The Great X-Men Storytime - Vol. 4: Mutant Massacre (Part 9)

What's up, mah muggas?

It's indians versus cowboys up in here!

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>getting off is this delightful
W E W

Mirage issues, best issues. Why is New Mutants so based? they have like 1 bad issue.

I miss Brightwind's mohawk. Now it's just a regular old mane. Bo-ring.

Because the cast is so good. Except for Magma who's just kinda generic

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It's designed to be, girl.

Time for good old fashioned shower scene.

Yeah, but that's a terrible haircut, Dani. You can do better.

Should I continue reading generation X ?

I am in issues 4 and the only thing keeping my interest is Jono and Penance who is a cute.

Amara was even pretty decent when she was characterized as a stereotypical roman . it also helps that Magneto is best headmaster.

If you don't like it already maybe it's just not for you. It's definitely Lobdell's strongest work but I'm never been that fond of it myself.

Yes, Chamber is the GOAT Mutant of the mid 90s.

Yeah, true, she has her moments too.

>it also helps that Magneto is best headmaster
Definitely.

> Not Omega Red

What a prick.

Good riddance, desu.

Whos doing the art on this issue?

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How old is this guy supposed to be? Its kinda fucked that hes screwing around with a teenager.

Jackson Guice.

I dunno, may be the artist or something. He was friends with Dani so he can't be that much older (if he is older).

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Aw, he's just tsundere.

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THIS is the "chick" Thanos and Deadpool want to bang so badly?

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Oh okay. Still not terribly hot desu.

:(

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If it was always a cowboy, I would read a lot more Deadpool. Also they should do a Mirage Mini series or short solo like this issue.

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>If it was always a cowboy, I would read a lot more Deadpool
Ha, can you imagine that?

Kyle Baker? THE Kyle Baker? Holy shit.

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Lila Cheney looks like Jubilee.

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Hah, poor Sam.

I had a professor in college who was into comics and his area of study was Native Americans, never brought up Dani because I was worried how off she is.

it's weird how good these post-Bill S issues are but that stuff is so next level it overshadows them

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>it's weird how good these post-Bill S issues are but that stuff is so next level it overshadows them
Thats the thing about New Mutants, its all so good that the best parts overshadow each other. I seriously think its the best thing to come out of Marvel in the 80s.

Huh, very interesting. Based solely on personal experience she doesn't very off to me, just your average modern Native American (well, "average"), but I could be wrong.

I don't most of the Bob McLeod/pre-Bill S issues.

there's a point in the 80s where Claremont just clicks for me and everything is the best

Hey, remember THIS shit?

There's something about this goold old fashioned Southern earnestness that just gets me.

>goold
Again?! OK, am I having a stroke or something, what's going on?

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Yeah he did a lot of inking before he really became a full on cartoonist on stuff like Why I Hate Saturn

Poor Dazzler still with no home series of her own.

>Why I Hate Saturn
I miss old Kyle Baker. This current CG shit is BS.

Dammit, Sam :(

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I get what he's going for, he doesn't want to use a computer to make comics that look like they were drawn by hand. Unfortunately they look like shit

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>It ain't proper. For a man. Here.
Damn.

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It's always nice to see a mutant that actually likes being a mutant for a change.

we did read secret wars 2

it's pretty on point.

there's some good Avengers issues he's done around this time

> take him out of this valley
> he'll wither and die

She doesn't know how right she is

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Aw.

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We need to make Ma Guthrie the headmistress of the next mutant school

You mean the shit that literally killed MY series?

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Ahahahahahaha. Man, has anything good ever come from the New Universe? Other than newuniversal that is

>spain shitposts on Sup Forums.jpg

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Heh.

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>has anything good ever come from the New Universe?

JRJR did some good work on Starbrand

Oh, Amara.

>Slave-driver
Err...

All I know about Starbrand is that Byrne hated Shooter so much he made Shooter's self-insert and protag accidentally nuke Pittsburg.

Oops.

Hey we don't know who said it.

It would be weirdest for Karma or Magma

Ah Bobby, always the hothead.

I blame Illyana or Amara

>Capers like this... they have a way of backfirin'
You don't know the half of it.

Magma you really shouldn't be in lava form in the attic

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>The Grand Inquisitor of old, Torquemada, is nothing compared to Empath
>Basically, fuck this kid

>all right! Frontier justice!

That's what I call a bad trip.

> Torquemada, do not implore him for compassion.
> Torquemada, do not beg him for forgiveness.
> Torquemada, do not ask him for mercy.
> Let's face it - you can't Torquemada (talk him outta) anything!

>Sneaky badboy bed go bye-bye
lol

+1000 points

>Sanctissima!
What the hell language is that, 'cause it sure as hell ain't Spanish.

Having rival mutant schools is one of the best ideas the X-Men rarely use

Academy X had a lot of fun with it, but post Schism they did what? Have one baseball game?

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Thank god Empath here narrates all his woes, otherwise I'd be truly lost.

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Yeah, but it was fun.

>Maybe he'll get better on his own
Wouldn't bet on it, desu.

Damn, straight up made him bleed. He ain't fuckin' around.

Oops, gotta go take care of something, will be back asap.