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Jaime and Euron banter scene - where they're talking bout Euron burning the Lanister fleet and then the Lannisters got there anyway

When the fuck did that happen?

"WHAT DID I TELL YOU?! EIGHTY-EIGHT MILES PER HOUR!"

Jesus Christ, really?

i miss

Why is Macy spelled Maisie?

post thicc body doubles

First for branfu

You know those Lannister soldiers wanted that pussy, unless they were all gay.

When the greyjoys rebelled after Robert became king

Apologize

Reminder that if the show was starting now it wouldn't be so white

I am actually surprised they gave Dany only 5 minutes and almost zero dragons.

Way in the past. Like 10 years before the events of AGoT. It's why Theon is a 'hostage' at Winterfell.

oh, so pre-show

cool

this show sucks

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GoT is now officially unwatchable

He said we but not the Lannister fleet. They hitched a ride with Robert.

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world war 2

WE WUZ THE WILDLINGS AND SHIT

>You will never see her titties

Greyjoy Rebellion
Referenced in episode two
I guess it was Aeron instead of Victarion in the show

awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Greyjoy's_Rebellion

9 years before the start of the show (timeline wise), they reference it plenty of times in the 1st 3 seasons because Theon is only with the Starks as a hostage.

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What a pointless scene that turned out to be.

youtube.com/watch?v=ZOJUqLHauS8

Post YFW Sophie Turner is the smartest + cares the most of any actor/actress. Even Varys is clueless, how sad.

>She was sopping wet when he entered her. “Damn you,” she said. “Damn you damn you damn you.” He sucked her nipples till she cried out half in pain and half in pleasure. Her cunt became the world.

>And suddenly his cock was out, jutting upward from his breeches like a fat pink mast.

>The ship groaned and growled beneath him like a constipated fat man straining to shit.

>Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water. The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew, and her thirst sent her crawling to the stream to suck up more water.

>The three men were erect. The sight of their arousal was arousing

AMERICAN TOLKIEN

Why is Alfie so cute

What would Rey look like if she put on the mask from the mask?

awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Greyjoy's_Rebellion

I emailed D&D about the spoilers. They replied with laughs and said "Good guesses, but just wait." What do they mean, just wait?

sexy big tittied jewess scenes are never pointless

Those fucking clam chompers.

WHERE DID SHE GET ALL THAT POISON FROM?
WHERE DID SHE CUT UP THE BODIES? DID SHE STEAL A COOKS FACE?
WHERE DID SHE MAKE ALL THAT POISON?
DID SHE STEAL AN ALCHEMISTS FACE?
WHERE DOES SHE KEEP THE FACES?
IN A LITTLE BAG ON HER BACK POCKET?
WONT THEY GET DIRTY?
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THERE IS A BIT OF DIRT ON THE INSIDE DOES IT ITCH?
WON'T THEY GO BAD?
WHERE DID SHE LEARN ALL THIS?
I ONLY REMEMBER HER REPEATING THAT SHE WAS NO ONE.

Jesus FUCKING Christ D&D have jumped the fucking shark

She won the "suck every cast member's dick" competition. The prize was a cameo.

I wonder how Ed Sheeran got his

Anyone else get goosebumps when Danny tore down the racist, evil, murderous banner of Stannis the kinslayer?

>The sight of their arousal was arousing

She was seductive as hell. Then we never saw her again.

This show had tits and dragons left going for it and we've lost the tits.

1st for blowing your load all over Sansa's face

Are you implying this show has unfinished character arc?

when i saw that all i pictured was all the stannisfags on here having an autistic meltdown, so it was funny

imagine a threesome with her dany and sansa

It's in genes.

