Janey?
someone with good photoshop skills should make one with the ''ya got tricked, fucker'' guy, but with LYNCHED instead
Was that him who pulled up to the bar at the end?
Also Lynch implying I'd stick around for five minutes to watch a fat pig try to sing, toppity kek
where is he? where is big ed? only seson 2 cliffhanger with coop was resolved, nothing else
>photoshop
for videos
Dougie was never the real Coop tho. He was made (probably by doppelCoop himself), artificial.
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I JUST WANT A WEBM OF TRACYS ASS IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK ;-;
Morguebert?
Albemorgue?
what's their couple name
JUST
>Especially because they are Richard's biological parents. : o
I want this to be confirmed so badly. I'm an Audreyfag, but the backlash from this would be great (if we are ofc talking about doppelcoop).
kiss mommy Doctor Who feet first tpg
better show now and ever
I think the Experiment created Dougie, because she was holding a little golden ball when those she clawed to death first saw her. I guess it makes sense since we now know she created BOB as well.
pic or video, we just need more LYNCHED content
I want Richard to be Johnny's son
why are english >people so inbred looking?
Richard kills Audrey
half of tpg btfos
The daddy is obviously Billy Zane. He promised to come back and never did, filling Audrey with resentment and passing that hatred onto her son, creating the half-baked monster we see now.
BadCoop has the scars. He took his shirt off in the earlier episode.
Badcoop stole s1/2 coops body and Coops mind went into Dougie Jones who was created from scratch some kind of way a few years ago from so that Badcoop wouldn't have to give the body up.
dugpa-fags think that richard is donna son
Mourgbert maybe
DougiEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
who the fuck sends letters in 2017
and she died on birth
so Richard's father is James?
2015 you dumb
lmao why would he call Sylvia his granny then? She wasn't his grandmother. And I can't imagine Donna would ever take the Horne name.
Hello Sup Forums, how are you today?
Constarbert
Look up the Kyle interview
He says he plays 3-4 characters
The 4 is only for a v short time must be Dougie
Then he talks about DougieCooper as this newborn child discovering life
Then he mentions cooper as coming back but more restrained due to his experiences
Obv evil cooper is the last one
So the TP posse go to the site at the same time the FBI do and evil cooper
This may be the let's rock thing as it's a big shoot out with the posse saving the day
The doppelgänger gets shot and sucked back into the lodge possibly showing windom face
At that exact moment dougiecooper is facing a mob assassination
With the doppelgänger gone he returns fully and shoots his way out
Then the fallout from this in the next episode or 2
Back in TP Richard and chad decide to kill Lucy as she is on to them and that forms the next climax with weird lodge stuff at the end
Cooper then returns to TP in the special 2 part ender and meets the aged Laura as in the spoiler
Have a bad feeling the Vegas shootout will kill the wife and son though
>Coops mind went into Dougie Jones
No it didn't, Dougie's body went to the black lodge and Coop's body came out an electrical socket.
Good catch with the scars on DoppelCoop though.
where is my drugfu?
Dougie Jones was fat, though. Coop still has his original body
when the 2:53 happens it will be corrected
Constabert
Alstance
hmm, do we know what her last name is? Might be easier combining those.
what are the spoilers?
Didn't we confirm the date of this season based on the models of cars shown? I think there was a model from last year.
Her tits are nice.
nah I'm memeing that he looks like the giant
A cooper with A laura in front of Sarah's house
They show that cooper isn't in dougie body since he lost weight, his hair is darker, etc
4:
Coop in lodge/whatever
Dougie
DougieCoop
EvilCoop
>real coop confirmed never coming back
Constance Talbot, so logically:
Albot
Oh shit you got me. I forgot that the real dougie turned into a bead
Rosenbot
>Albert becomes the terminator
wake up
have a bloody Annie with Caroline's clothes
what do?
He could be counting LodgeCoop as normal coop. OR he could consider lodgecoop to be the same as dougiecoop in the sense that they're both mind raped
>Talbot
thanks
Rosenbot sounds great desu.
take the dirt road home
What was his problem?
write it in my diary
Mike Pence is canon?
Attitude
is this guy just basically a lodge spirit
Michael Gira is always angry
>confusing nathan damigo for mike pence
C'mon, guy. It's like you don't even care about the white race.
No, Mike Pence is the electricity.
I know Albert's happiness =/= Miguel's happiness, but it was nice to see this scene.
>implying they didn't bang irl
Well I hope so, but probably not
TALBERT
I don't
>tfw you cutepost too much
>imagined Gordon yelling that
kek
Fuck you, nigger.
>thought it won't go anywhere
>it actually becomes a thing
Based Lynch, best couple.
This scene freaked me out more than anything else this season.
Reminded me of Bob with the owl face.
people will still claim Lynch isn't a hack after this scene
Fuck that scene
C U T E
What was that all about anyway?
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Foreshadowing
Your soulmate, your Janey-E, exists in this world. She's real.
Through the twists of fate, you have never met her. And you probably never will.
Lynchian hackery