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YAAAAAAAAS KWEEEEEEEEEN

#BASED

>shall we begin?

ABOUT FUCKING TIME CUNT: 7 SEASONS OF PURE FILLER AND YOU WANT TO BEGIN NOW.

Exactly how old is Gilly's baby and why?

All right, lets settle this.

Yes, the character and the actor are nothing like we imagined, expected or wanted, but he has come into his own. I say this was much better than the Euron we got in S6. He can make the gay biker/captain boomerang with added banter crossover shtick actually work. His interaction with Jamie was pretty good.

I am not saying I like him, but he is MUCH better than before and quite tolerable.

Also, reminder that Victarion is still cut from the show

Why even watch or discuss this shit show?

Have you been browsing Reddit lately again?

literally
>jeans

looking forward to dany and varys scene. if the latest leaks are true (and they are) it will be kino!

>still no preston review
>still don't know if I'm supposed to have enjoyed the episode or not

>Sansa was WRONG the traitors paid for their crimes and there is no need for wards or punishment or common sense. We need the men for the wars to come!

>DUDE the way Arya slaughtered and entire fucking house and army was AWESOME! Happy they are dead! She's a cute ninja with a pet wolf who is secretly a princess! Just like my first OC!

>gay biker/captain boomerang with added banter crossover shtick
>mfw

I agree, he is shit, but much better than last season

>"The snows must be stained with the blood of Karstark and Umber traitors. The flesh should be stripped from their women and children and be fed to the loyal families trampling their dynasties."
Whoa, I didn't expect this one.

He has fucking leather jeans and a leather jacket. Why does he look like an 80s Rockstar?

mel seduces dany next episode
leaks confirm
#gethype

>jacket has stars

same

ITT: We predict future scenes.

>scene showing girls training alongside boys at Winterfell
>girls are shown to be far better than the boys at sword fighting

He's going to absolutely shit on it
I'm so excited

>I say this was much better than the Euron we got in S6.

Euron had 2 scenes on the show; Balon's murder, and the Kingsmoot.

S6 euron wasn't better than "Balon's murder" Euron. He was better than Kingsmoot's Euron, but that's setting the bar low given that this was one of the worst scene on the show.

Why didn't Lannisters capture Dragonstone? I mean the gates were open and all.

yes
we know
youve already posted this 100 times

Jack Sparrow in GoT wasn't really what I had expected, yes.

Okay but in the show they took great pain to show that Stannis the local lord was eating fish that had gone off--what are Dany and the "no farms, just rape" slaves/Dothraki going to eat? They can't ship that much food on the water.

You have 10 seconds to say something extremely positive about the episode and it can't be satire or a backhanded compliment.

why capture a castle you can not hold?

listen, dont use your brain too much - DD

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Hahahah no no nonononon no hahahahaha nono nooooooooooo

link me leaks

Pilou's very active on social media. Maybe he saw the reaction and was able to convince D&D to tone down the character a bit.

I'd fuck the little girl.

The hulls of their ships are full of dried meat, oats and other preservable food.

don't mind, as long as they're qt
>tfw girls in armor fetish

Bear girl being badass and showing up that crusty old geezer.

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They had a full year while Tommen "ran" things. They had no idea Daenerys was coming at that point in time.

WHY IS EVERYONE WEARING BLACK THIS SEASON?

Thats what happened in S01E01; Arya being better at archery than Bran.

>Dany being a smug cunt
>Mormont doing nothing at all
>Jontron reading offscreen makes him the smartest fatman alive
>Cersei being a smug cunt
>Arya being a smug cunt
>The hound being a quipping cunt

i liked scene with Jorah

Mormont? Or was there another I forgot?
She's disgusting mate. Try having some standard, even within your deviance.

i liked the hound and his bois

LINDA WHEN
PRESTON WHEN

YAAAAAAAAAAAS KWEEEEEEEEEN

How many white walkers are there aside from the night's king? I was under the impression there was like 5 or 6, minus the one jon kills at hardhome, since there were that many looking down from the ridge in that episode as well as that many at the 3 eyed ravens hideout. But now it seems like there's a whole lot more riding their skelehorses in front of the wights?

>Yara/Asha romance
Oh for fucks sake

Beric Dondarrion is always a delight to see.

because this a serious and dark show where characters die for real. thats why its so badass

Iron babbies don't deserve him

>Thoros... Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg... and my arm... even my fingers. The body I've lost... the comrades I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you? I'm gonna make them give back our past.