Massive clopper

If Euron got his ships because he's Daario I will forgive all the hackery from D&D

What's worse is you know he jerked off to this whilst writing

>tfw outlast clever men bc I dont listen to them
I don't think I can do it anymore lads

>she wouldn't play Yara because of that one scene where Theon puts his hand under her waistband

>now we're stuck with that ugly cunt getting off with Dany in hot lesbian sex scene

Fuck you Lily Allen

>alfi has probably touched her dirty underwear

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THATS IT, IM WAITING FOR THE BOOK

THIS SHOW IS SHIT!

are sansaposters and gremlinposters all british? Otherwise I can't explain being attracted to those annoying bints

I liked it. Khaleesi is genuinely a good person, and Stannis was a dick who burnt his daughter alive.

Characters you can relate to

>WHERE DID SHE GET ALL THAT POISON FROM?

Walder Fry or however you spell it probably had barrels lying around.

>WHERE DID SHE CUT UP THE BODIES? DID SHE STEAL A COOKS FACE?

Either in the kitchen or maybe out back somewhere. She could have stolen a face, sure.

>WHERE DID SHE MAKE ALL THAT POISON?

She probably stole it.

>WHERE DOES SHE KEEP THE FACES?

Magic.

>WHERE DID SHE LEARN ALL THIS?

The assassin guild, where she spent all of last season, training.

fucking retarded costume

EVERYONE IS FUCKING THE SAME
I could characterize literally every fucking character in this show using five words
- sarcastic
- smart
- shitty 'oh so ironic' sense of humour
- serious all the fucking time
- except when it's time for a shitty one-liner

Cersei is probably the only character left on the show that has some personality, instead of just being device for the writers to put their shitty humour in

why did he eat their poop?

Night King

>implying George describes faceless men any clearer in the books

That's how he gains their knowledge and becomes a Maester

aww not enough Purple Prose for you sweetie?

good lord almighty
>tfw she's not asha
>tfw she won't molest her brother
>tfw she won't fantasize about getting raped, then cuddle with the "rapist"
tfw she will never offer all her holes to the kraken Euron is summoning and give us some tentacle porn

I just wanna smack my dick on her forehead

And everyone wears black now.

You forget the qt bear girl. she is qt and how dare you forget about her!

How the fuck does everyone suddenly know "The Night's King" name? Did he send a memo to everyone on Westeros on how to address him?

More like Mansa

Dabid said she made that up and they never offered her the role

Cersei, Jaime, Tyrion and Jon Snow are all more than one dimensional I'd say.

anyone have teh leaks

>Watching GoT last night with my normie friends
>Arya Scene, friend looks over at me
>"Dude, user looks like Arya no lie"
>They all laugh and agree
>I'm a guy btw

Is that a good or bad thing?

Sam wore white.

i like the costume honestly

it tells me this is what euron thinks westerosi faggots would want him to appear as so he just memed some shit up and there he is

so basically you're a goblin?

post pics of yourself

>everyone

All of Dnd's hackery can be explained with magic

Ogre confirmed.

It depends whether being a small creature who frequents bridges is a good or bad thing.

every single episode is worse than the previous one, this has been going on since the pilot

So were the gargoyles real or was it just in your head?

>Night's King
Isn't it Night King? I think they've gone back and forth.

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does euron die this season? whats even the point of him if he doesnt have the dragonhorn he'll just get destroyed

We need a anime reboot of GOT.

>Tyrion
not since he left Westeros my dude
>Jung Sneau
not since S1E1 my dude

>everyone

like who? only bran mentioned it

His name travels with gossip. Also, stories about the Night King, and the White Walkers are commonly told to children.

Dragonhorn is what he calls his cock

He sees the wight gets freaked out and leaves home for the Iron Islands.

Yes I'm serious.

It's King in the Night.

I bet you kiss all the girls

>dragonhorn
thats one plotpoint I'd disappointed they never added

>taken with my Potato 6S

They also tell tales of giant ice spiders but lol guess there's no money for that.

Wait arent the mormonts known for their warrior women who have to fight with the men because, they're always getting invaded by iron shits and wildings. Of course d&d dont remember that.

but he drinks opium all day and is trying to become a god. dude makes blood sacrifices.

wh-why would he be scared of a zombie?

The cock that he will put in Dany's ass? Well done, Dabid.