>me 3 weeks ago
>visiting my sister in America
>she shows me around
>works in a small restaurant
>one day decide to visit her there
>15 minutes until she gets off
>place is empty
>tells me to keep her place since her working mate will be there in about 10 minutes
>she leaves
>only have to write orders down
>fat guy steps in
>comes to the desk
>orders a burger, biggest one on the exposed list (Caesar Cut or something)
>go to the kitchen
>start making the burger
>replace wheat buns with rye ones
>replace ground beef with lettuce
>replace mayonnaise with soy sauce
>replace grilled cheese with quinoa and green onion
>replace ketchup and mustard with tomatoes and lemon pulp
>hand him his burger
>he pays and leaves the place
>I leave too
>50 feet away
>mfw I see the whale him run back into the restaurant
Me 3 weeks ago
Devilish
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If you ever come back we're trying you for crimes against humanity. I've never heard anything crueler than fucking with an americans burger.
>fucking with a man's burger
you'll hang for that, gypsy scum
Talk about terrorist activity.
Reported to FBI
Please don't do it!
we had this thread already
Would kek again. Jokes aside FUCK YOU PIECE OF SHIT GYPSY I'LL FUCKING NUKE YOU FOR THAT REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
It's just a burger dude, I can make you another one (with the same ingredients)
>OP I just got orders from my command, we are invading Romaine-yeha
>Fuck I hate spanish countries
this
wars have been fought for less
>american orders
Fuck your tongue bitch
You're going to die gypsy. I am going to kill your entire fucking family.
Funny but you technically commited a crime by replacing an order he paid for.
What if he was allergic to one if yge ingredients you added? Thats a potential lawsuit for the restaurant
FUCK YOU! STUPID SLOVAKIANS I HATE THEM
Pls don't eat us as well:------\
did you pick his pocket too?
Sorry I am hungry.
Kill me last so I can make another burger.
REEEEEEE FUCK YOU MOLDOVAN YOU HURT MY FEELINGS I AM A SKINNY 300 POUND AMERICAN AND I WILL NOT ACCEPT THIS SHIT! GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY COMMIE REEEEEEEEEEEE
who /mischief/ here?
Would a few tendies calm down tension between us?
I WANT BURGERS YOU FUCKING RUSSIAN COMMIE DOG!
>using tendies as a peace offering to a burger bro
shameful desu
I AM A HEALTHY 345 LBS DON'T FUCKING INSULT ME GYPSY YOU GOD DAMN POCKET PICKER
what kind of burger bro? Can I get extra bacon please ??
>A gypsy invading someone else's country and technically scamming them.
You should kill yourself
Fuck them I would love some tendies please
You the same Romanian who repeatedly posts that story about slapping the burger out of that dudes hand?
You should have added your 'chefs special sauce'
Dat creamy mayo substitute...
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OP here other IP got banned
Ya my sister rubbed bread on her pussy once when making a sandwich but that's when she was smaller and I was a todller