Is something significant going to come from giving that retard 20% of the shows screen time

FILL IT IN

>punished jorah
>hound and the boys
>that topknots not fooling anybody, you bald cunt

This scene and the Brotherhood scene were good

stormborn - part 1:
The Episode opens at Dragonstone, big storm brewing lots of rain. Cuts to the Stannis' old war room. We see Dany, Tyrion, Varys, Olenna, Theon, Elleria, Grey Worm, Missandei and Yara. They are discussing the best strategy in winning Kings Landing and the seven kingdoms. Olenna, Elleria and Yara insist on hitting Kings Landing with full force taking it in a day at most. Tyrion and Varys believe it better to win the loyalty of the Lords since Cersei has so many enemies anyways and they dont want her to be known as "The Queen of Ashes". Dany eventually favors Tyrions approach after a convincing speech which recommends the greyjoy fleet goes back to Dorne with the the Sands and to hit Kings Landing with the fleet once an army supplied by Olennas men to take Casterly Rock. The idea here is to not just pillage with massive hordes of unsullied and dothraki because the populace at whole will not welcome Dany as their new ruler so at first they must win the old fashioned way and not allow Dothraki to pillage and rape because it will make her look like another crazy Targaryan.
Dany turns her attention to Varys though, presses him about where his loyalties lie. She brings up about how him and his allies before traded her off to the Dothraki like a pawn. He goes on about how Robert wasn't a good king because he mostly didnt care and didnt want it. He wants a ruler who cares for the people who live in it and not for power and glory. Thats where is true loyalties lie and she can have him executed by Grey Worm or devoured by her Dragons but he wont pledge full loyalty because his loyalty is the streets (Varys gangsta as fuck apparently).
Everyone leaves except for Olenna who gives Dany an "old womans advice". Says Tyrion is a clever man but she has outlasted all the clever men because she doesnt listen to them. Calls most people sheep but says Dany isnt a sheep but a dragon. "So be a Dragon."

Well how many daughters/wives did craster have? He'd have an equal amount of boys that were turned into walkers.

I wonder if they have a "normal" childhood development or if they grow up to look like old men in two days.

I want to see Craster's last son as a ferocious toddler White Walker.

>yfw you totally forgot about new Lindautism content

Sansa's wig wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be.

Sure, but the big problem in history has been what do you to when you run out of what you brought with you.

I am interested to see how her invasion goes but I hope there is at least some conflict beyond military because armies travel on their stomachs and Dragonstone just seems like it's not exactly in the seat of a buxom valley of fertile soil.

How likely is it that the final season will involve nano bots?

stormborn - part 2:
Dany is then told (I think Missendai, cant remember desu) that Melisandre has arrived. They all go and meet her. Her and Dany speak in Dothraki mostly about the Red Priests in the east when Dany was fucking shit up. Melisandre tells her about the White Walkers although doesnt mention them specifically just says a big evil is coming. Melisandre eludes to the fact Dany could be the Prince that was Promised. Dany noting she is not a prince but a queen, Messendai mentions that in the original language the term is genderless and can mean either other. Melisandre says Prophecies are dangerous things. She also insists that Dany meet Jon Snow and have him tell her the things he has been through and seen. Tyrion stunned with the news that Jon is now king of the north and insists Dany meets with him as well and vouches for his character, saying he would make a great ally. Dany agrees tells Tyrion to send a raven to winterfell and tell Jon to come to Dragonstone and "Bend the knee."
We cut to a scene with Greyworm and Missandei who gets upset because Greyworm is going to war. This is all lovey dovey scene and where the nudity is. Nothing much to reveal here aside from them confessing their feelings, her seeing his ahem...lack of parts, and then he eats her out. Moving on.
Next scene is Winterfell, young men and boys training shooting arrows at targets. Sansa reads the letter sent by Tyrion and says its most likeyl a trap to Jon. Jon says read the last quote. "Dwarfs are bastards in the eyes of their fathers." Because of this Jon knows Tyrion is legit but still decides not safe to leave Winterfell.

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>So be a Dragon

stormborn - part 3:
Cersei at Kings Landing brings the loyal lords to the iron throne room and tells them of Dany's army and Dothraki and Unsullied and says they need to pledge allegience to her or lose there wives and childrens to rape and pillaging. They seem to agree but hesitantly. Sams father is the main guy here and he notes how people who don't agree or side with her end up deaded.
As they leave Jaime follows Sams dad and asks him if hed be his top general in the war to come. He eventually agrees. Jaime offers him a high position or a throne or something in exchange for his military expertise, cant remember the specifics on that.
We cut to Oldtown back with Sam. He is in Jorah's cell with his Master Maester as they analyze his condition. Sams Maester says hes too far gone, has about 10 years to live but about 6 months before he goes batshit. Out of respect of his knighthood he is allowed one more night to stay but then he will be sent to that old Targaryan city where all the greystone crazies chill. Next scene is Sam and Measter at the library and Sam tries to convince Maester of attempting to cure Mormont, citing an old Maester who managed to cure two people before. Maester says yeah that guy died of greyscale and the procedure is extremely dangerous hence why its banned.
At Winterfell Jon gets yet ANOTHER Raven, this is the one from Sam saying Dragonstone is confirmed a mine for Dragonglass. Now Jon is more or less like I got to go now otherwise we gonna die. So Jon has another meeting with all the Northern Houses and gives them the update. The Northerners clearly arent very happy with this news, even Lyanna disagrees and Sansa as per usual butts in saying its stupid.
Jon says its gonna be okay and its a risk worth taking and he is going to leave Sansa in control of Winterfell until his return. This throws her off and cuts to a shot of Littlefinger with that "Ouuuuu im gonna plot and scheme now kus im shifty" face.

>"So be a Dragon."
cringe

So is that how the white walkers replicate? From craster's sacrificed sons? Because it seemed like it was the children and the dragonglass, we were given no other explanation or numbers, theyve gone from 5 or 6 to dozens or more it seems.

>(farts)

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3 scenes in and the feminist shite has already kicked off

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>male feminist Lannister soldiers allow an enemy of the state to wander into their lines then share their provisions with her

>he didn't cure so good!

dont listen to men, be a strong kweeen and slayy

Women are just as good as men you know...

stormborn - part 4:
This then cuts to the scene that was leaked earlier where Jon is in the basement chamber thing looking at the statue of his father. Littlefinger comes down and does his thing. Says he liked Ned and it was too bad what happened to him. Jon says he isnt suppose to be down here, Littlefinger claims ignorance apologizes and says he just wanted to chat since the two of them havent had that oppurtunity yet. Jon dismisses this wants no business in it. Littlefinger suggest a "Thank you" should be in order for saving him at the Battle of The Bastards. At this point Jons back is to Littlefinger. Littlefinger starts reminiscing about his love for Kat, and although he was bitter with Ned and her getting married he understood. But now he also loves Sansa like he loved Kat. He barely finishes that sentence until Jon grabs him by the throat and throws him against the wall. Tells him if he touches Sansa he will kill him. End of story end of scene.
The order of scenes here might be wrong because they are pretty quick and happen all over.
If I remember correctly the next scene is Sam sneaking into Mormonts cell at night and is there to attempt to cure Mormonts Greyscale. This is the best scene of the episode for sure. Really graphic and tense since Jorah has to be completely quiet while Sam literally cuts chunks of his skin off with a scapel. Lots of white puss and graphic imagery. Sam takes a scapel/needle thing and right when he is about to plunge it into Mormonts chest we cut to an image of a fork piercing a pie filled with a white paste of some sort, meant to look like the puss that came from mormonts wounds and this guy just full on scoops a mouthful. Yummy.

>Messendai mentions that in the original language the term is genderless and can mean either other
That's rich coming from someone who didn't correct her bitchy queen back when she said "all men must die, but we are not men"

rate

Also whoever made the original, please keep doing them for the future episodes! Or anyone else, wtv.

lol I hate Sansa too!
XD

have the spoilers from a few months ago came true?

it's melisandre actually. there are some mistakes. leaker is casual fan

yes
and no

>Melisandre eludes to the fact Dany could be the Prince that was Promised. Dany noting she is not a prince but a queen, Messendai mentions that in the original language the term is genderless and can mean either other.

>if he touches Sansa he will kill him.
Jonsa lives!

The originals were created as a biological weapon by the Children of the Forest against the First Men, though there are tales of similar creatures existing in the east beyond the Five Forts of Yi Ti (their version of the wall). I'd guess that some people have like Craster, made sacrifices to them throughout history in order to be spared.

Seems like she has a little Bolton in her now

stormborn - part 5:
Theres a scene with Arya at the Inn. She sees that Pie guy or whatever. He offers her pie. She takes a bite mentions how good it is. He goes on about how to brown the crusts before cooking the whole thing or somehting like that and thats why its so good but no one cooks em like that because it takes too long. Arya says she didnt do that when she cooked them. He's confused but its an obvious nod to when she cooked the Freys and fed them to Walder. She is informed of Jon becoming the king of the north and decides to change her mind and head north. On her way there shes camping for the day in the woods and she notices her horse getting very nervous and upset. Next thing she knows shes surrounded by a pack of wolves. Then dun dun dunnn her Direwolf (if anyone can remember her name would appreciate) shows up, and she is...MASSIVE. Deffinitely the biggest direwolf hands down. Makes Ghost look like a little bitch. They have a moment and Arya tries to convince it to come with her to Winterfell, assuming it understands. The direwolf recognizes her but theres this kind of moment like we both are not the same people we use to be. Her direwolf leaves with the pack and Arya says something along the lines of "Thats not you anymore."
The final scene is the big boat battle between the greyjoys. Pretty epic pretty good. Two sandsnakes are killed by Euron, one strangled and hung from the front of the boat, the other has two swords shoved into her and shes propped up. Elleria gets captured along with I think is Tyene Sand. Eurons fleet wins and Theon is put in a fight or flight situation. Euron has Yara by the throat, eggs Theon to come save her. He pussies out and dives into the water. Leaving her behind. Sad.
Last scene is Tyrion floating in the water looking on at the fleet in flames as Eurons ship sails away in the distance.

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>Feminists hate the new season
Who would have thought

BEND THE KNEE TO AZOR AHAI

Why the fuck did they take 7 seasons to finally show him?

BRAINWASHING

I know nothing about got. Give me some spoilers that I can send to my mate who's into the show and deserves getting spoiled for being a dick lately

This is show has really gone of the deep end ever since George's departure and D&D's acquisition of complete creative control. What was once a sophisticated rumination on the concepts of war, politics, honor, and the morality therein is now baseless schlock filled with cringe inducing dialogue, flanderized fan service, literal poo poo in loo humor and faux feminist virtue signaling that is borderline zionistic. While the early seasons would cycle through many talented writers for each episode, including GRRM himself, every single episode of nu-GOT (and I mean literally EVERY SINGLE EPISODE) begins with the unholy stamp of shit, "written for Television by David Benieoff and D.B. Weiss", their names almost tauting you as sit down for another miserable hour of Jewish fan-fiction. This show is a disgrace, an abhorent legacy for GRRM to leave behind as this is now the only conclusion to the story we are ever going to get because that lazy fat fuck will never finish the books now that he has complete financial security and thus no need to get off his blubbery ass and finish the goddamn novels. But as long as fangirls can squel YAAS QUEEN on facebook and the normies have enough "reactable" moments for their reaction videos then they are happy. This is the kind of scum the show panders to now to ensure maximum viewership and social media presence. And despite it all I will still return week after week because I've been invested in this series since 19 fucking 96 and I am going to see it through to the bitter, shit filled end, goddammit!

If you didn't give the grave-digging scene the highest rating then you're an actual non-sentient nigger.

>Tfw D&D try even harder next season to please them.

Marwyn says the same in the books.

>but then he will be sent to that old Targaryan city where all the greystone crazies chill
Jesus, the citadel is gonna waste resources shipping a sick and infectious as fuck guy across the narrow sea? The citadel that's in the same city that once butchered a whole load of civilians to stop a plague?

>elisandre eludes to the fact Dany could be the Prince that was Promised. Dany noting she is not a prince but a queen, Messendai mentions that in the original language the term is genderless

>damage control for removing aegon

Some scenes seems to have been swapped between ep 1 and 2, but yes, it's basically all true.

Worst season of all time confirmed.

>Stannis told me

So theres a large number of actual white walkers, not just the half dozen we've seen so far? I thought there was the night's king and maybe 4 or 5 more, kinda like an elite guard or something but only a few because they're so OP.

Why do people like the Hound scene so much?
Half of it was pitch fucking black and you couldn't see anything